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Bella Swan/hammered
I'm too far gone when I realize Edward's never seen me drunk.
I'm too far gone to care what he thinks at this point.
I blame Emmett.
It's all his fault.
He pre-gamed and made me catch up with him when he finally came downstairs dressed like Baby New Year. Lucky for everyone present Rosalie made him wear a nude bodysuit.
It's ten minutes until midnight and we lost our other halves, who are passing out flutes of champagne.
I'm riding around on Emmett's back in a pair of Rosalie's cycling shorts because Edward didn't want everyone seeing my ass and Emmett's giant hat.
Everything is blurry.
It's probably because I stole Rose's glasses at some point.
Have I mentioned I'm three sheets to the wind?
"Giddy up, horsey."
Emmett makes this weird sound in the back of his throat and takes off through the crowd.
"We have to find them, Em!" I yell in his ear. "I want my New Year's kiss."
"What is with the two of you and needing to piss?" he asks.
"Not piss! Kiss!"