"Edward!"
"Jacob!"
"Edward!"
"Jacob!"
"What are Claire and Anne arguing about?" Matthew asked as he took in the sight before him. Both girls were glaring at each other and looked ready to throw down.
With shrug of her shoulders Veronique replied, "Who Bella should pick in Twilight."
"What's Twilight," and before Veronique could respond to Matthew's question Xavier replied, "The weird series where the vampires sparkle in the sun and-" before being abruptly cut off, "Those are not vampires," Ulrich spoke firmly, "Vampires are more like Hellsing, Blade, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Vampires don't sparkle." He then dares any to argue with him with his eyes.
Vampires have criteria, apparently and we don't care about forming any Team Edward or Jacob.
No one wanted to contest Ulrich's declaration or form shipping teams about Twilight.
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Lighting fires on fart, is not a proper new years' resolution.
Xavier, as it turned out has a rather strange goal, and is unashamed about it.
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There is a proper time and dance for break dancing and in the middle of the hallway is not it, especially if a window is open.
When saved from your own carelessness, don't kiss your rescuer no matter how excited you are at being safe.
Tristan randomly break dancing was rather funny, until he overestimated himself and fell out on the window.
Luckily Jim was walking under it and caught him as he fell. Tristan, grateful beyond measure, kissed him on the check and declared him his hero. Tristan maintains it was a reflex but his gleeful amusement at Jim's reactions has caused doubt.
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Our relationship is none of your business.
Because Thiery, Tania, and Sorya are shameless perverts in disguise they couldn't help but inquire as to how far Matthew and Thomas have gone, the boy's refusal to answer has divided the three into the actual reason and both boys maintain that it's none of their business.
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You cannot grease wheels to get your future fiancé to work at the same school that you work at.
Don't call my sister his future fiancé!
The denial is strong in this one, is it not?
Ulrich was amused that Adele is going to be working at Kadic as an teacher's assistance and is convinced that Jim greased wheels, Odd does not appreciate his sister's title, and Terry has no shame in claiming that Odd is in denial.
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I am not a squid-face manipulative soulless monster that wants to eat your soul.
Sorry, we can't hear over the sound of how awesome Kain and Razial are over the Elder God.
Tristan was still miffed over Mathias's blasphemy in liking Mobius and the Elder God and Ulrich had no problems in riding along.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am made of awesome,
Upon saying yes,
You shall be too.
"What is this?" Lola asked Pierre, who with a nervous chuckle replied, "A poem…?"
What you gave me was not an actual poem.
Sometimes a lack of answer can be answer enough.
While Pierre is grateful for Lola's silence when people ask what the non-poem was, he was rather confused on the lack of an answer. Until Christopher pointed out, privately, there are times where a lack of answer can be answer enough.
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Don't dis the style you can't understand.
Announce decided to paint every other nail something new and was miffed at her friends endless question.
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Jealously is not grounds for attacking someone.
I'm not jealous!
Yes you are!
We're going to be family! So there!
We're going to be family first! So HA!
Wait….what?!
Ulrich's and Tristan's growing closeness has not gone unnoticed and Hiroki, who only expected a growing closeness between include him and Ulrich, was displeased.
Tristan egging him on did not help matters and Ulrich was forced break apart both boys when a fight broke out.
Everyone else was just surprised to learn that Ulrich's cousin (Haschwalth Stern) and Tristan's sister (Tea Brossard) were engaged.
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"Yumi," Valerie, "How does it feel knowing that your boyfriend has boys fighting over him?"
Yumi couldn't answer because Valerie decided to ask that question, while she was drinking water and she subsequently began choking. A passing by William quickly helped and just when things got under control, everyone heard Salim's mutter of "Eh…he's used to it."
Don't ask certain questions to someone when their drinking.
If someone isn't going to answer a question, then stop asking.
Not answering will make us more curious on what the answer is.
Yumi founds it all hilarious, until Valerie asked Salim what he meant by Ulrich being used to it, and he and Ulrich refused to answer.
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Accept a compliant when it is given.
Sissi remarking that Ulrich and Yumi were rather cute together, caused people to be suspicious of her motives.
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The Kadic Soccer Team is always up to something.
Now that's stereotyping.
Ulrich and Theo were caught plotting, and bolted off to gather their fellow team members.
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Never walk backwards down the stairs.
I don't care if you didn't get hurt; certain dares are not worth the potential risks.
Jim was unimpressed with Emmanuel and his classmates were rather impressed that he was able to successfully walk backwards down the stairs with seemingly no hassle.
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Having seven dogs is not excessive.
Anais declaration of owning seven dogs caused more than a few people to be surprised.
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Never record someone without their permission.
Milly and Tamiya accidentally caught Sandra in a bad moment and mood and subsequently ceased recording.
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The point of school work is to complete it, not have a competition on what origami animals you can make.
Mr. Fumet was initially displeased to discover origami animals in place of his homework, before the students revealed their completed homework.
It truly was one of the more creative pranks, even if it did cause Mr. Fumet to be suspicious of any devious planning of his students.
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Scoring a date is not more important than class, so pay attention!
Mrs. Meyer wasn't amused with Odd's insistence that it was.
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There is a time and place for whistling and outside our dorm is not it.
Unaware of Bastien whistling Odd was unprepared for Kiwi's sudden freak out over the noise. Bastien was properly sorry about it all once he found out.
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My future dog won't be named Logan, Rahne, or other any mutant character name.
James was unimpressed with his friend's suggestions for what he should name his desired future dog.
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There is no just thing as a foot whisper and if there was it wouldn't be me!
Always be prepared for the possibility for pranks to come back to haunt you.
Heidi was rather mortified and irritated at the Tania's declaration of her being the foot whisperer and Naomi helpfully pointing out she had a measure of responsible for it.
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Twins telepathy is not a thing.
You people do realize that if is it a thing they don't have any reason to tell us.
Leo was convinced that Ashley and April could communicate with one another with telepathy due to being twins and nothing anyone could say would convince him otherwise.
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There will be no stalking of another student on or off of campus.
There is a difference between research and stalking and if you want to research pick something else.
Emilio in attempt to discover why Ulrich was so popular decided to follow him around as research. Ulrich naturally took exception to this and was unimpressed with his stalking and nothing Emilio could say about research would sway Ulrich's opinion on the matter.
Other people were just disappointed that Emilio didn't have enough information for his self made research project.
Author's Note: The goal is to update during the first two weeks of each month.
Flamelily274 suggested using Twilight, and so I used the obvious since I'm not into the series and Ulrich's views on vampires are my own. Feel free to make suggestions.
The names of Ulrich's cousin and Tristan's sister were picked because of Yu-Gi-Oh and Haschwalth is one my favorite Bleach villains.