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Bella Swan/best grooms-woman
"Thanks for the ride!" I yell over the loud music.
World's best not an uber driver smiles and turns down the volume.
"That's what he said."
I give Emmett a big grin.
"Not yet, but he will."
His smile falls.
"Why do you have to go and make everything weird?"
"It's a talent."
"It's strange. You're both my best friends but hearing about your sex life is disgusting."
"What can you do about it?" I grab my bag and stumble out of his SUV.
The one with the snow tires.
"I actually have a serious question for you."
"I'm not going to give you grooming ideas to surprise Rosalie on your wedding night. I love you and all, but I don't want to know anything about your junk."
Emmett cackles.
"No. For real. Rose wants even numbers, so I was going to have my cousin fill the spot of my last groomsman. I'd rather you take it. Please?"
"On one condition."
He nods.
"I get to wear a tux."
"I'll talk to Rosalie."