There was a moment of pure complete utter silence as people stared transfixed in the area of the snowman. A choked snicker began to spread as people were focused to the right of said snowman. At the horrified outburst from within the crowd, the silence was shattered as laughter and horrification spread at the sight of snow penis.

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I don't know who did it but this will not be repeated!

The faculty was not as amused as the students and was quick to destroy it.

Despite speculation no one ever figures the Kadic Soccer were behind the deed, except Yumi. Incidentally his friends and teammates are in awe that Ulrich's girlfriend not only found it hilarious but helped in creation.

Jim's being heavily in denial is the only reason Delmas hasn't punished them for the deed.

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Wearing a mistletoe crown doesn't require all the girls to kiss you.

But it's the rules of mistletoe!

Take the crown off now!

Never!

While a few girls found it funny and kissed Odd most were surprised that he created a mistletoe crown. However, Claire and Magali took exception to this rule and the campus found the sight of Odd running from them, while holding on to his crown hilarious.

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Look let's stop arguing over the greatest Starcraft character since 1.) People are getting annoyed at us and 2.) Raynor's the best.

No that would be Zeratul I- "

Hiroki gave a yelp as he was pulled away and Yumi took over.

This argument is not being repeated on this page!

Yumi, as it tuned out, was very annoyed by Hiroki's and Johnny's arguments on the subject.

She grew further annoyed when she noticed an addition was made in William's handwriting.

Tassadar and I win.

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But they asked doesn't give you permission to traumatize the younger years with Krampus. Besides I'm pretty sure that we already covered this.

I wasn't traumatizing, I was informing!

No you were traumatizing and don't deny it, your grin was unsettling and the hand gestures were not needed.

Yumi just sighed as Ulrich pouted and cut him off with a kiss, when he tried to stick his story that it was informing.

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You are one of us!

No one was going to let Herb forget that he actually, he insists accidentally, whistled the song that never ends.

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I don't care if it's the holidays, I will break the CDs if you continue to listen those high pitched voices!

Fine, fine you rude spoilsport.

Mathias as it turned out loathed the Alvin and the Chipmunks and couldn't stand listening to their Christmas CD. For his part Terry didn't want to test it, despite how tempted he was.

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Despite the holidays, continue to use regular ink.

Tristan pouted after the teachers stopped him from using more festive colors with his pen.

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Shouting "Come you burning devils, Balnazzar calls" will not summon demons of the Burning Legion to do your will, since you not Balnazzar and this is not Azeroth.

Don't be like that, it was funny.

No it was not!

Yes it was!

Enough!

Thomas was bored, Paul didn't not appreciate the sudden shout making him panic, and Matthew looks like he wants to strangle them both.

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Stop with the Christmas caroling, I don't care if you're bonding with your cousin. I don't want to hear it, for the millionth time.

It was not the millionth time.

It was at least five times too many and not in our dorm either!

But we need to practice.

We don't care!

Christopher and Pierre were bonding by practicing Christmas carols and their roommates were rather sick of it all. Pierre's insistence, more whining really, did not help matters.

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Use the music room, I'll give you times where it's open.

You're the best!

Wait, we have a music room?

The teacher gave a helping hand and while Pierre is grateful, others are surprised by its existence. Suffice to say the music teacher is not amused by the second party.

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You are not allowed to give someone coal as an early Christmas gift!

Oh yes I can, especially if the person owes me money!

Xavier was still sore about getting an I.O.U instead of his money from Emilio.

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Never do that again…you could have killed me!

Don't be dramatic.

I'm not being dramatic and look at what you have started!

The Shining jokes shall cease at once!

April and Ashley decided to dress up the twin girl clothes from The Shinning. Danny did not appreciate being "invited to play with them" and the jokes were really just the icing on a cake Danny would have happily gone without.

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The imitation of a familiar heavy breathing of a certain Sith Lord grabbed attention as Ulrich dramatically pointed at Odd. For his part Odd found himself feeling weary at the smirk on his best friends face and the mirth shining from his eyes.

"Odd," Ulrich began with the utmost serious, "Jim shall be your," pausing dramatically, "Brother! That is all." A pause as Ulrich spun and began walking away, while ignoring the laughter and the chocking sounds in the wake of this announcement.

