I can handle being called Multiple, Multiple Man, Multiple Boy, or even Infinite. But do not call me Jamie…. For the last time its James.
James Madrox was rather amused at his friends and fellow student's nicknames, until they started calling him Jamie. He's so polite and stern about it that people agree and the teachers are quick to enforce it because they last thing they need is one of the saner students going crazy.
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In the future refrain from telling the losing team that they "must really, really suck."
In the defense of the Kadic Soccer Team, it was whispered by one of the stunned players. However it was done in a pure moment of silence and both team's managers had to step in before fists went flying.
Everyone else just thinks it was hilariously, in a bad way, since the opposing team didn't score a single goal.
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Leave the cars alone!
Exactly why every single car was spray painted with the number 3 was never found out and a now nervous, instead of bored, Terry was able to ensure he was never caught.
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Aelita pranks can apparently leave people stupefied, so be careful and not antagonize her.
It's the only explanation Emily has for Jeremy's rather stupefied and shocked expression as he found it the Xana-scare prank was done by Aelita.
The others find it funny and Aelita can't help but wonder if Jeremy will seek payback or be too stunned to do so.
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When ducking when someone tempts fate as you put by saying, "nothing bad will happen," make sure to not injure yourself in the process.
Claire fully blames Bastien for her injuries and Bastien just wonders how ducking her head caused her smack into a wall.
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When offered money to clean someone's room for them, make sure they actually have money. As a side note not giving away money owed can you elbowed or kneed.
Suffice to say Lola was unimpressed to be paid in monopoly money instead of actual cash and Tristan was grateful to be kneed in the stomach, instead of his special place where Lola was aiming.
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Spontaneous air guitar jams are forbidden outside of your rooms.
Julie and Anne decided to bust some of their air guitar skills and Anne got so into it, she accidently elbowed Hiroki in the face.
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Just because someone solved a Rubik Cube and you didn't, doesn't mean you should be obsessive over it until you solve.
Yeah it's been like 3 hours, Jer.
Jeremy clearly didn't care for his friends opinions on the matter and William just laughs when the others blame him.
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When an announcement is made the on the intercom don't scream that voices in your head have taken over the school, and then run out of the classroom.
Pierre was bored and wanted out of the class and while the teacher was too surprised to give him a dentition a passing by Mr. Delmas was not.
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You can not buy, rent, or lease your own soul, let alone someone else's.
Ulrich learned that some fan girls can truly be scary; Odd now has a black eye that may or may not have come one of said fan girls when he tried selling his best friends soul.
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When screaming "You are not prepared" before a match make sure that you are one who wins. Otherwise it looks really embarrassing.
There's also you were not prepared jokes.
….He cheated.
No, I'm just that good.
Boosting of his kendo skills Julien found himself a bit surprised when challenged by a curious Ulrich for a match. Julien's surprise turned to dismay when Ulrich was able to beat him in all three matches.
He also really regrets his opening line for the match and feels he should have been wary after seeing Ulrich's smirk.
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Telling a teacher no, regardless of how many times it was repeated, will not stop said teacher from giving your class homework.
It was a worth of a shot.
Valerie wanted a free weekend and tried the first thing that popped in her head in order to stop Mr. Fumet's announcement of homework.
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The staff who approved of Kadic Newspaper story about a snake infestation should have asked themselves where they girls heard about it.
Let's make it simpler Milly and Tamiya are forbidden to ease drop on private conversations.
Milly and Tamiya in looking for a story were ease dropping when a group of older students talking about snakes, and being naïve thought it meant there were snakes infesting the school. The teacher the story was brought too didn't think anything of it and allowed story, after Jim confirmed there were no snakes.
It wasn't until several of the students made choking noises, with a few even laughing out loud that he realized what was up.
So all in all the students got a good laugh, the more innocent ones were confused, and those were wanted to keep the girls innocent in certain regards realized their task may have gotten a lot harder.
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Spraying someone with water while telling saying "No bad name ," will not improve them or cease their bad habits.
No instead it can cause them to hiss at you and you to hurt yourself.
Anouche as it turned out was disgusted by Salim's bad habits of leaving crumbs on his shirt and sought to educate him. His subsequent hissing at being 'attacked' causing her jerk back in surprise and accidentally twist her ankle.
