Emergency Room Encounter

by Pandora's Box Is Heavy

A night spent in the ER with an injured football player across the hall. Their chemistry is instant and it all begins with a raccoon/cat. 175 "chapter" drabble. 5 updates a day.

93. BS - brain bleach, aisle one

93

Bella Swan/brain bleach, aisle one

I'm trying to remind myself why I called Emmett.

Alice is on the floor with her phone in one hand, an unlit cigarette in the other, and I think she threw up in her mouth a few minutes ago.

She's giving Emmett sex advice.

I hope he doesn't follow it.

Rosalie might kill him if he comes at her with ice cubes and a riding crop.

I need back up.

Emmett was my back up.

"If you have a secure beam above the bed, you can get the JutJoy. I don't know about your girl, but always check for the weight limit ..."

Ew

I'm the only sober one, and it sucks.

The things we do for our friends.

Alice better be able to recall this day when it comes time to give me a raise.

"... they are pretty cheap but don't try to save when it comes to a swing ..."

Edward doesn't pick up when I call.

"... he had to sell his beach house to pay for her injuries ..."

Jesus Christ. I have got to get out of here.