"Ulrich, what are you talking about! It was just one date… right? Wait…Ulrich what do you know? Ulrich answer me!" Odd spluttered out in shock before chasing after his best friend.

Don't make up stories!

Who said I'm making things up?

Ulrich's smirking and laughing did not help his cause in trying to convince Odd of the 'truth'. No one is sure if he is believes that Adele and Jim's will get married or if he's just screwing with Odd.

Though most people think Ulrich is mainly screwing with Odd for his own amusement.

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Just because it's cold, doesn't you mean you should end your sentences with "chill."

But it's awesome and you my friend just need to chill.

Don't start.

Terry was amused, Emmanuel not so much.

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Happy Feast of Winter Veil one and all!

That's not a holiday.

Oh but it is…in Azeroth.

Dork.

Tristan just grins, while others shake their heads.

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Two down, three to go.

Though most are in the dark what was done to inquire Jeremy's wrath, even more people on how Ulrich and Yumi proved that they were innocent.

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I'm flattered but stop calling me the Queen of the North.

With them dating it didn't take long for state if Ulrich was the King of the North, then Yumi was the queen. Needless the joke got old after a while.

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One ghosts are not real, and two why would the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future come to me for doing my job?

Because….just because….

Mrs. Meyer was amused when one her students stated the ghosts of past, present and future would come for her, after said student got a detention.

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I don't care happy you are about the holidays, the two of you are not meant to sparkle!

While Anais could understand the excitement expressed by both Julien and Yannick, she was disturbed by the fact they began to sparkle from the excitement of it all.

Nearly everyone else agrees with her, with a few honestly perplexed on how they copied Alex Armstrong's sparkle technique from Fullmetal Alchemist.

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Don't distort the classics like that!

Jean-Baptiste had unique views on the classic holiday specials and Sophie was scandalized by them.

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I thought you said it didn't work.

It didn't.

Emily and Theo were caught making out, which surprised everyone.

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Someone poking their head out of the window is not an invitation to try to push them out of it. I don't care if it was the first floor, I will find you and I will end you.

Anouche was rather miffed and swore revenge. Certain people suspect that the deed was done due to a bets placing that someone would get thrown out during December.

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The Blade is Me, I am the Blade is a weird tattoo choice to think about it.

Don't look through my stuff!

Most were surprised that Ulrich thought of getting a tattoo and Odd was surprised that more people thought it was cool then weird.

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Standing under a mistletoe and waiting till a girl comes to kiss you is pathetic.

It might be, and yet it worked.

Bastien just smiled and Kelly doesn't answer any questions on why she kissed him in the first place.

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The whole thing is so going to end with a White Walker on the Throne.

Stop being so cynical, and have hope.

You say cynical, I'm merely stating the truth.

Caroline was optimistic about the end of the Ice and Fire series, Maitena not so much.

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We wish you a Merry Christmas doesn't end with now give me presents or get on Santa's naughty list.

It should.

No it shouldn't.

Sandra is just unapologetic and everyone else thinks it was kind of funny.

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There are worst middle names to get worked over then your own.

No one copes to it but upon reflection plenty of students have to agree.

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There is no emotion, there is peace.

There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.

There is no passion, there is serenity.

There is no chaos, there is harmony.

There is no death, there is the Force.

-Jedi Code

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.

Through passion, I gain strength.

Through strength, I gain power.

Through power, I gain victory.

Through victory, my chains are broken.

The Force shall free me.

-Sith Code.

Stars Wars is awesome, that it all.

It's the only explanation Lola were offer when asked why she wrote the Jedi and sith codes on the rules.

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Have a great break and happy holidays to all.

May the New Year be a great one to you and make sure your New Year resolutions benefit you in some way.

There is a reason the students like Principal Delmas.


Author's Note: Danny is in Hiroki's year and the snow penis was inspired by an episode of Ridiculousness.

The new Star Wars movie was awesome and had me thinking about how it ended for days afterward, still kind of thinking about it now.

Happy late Holidays to all and I hope everyone has a great New Year!