The end result was Anouche was looked over Yolande for a period of time, Salim writing out the rule before changing his shirt, and a laughing Terry adding his one two cents.
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Never crank up your music and leave it playing when going to the bathroom just so you can see if you can hear it while going. Pause it and continue listening after your business is done.
But my music is awesome!
No….it's really not.
Sherry was rather miffed that her music dissed and maintained that she couldn't pause it in the middle of one of her favorite songs.
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No secret society controls the world and if they did, they wouldn't be called the Uncrowned... New rule Christopher is never allowed to be hyper.
Christopher, as everyone learned, gets rather weird and created conspiracy theories when too hyper.
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When showing off Christmas pictures the person looking at should, at least, be respectful.
I was respectful; I'm just surprised that he was wearing it.
He loves it!
Ninon did not appreciate Veronique's sudden surprised exclamation of "He actually wore it" and took offense. Veronique maintains she just surprised and floored that Ninon's younger brother was actually wearing the sweater.
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Not enough practice in the world will get you guitar skills to sound like you are not choking a cat.
While my guitar skills are really bad, I think choking a cat sounds is going a bit too far.
No…it's really not.
While Jean-Baptiste was resigned to his horrible guitar skills he took offense to Sandra's description of them.
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"Look brothers! The Awakener is here!"
"He made this far? I knew there should have been more obstacles!"
"How illogical, was the warning not heeded?"
"The power we serve is greater than you have ever known!"
"Our words do not matter to him. Only…only our actions do!"
"We have endured the usurpers, their children, the loss of the master, and soon… you."
"You will be slain as easily as the peasants of old!"
"And the master will remark this world as he commands!"
"Come, child of the usurpers, you face the Paragons!"
Jim just stood gaping at the soccer team and a few members were starting to twitch, either near the mouths or their bodies in surprised laugher. They were the first to loose it after what seemed like three minutes of Jim just opening and closing his mouth several times. Which created a domino effect and everyone else started laughing, with some leaning on others to keep themselves up straight.
"Nine laps around Kadic now!" The players scattered to do as instructed even as they struggled to hold their laughter. Watching them began to jog and run, Jim couldn't help but face palm, even as muttered, "two minutes….I was late to this by two minutes...dam brats."
The Kadic Soccer Team is made up by a bunch of devious children, who clearly either have too much time on their hands or can plan things on the fly scarily easily.
Jim honesty doesn't want to ask, and the students never get a clear answer because every time they to ask the soccer teams laughs while mentioning, "The look on his face."
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Don't take off your pants in public!
But I was wearing my swimming shorts underneath.
It's called common decency.
Matthew nearly freaked out Kelly and Sophie when he started taking off his pants while nearby the swimming pool, only for them to relax when they saw his swimming wear. Everyone else just wonders why he was wearing them under his pants in the first place.
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It's Salim, not Salem and I don't know anyone named Sabrina, so stop asking me how she is doing.
Salim is slightly annoyed and Caroline is just shocked that he apparently doesn't know about Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Maitena is convinced that Salim does in fact know and is acting ignorant for a nefarious purpose.
Terry just wishes he had popcorn.
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Only paint school approved subjects during art class.
It was a turtle!
We can see the turtle, but when looked at a certain way….
During free style in art class James decided to paint a turtle, unfortunately for him when looked at a certain way it also doubled as a naked lady. Mr. Chardin did not give him a detention since he honestly believed James was telling the truth, but it didn't stop him from confiscating the painting.
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Before deciding to do a dare, think of the consequences.
Sometimes what happens in movies can happen in real life too.
Danny was dared to lick a flagpole by one of his friends, he and a lot of people were surprised when he got stuck. Herb just sighed at seeing how they thought stuff like that only happened in movies.
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When going swimming, be considerate and don't splash those outside of the pool since they may be drying off or relaxing before going back into the water.
Yannick maintains she was trying to get Naomi who was in the water and moved. Thiery who was drying herself off and annoyed at being drenched doesn't by it.
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Please stop whistling it's off key and annoying me.
Emmanuel just gaps and Priscilla has no problems with honesty.
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I don't care how much you pout I will not make you a robot that can shoot lasers.
Can't or unable?
Herb really, really wants to smack Nicholas sometimes.
Author's Note: James Madrox is in Tristan's and Pierre's year.