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Bella Swan/work drunk ... drunk at work
"What happened to us?" Alice asks, passing me the bottle of wine.
I dig my spoon in the gallon of ice cream we're sharing and take a swig.
"Seriously? We used to be two single chicks who enjoyed an occasional ride on the bologna express."
I choke and cock a brow.
"One of us enjoyed more than an occasional ride on that train, honey."
Alice's eyes roll, and she snatches the bottle from me.
"What I mean is, when did we become so domesticated?"
I shrug and go back to finding the chunks of cookie dough in the ice cream.
"I don't know about you, but I fell in love."
"I love Jasper," Alice defends.
"I didn't say you don't."
Our last two appointments canceled.
The roads are icy, and what good is good vision if you're dead?
We're stuck at the office, and my boss just happened to have supplies at the ready.
"Maybe it's because we're getting old. Are you doing your Kegel exercises we talked about?"
"I'm twenty-four, and that's none of your business!"