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Edward Cullen/these two

Rosalie and I have no choice but to drag all of their bags out to the parking garage.

Emmett's hands are full with my girlfriend.

I wouldn't be surprised if they're on the news after what just went down.

YouTube for sure.

"I thought I was prepared when the idiot bought that sucker, but boy was I wrong." Rose laughs.

"I tried to tell you."

Emmett tosses Bella into the front seat and informs me that I can have my girlfriend back.

"Gee, thanks."

We pile into the car, and Bella shoves her edible engagement ring in my face.

"Jealous?"

I take a lick.

"Nah. Strawberry isn't really my thing."

"Psh."

"Bella. I want you to meet someone," Emmett says, leaning between our seats.

"I'm flattered but put your dick away, Emmett," Bella replies casually.

Rosalie hasn't stopped laughing.

"Jesus."

I adjust my mirror and give her a sad smile.

"I tried to tell you."

"I know!" she cries.