Suddenly a blaze of thunder cross the sky and an Ultra Wormhole opens above the city.

"Alright, bye." says Ash.

Before he can reach the wormhole, it close again.

"Fuck!" says Ash in slight anger.

"Oh my shit...!" scream Dulse in fear as Necrozma fly over the city and suddenly transform into its Ultra Necrozma form.

Ultra Necrozma use Hyper Beam to destroy a house.

Dulse run away in fear.

"Weak old dude." says Ash.

Ultra Necrozma sees Ash, but for some unknown weird reason it does not attack him.

"Here for a battle, are ya?" says Ash.

Ultra Necrozma fly away and into an Ultra Wormhole.

"Get back here!" says Ash as the Ultra Wormhole close.

Ash climb up on a house so he is closer when the next Ultra Wormhole opens.

For about 20 minutes nothing happens.

"How fuckin' typical. For once when you want a wormhole they don't appear." says Ash.

"Lookin' for an Ultra Wormhole, are ya, sir?" says a woman as she is suddenly behind Ash.

Ash turn around to see a woman who is the same age as himself. Her skin is the same blue as everyone else who live in Ultra Megalopolis.

"You're obvioulsy not from around here. If you need a wormhole, me is the one who can help, yes." says the woman.

"Then I want a wormhole that leads back to Alola." says Ash.

"What you request, you get, sure." says the woman as she push a button on her belt.

An Ultra Wormhole opens.

"Thanks." says Ash as he step into the Ultra Wormhole.

It turns out that the woman is evil when Ash finds himself in a dark room instead of in Alola.

"Fuck. The bitch tricked me. Clearly this isn't Alola." says Ash in anger.

The room Ash is in is a prison cell.

On the wall is a large painting of all the Ultra Beasts and Necrozma.

Ash is about to call out his Charizard when he notice that all his Poké Balls are gone.

"Yes!" says the evil woman, holding Ash's Poké Balls in her hands.

"Oh, no..." says Ash when he sees that the door is made of thick black steel.

There's no way he can break it down without his Pokémon.

He sit down on the floor, feeling sad.

"Okay, guys. C'mon out." says the evil woman as she call out all of Ash's Pokémon.

When they see that the person who called them out is not Ash, they attack.

"Crap!" scream the evil woman in pain as Charizard, Bulbasaur, Espeon, Kadabra, Sceptile and Pikachu attack her all at the same time.

Kadabra use its powers to teleport itself and Ash's other Pokémon and their Poké Balls to where Ash is.

"Hi, guys. Alright...Charizard, bring down the door." says Ash.

Charizard use his super-hot fire to melt the door.

Ash call all his Pokémon back into their balls and then leave the cell.

"Stop, Ash boy!" says Ashley Fucking.

"I'm not afraid of you." says Ash.

"Too bad. By the way, the other chick who tricked ya, she's my sister." says Ashley.

"Oh, that explains stuff, for sure." says Ash.

"Sexy. Want a blowjob, Ash?" says Ashley with a slutty evil smile.

"Never. Just step aside, while ya still can, bimbo." says Ash in a deep manly tone.

"I refuse." says Ashley, all evil.

Ash call out his Sceptile that use Leaf Blade to knock out Ashley.

Ash call back Sceptile and then run along the hallway until he reach a door.

He open it and find himself outside.

"You're getting annoying like a fart, Ash Ketchum." says Ashley's sister Melinda as she show up.

"So do you and your perverted sister." says Ash.

"Fuck you!" says Melinda as she call out her shiny Greninja.

Ash call out his Pikachu.

Pikachu use Thunder, knocking out Greninja.

"How the crap can your Pikachu be so fuckin' strong?" says Melinda.

"I won't tell you that." says Ash.

"Rude." says Melinda.

"Not really." says Ash.

Melinda call out her Meganium.

"Meganium, show Pikachu what you can do. Solar Beam!" says Melinda.

Pikachu manage to avoid the Solar Beam.

Suddenly an Ultra Wormhole opens.

Ash jump into it.

He appear again and smile when he sees that he's back in Alola.

Ash finds Plumeria dead on the ground.

"Not sorry that she's dead." says Ash.

Ash enter the Pokémon Center to get his Pokémon healed.


The End.