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Bella Swan/my little nerd
I think I've officially converted Edward.
He's willingly helping me pack away my dolls.
And by helping, I mean he keeps getting distracted by the chipboard poems.
He holds up Lizzie Borden.
"That one is actually clever."
"Lizzie was my first doll. Mom got her for me when I was nine."
"Your mom is just as crazy as you are. Who buys these for a child?"
"I wasn't a normal kid."
"Obviously."
I toss the tape gun to him.
"Let me guess, you collected baseball cards when you were little? Cliché and boring."
Edward frowns.
"If you must know, I collected Pokémon cards."
I laugh.
"God, Emmett wasn't kidding when he said you were a nerd."
"We didn't even meet until we were in college. He makes assumptions because he's a dumbass."
"But he was right in this instance. Do you still have them?"
"No. I traded my entire collection for a Playboy magazine when I was fifteen."
"Why am I not surprised?"