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Edward Cullen/surprise
Bella gets off easy.
Heh.
What I mean is that she gets to jet off to work while I explain to my seventy-year-old housekeeper how barbeque sauce got ground into the carpet.
I surely can't tell her that my girlfriend and I had kinky sex last night.
Kinky sex that involved messy food and Bella on her hands and knees.
"I didn't realize I'd dropped a rib until after I'd tracked it around." I hold up my cast. "The painkillers they put me on for this thing are no joke."
Kate tsks and tells me she'll do what she can.
I doubt she believes me, but it's … whatever.
I hide in my room while she works
Emmett calls to go over the itinerary.
It was his genius idea to surprise Bella.
She thinks we're going to see a movie, at a theater we haven't been banned from, but really, we're going to pick up the beast and Rosalie from the airport.
I've already warned Rosalie that the reunion is going to be dramatic and that it'll garner a lot of attention.
They don't disappoint.
