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Bella Swan/but my dolls ...

Alice calls me at butt-fuck-o'clock in the morning to inform me that the office will be closed for the next week while she goes on her honeymoon.

I have to cut her off when she starts talking about a playroom and how excited she is to try some contraption that Jasper paid extra for.

I have to go in later so I can rearrange her schedule.

She's a terrible business owner, but my paychecks clear, so I'm good.

Edward begs me to come back to his apartment when I'm done.

"I'll be home around three."

"I need to at least make sure the electricity is still on at home, so pack a bag and meet me there?"

I've been neglecting things, and as much as I know he hates my Living Dead Dolls, if I don't keep their boxes in good condition, they will depreciate in value.

I plan on sending my kids to college with my collection one day.

You can always find a freak with a doll collection.

Until then, I'll be the creepy girl with the creepy hobby.

"Okay ..."