The game is rock-paper-scissors, not rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock!

Theo vowed to never be bored enough to play with Herb and Nicholas again.

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Never laugh like that again.

Paul was having nightmares after witnessing a green haired Ulrich laugh like the Joker. While Ulrich insists he laughed in disbelief and shock, Paul maintains that it was one of the scariest things he witnessed in his whole life.

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Permission to toss someone out the window will never be given, we already went over this.

Jim was quick to threaten Theo and Bastien with another detention if either one of them asked again.

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I'm not Austin Powers and you are not Dr. Evil.

Jeremy was reluctantly amused by Yumi swerving around in his chair and claiming she was waiting for him. In fact he only wrote the rule because he can't stand that damn cat and he really doesn't want to know where Yumi keeps getting it.

For her part, Yumi thinks Jeremy's insistence that the cat wants to eat his soul is hilarious.

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I know what you were playing and it was not Go-Fish.

Jim really wants to know who decided to teach the Kadic Soccer Team poker and he is reluctantly impressed with their skills to keep silent about the matter.

Jim privately tells himself it has nothing to do with them promising to help him in the future when they can legally enter casinos.

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Mr. Stern please apply such dedication to your studies, instead of …vengeance.

Under the guise of conceding their little prank war Ulrich offered to teach Odd Turkish so that he could woo Caroline, who was seen talking in the language and expressing a fondness for it. However to Odd's surprise instead of blushing as he intended, Caroline smirked instead and proceeded to drag him off into the woods for a romantic walk.

Odd was understandably shocked when in the middle of the walk a bucket of pudding landed on his head and only snapped out of it when he heard Ulrich laughing from above. It took Caroline and Mr. Delmas, who arrived after hearing an enraged scream, holding Odd back to allow Ulrich to climb down the tree and run to their sanctuary of their dorm.

Ulrich maintains the detention was worth it, Odd swore to win the prank war, and Mr. Delmas was just grateful that the boys have some sense of boundaries when it comes to pranks in the dorm room because he honestly feels that they would destroy it otherwise.

Caroline and Sissi are just debating on how to use the favors that Ulrich owes them.

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There are no just things as talking babies in the mafia.

Matthew did not believe Paul's insistence that he saw a baby in the fedora talking and hearing it claim to be the world's greatest hitman.

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Do not corrupt the innocent.

Valerie found Aelita's innocent enduring and thus joined forces with Yumi when some of the other girls decided to enlighten Aelita through the use of certain websites. Said girls maintain that they were sharing the wealth, Yumi and Valeria see it as corruption and Aelita can't look at any of the guys around her without blushing due to thinking certain things.

Jeremy for the first time laments that Aelita always turns to him when she blushingly asks him about Yaoi.

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Foamy is not the way of life and no one here will join the "Foamy Card Cult."

While Emilio watched the foamy videos and finds them hilarious, it did not stop him from becoming extremely annoyed at Xavier for trying to get him to join the Foamy Card Cult.

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Think before you speak.

Certain questions should not be asked.

Sissi did not appreciated being asked when Nicole Weber would become her step mother. The questions did nothing but remind her of walking in on them. However being the devious child she is, she uses the question to her advantage and cashes in on Ulrich's favor in order to snuggle him as she dealt with the "traumatic flashback" the questioning caused her.

Ulrich is reluctantly impressed and Yumi looks like she wants to strangle someone, most likely Sissi.


Author's Note: Yes, the baby hitman thing is a Katekyo Hitman Reborn reference.

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