To clarify, Alice is freaking out because she's promiscuous and likes to keep her private (vagina) life separate from her private life lol
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Bella Swan/royally pissed off Alice
This day goes down in the record books for the longest. Ever.
By the time I climb into Edward's car, I'm beyond exhausted, and I've got a migraine.
Alice's attitude only worsened after lunch, so I spent the rest of my day rescheduling appointments, cleaning every pair of glasses on display, and trying to coax her out of her office with expensive chocolate.
It didn't work.
Every time I knocked, I'd get a "fuck off, Bella" or a "go away".
"You look like you've been through hell," Edward comments.
"Alice's latest fuck buddy is your scout, and she flipped her fucking lid because it's too personal."
"It's not like I hang out with Jasper on a regular basis."
"I tried telling her that, and then she started calling her pussy a rock and his dick a sword and ... I need a damn nap."
"I can help with that."
I should really go home.
I'm glad I don't have a cat or any other living pet.
Pretty sure my houseplants are beyond dead by now.
But Edward's bed is comfy, and he's cuddly.