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Bella Swan/hero
Edward's pouting.
My guy is upset because I foiled his plans.
Well, I actually saved the entire building from an explosive fire.
If I wouldn't have tried to surprise him by hitching a ride with Emmett earlier than he thought I was, I probably wouldn't have a boyfriend anymore.
Or a place to live.
Or my collection of dolls.
"How was I supposed to know you can't put them in the microwave?"
It takes everything in me not to laugh in his face.
"Honey, you can't microwave metal, and what do you think the handles on the cartons are made of?"
His face is bright red, and he hasn't touched his dinner.
The dinner he tried to surprise me with.
But it got cold, and he thought he'd warm it up in the microwave when I called him to ask if he'd gotten the mail yet.
I caught him right before he hit start.
"I'm not hungry."
I can see that this is going to take bribery.
"Edward, grow up. It's a simple mistake. Eat your dinner, and I'll give you head afterward."
Bingo.