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Bella Swan/will not quit her job today
Alice looks surprised when I burst into her office and throw the giant sex toy at her face.
I'm glad it misses.
Because it probably would have killed her.
Lucky for me, I just got a bonus so I can afford to pay for the window the massive dong just crashed through.
"What the hell?" I demand.
"What?"
She's playing the innocent card.
"Why would you give me that?"
She pokes her head through the broken window and turns back to me.
"You said Edward was hung so I just thought."
"Okay, let's get a few things straight."
Alice nods.
"For one, we don't use toys. It's a personal preference that we agree on."
"Okay."
"Two, I said he was hung like a horse not that his dick was the size of one."
"That's not even the biggest one the site offered."
"Oh, for the love of God."
"What?"
"Who are you and what have you done to the chick who wanted to jump off a cliff last week?"
"I got married."