Emergency Room Encounter

by Pandora's Box Is Heavy

A night spent in the ER with an injured football player across the hall. Their chemistry is instant and it all begins with a raccoon/cat. 175 "chapter" drabble. 5 updates a day.

95. BS - super smart , super tired

95

Bella Swan/super smart, super tired

I crawl into my bed and give a heavy sigh.

Those poor people at Taco Bell were not ready for the three of us.

Emmett thought it would be a great idea to order one of everything and then threw a fit when I told him that he could just share.

I got a sympathetic look from a lady with a hysterical toddler. That's how bad it was.

Alice decided that the chairs made her want to throw up so it was either the floor or the table.

I'll let you guess which one she chose.

We demolished most of the food, and then Emmett went all Oprah on everyone.

"You get a burrito; you get a burrito!"

I got them out of there before the cops showed up.

I told Alice I was taking the rest of the week off for a mental health break.

She probably won't remember it tomorrow, so I went a step further and recorded her agreeing to give me a paid vacation for the next three days.

I'm not stupid.