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Mirror Mirror

"Love you Hermione ... love you ... 'Mione ..."

The muffled whispering was enough to wake her up, although she thought for a moment that she was dreaming.

But no, as her eyes slowly opened she realised it was Ron's voice coming from the mirror propped up on her bed-side-table and by leaning up on her elbow, she could see that he was still fast asleep.

"Ron! Wake up!" She bit her lip and her heart fluttered as his eyes opened and stared into hers. "Morning, love."

"Morning," he smiled slowly, "I was just dreaming about you."

"I know," and she smiled too, "I heard."

His reflection wobbled erratically and then he was suddenly much closer. "Did you now?"

"Oh yes," she followed his lead and took hold of her own mirror, resting it on her bent knees. "It sounded like we were enjoying ourselves."

"Hmmm. We were," he agreed, "we were in Bath ... the strange pink house that we didn't notice behind all the tree's ..." He shifted slightly and then groaned softly. "Oh fuck ..."

Hermione giggled. "That was terrible, Ron. We had sex in someone's front garden."

"It was a big garden," Ron laughed, "and really good sex."

"That it was," she nodded, "you're thinking about it now, aren't you, while you masturbate."

"Uha ... it was a good day. It'd be easier to remember if I could hear you again."

"Would it?" Her lips twitched upward. "You're such a deviant, Ron."

"You love it!" He grinned. "Little Miss Let's Fuck Our Way Around The UK."

"Good point. Hold on a minute, I want to try something." Taking her wand from under her pillow, she pointed at the mirror and a look of fierce concentration crossed her face – then a smirk of triumph as the mirror floated above her bed.

"Nice," Ron sounded impressed, "how'd you do that?"

"Levireflecto," she told him, "I was going to try reflecto leviosa, but I want both my hands free and a wand is needed to control leviosa."

"You're brilliant! Levireflecto," and suddenly she had a lovely view of him from the tip of his head to the middle of his thighs, "how's that?"

"Perfect," she breathed, one of her hands automatically seeking her mound and pressing down when she saw him take his erection in his hand and stroke it slowly.

"You've too many clothes on," he told her, watching intently.

She shoved her pyjama bottoms down to her thighs. "Better? It's too cold to take my top off."

"Much better. Put your fingers in ... yeah, that's it ... you like that?"

"Yesss ..."

"I love your beautiful quim, Hermione ... is it wet for me, Hermione?"

"Wet ..."

"I can't hear you, Hermione. Tell me again."

"Wet for you ... ohhhh Ron ..."

"When I see you again, Hermione ... I'm gonna lick you all over ... rub your clit for me, Hermione ..."

"Merlin, yes ... hhhnnngh ..."

"I'm ... oh fuck me ... you're so fucking beautiful ... do you want me to fuck you, Hermione?"

"Yes! Yes ... I want ... want ... fuck me ... want ..."

"Put your hand under your top, Hermione ... touch one of your tits ... that's it ... mmhhhaagh ... squeeze that tit ... I'm gonna go soon ... can you see how hard my cock is?"

"Mine ..."

"That's right, Hermione ... fuck ... it's yours ... gonna fuck you so hard ... look at you ... fucking beautiful woman ..."

"OH SWEET FUCK ... RON! RONNN!"

"Yeah ... that's it ... yeah ... go on ... FUCKYESMIONE-HNNNGHAAHG!"

They both lay panting loudly; and then Hermione ran a shaky hand through her hair while Ron fumbled blindly for his wand, not breaking their gaze.

"I love you," he whispered.

"Love you too."

Her alarm sounded, making them both jump. "Damn," she grumbled, "time to get moving."

"Me too," he agreed dolefully, but then brightened, "that was one hell of a way to start the week."

"Indeed," Hermione grinned. "I'll see you tonight?"

"Of course! What time?"

"I've got a prefect meeting, so that's going to set me back an hour or so. Shall we say around 10.30? Is that OK?"

"I'll be here with bells on."

"Bells?" She raised her brows and shot him a cheeky smile. "That sounds interesting."

"Very funny," he scoffed. "Have a good day, say hello to everyone for me."

"You too, same to everyone there."