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Edward Cullen/welp
"That bad, huh?" I ask when she opens the door in nothing but one of the many T-shirts she's acquired.
If she isn't destroying them, she's taking them.
I'm surprised I'm not running around topless.
"Yeah. Take bad and multiply it by a thousand." She waves me in.
"Ouch. I brought you something to make it all better."
Bella shrugs.
"Fine, but I'm exhausted, so you'll have to do all of the work. The bedroom's back there."
"I'm not talking about sex, Bella." I laugh and hold up my bags.
"Oh. Sorry. I'm fried."
She leads me past the living room of horror and into her bedroom.
Luck is on my side because it seems to be doll free.
"They're all in the living room, Edward."
I nod my head.
"Okay. Sit down. I brought presents."
Bella accepts the chocolate roses.
She appreciates the scented candle.
I get a laugh when I pull out a dozen boxes of candy and a bag of premade popcorn.
"You're a nut."
"I love you."
Welp