Emergency Room Encounter

by Pandora's Box Is Heavy

A night spent in the ER with an injured football player across the hall. Their chemistry is instant and it all begins with a raccoon/cat. 175 "chapter" drabble. 5 updates a day.

132. BS - so much commitment talk

132

Bella Swan/so much commitment talk

Alice hisses.

"Touchy, touchy. It's important for women to work their pelvic floor. Especially when they're frequently screwing a dude with a giant wang."

"Jesus. Alice."

"Sorry. I'll stop."

She throws her spoon into the fast melting bucket.

"Have you and Edward talked about having kids?"

"I just talked myself into living with him on a permanent basis. I don't think I can handle any more commitment right now." I point to the wine bottle in her clutches. "You and Jasper?"

"God, no. We both can't stand little humans. He's contemplating getting a vasectomy, but I read somewhere that if the procedure goes wrong, he could become impotent. That's a big risk factor."

"I'm sure the percentage of that happening isn't all that great."

Alice shrugs.

"Do you think about having kids?"

I think back to that first night in Edward's apartment and how I freaked out at the mere thought.

But time has changed me.

He has changed me.

"Maybe somewhere down the road ... like way down the road. I know I want a couple, but I'm in no hurry."