Do not call him his majesty, Emperor of mankind, or future overlord.
Alexandre's friends decided to run with his joke and Valerie had enough.
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"So Sissi," Aelita began, "What made you crush on Ulrich exactly?" After all the two groups were now hanging together and Aelita had always wondered how Sissi's quest for Ulrich began.
"He was just really sweet in looking out for the class pet bunny in nursery school." Sissi explained. "It really was", Nicholas continued, "Made you the sweetest boy in class." Herb admitted a bit grudgingly.
"Aw big bad Ulrich taking care-"
"I was saving my father from hell." Ulrich interrupted Odd and in doing so caused everyone to stare at him in shock. With a sigh Ulrich began explaining, "The summer before nursery school my uncle Frederick was visiting us and my always on time father was late coming home. As such when they did come home my mom inquired why they late. My father took one look at me and told my mom that he would tell her later, however after my uncle entered the house he immediately told my mom that they were late because they accidentally ran over a herd of bunnies that just appeared in the street."
"I freaked out over this and seeing my tears my uncle tried to make things better by telling me not to cry because the bunnies wanted to die." With a wave of his hands silencing any interruptions, "I naturally started crying harder over the bunnies wanting to die, my father told Uncle Frederick to shut the hell up, I caught the word hell and went hysterical screaming that I "didn't want daddy going to hell for being a bunny killer."
"So when I started nursery school and saw that bunny, I knew that I had to make sure it was taken of so it would not die and take my father to hell." Ulrich finished and as he took in the look the horror of their faces, he started laughing so hard that he cried.
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There are some times that you will never forget, regardless of old you were when it happened.
Your memories from children may or may not be true.
Don't distort our memories like that!
My amusement does not invalidate the truth and I'm offended that you had my girlfriend call my mother to see whether or not it was a true story.
In an effort to bond Aelita inquired as to the reason for Sissi's crush on Ulrich. Said crush was started after seeing Ulrich making sure that the nursery school bunny was well taken for and Ulrich then preceded to reveal why he was ensuring that bunny was well taken care of and grew offended when Yumi called his mother to confirm that his story was in fact true.
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Uncle Frederick has issues.
It is Ulrich's explanation as to why his uncle thought it was a good idea to tell his distressed nephew that the bunnies wanted to die.
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Some people are messed up.
Think very carefully before adding something to your bucket list.
Attempting to carry out something on your bucket list can back fire on you.
It truly is a small world isn't it?
Stop laughing!
From what Kadic can gather Thomas's midget uncle was walking through the park when a stranger suddenly ran up and tried to kick him like a football, while screaming "Bucket List." The strange blond man not only missed but after he fell to the ground he found himself kicked in the dick by a pissed off midget.
Then Matthew later received a call from his laughing sister that their eldest brother was kicked in the dick after trying to kick a midget.
The dots were quickly connected and both Thomas and Matthew were horrified, while the rest of Kadic thought it was just hilarious.
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When I find who did it I shall unleash the vengeance of hell upon them!
Salim thought he saw something outside and as he leaned over the window to check he found himself subsequently pushed out the window. The fact it was the first floor meant nothing to him and he quickly swore vengeance. Anouche wishing him luck further darkened his mood, especially since she was forced to give up on her own quest for vengeance.
People collecting bets did not help his mood and they swiftly learned how furious Salim could be as he zeroed in them as his first suspects.
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Ulrich Stern is the source of many a man crush.
Emily is entirely convinced of this notion after over hearing Jeremiah, James, Tristan, and Pierre talking about Ulrich.
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Mathis has no soul.
Don't blame someone without proof and you owe us an apology.
Mathias blamed Ulrich and Tristan for the rule convinced that it another dig from them and refused to apologize when a laughing Terry revealed himself as the culprit.
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Stop humming wedding bells!
Adele and Nicole were found looking at a wedding magazine and the students had taken to humming wedding bells whenever they walked by Principal Delmas or Jim.
Sissi was handling it with grace, Odd not so much.
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Just because someone's happy over something doesn't mean that there are responsible for their happiness.
Veronique was just really giddy at defenestration being actually accomplished at Kadic and took objections to being the target of Salem's ire.
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Everyone is gay for Alan Ashford.
Caroline admits to writing this without shame and Ulrich just doesn't know how to deal with this bizarre declaration about his cousin, especially when nearly every boy who attended Kadic when Alan did blushes at seeing the rule.
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Everyone has an exception.
ULRICH AND SALIM DATED!
It's Kelly's only explanation at seeing so nearly boy with the exception of Salim blushing at seeing the Alan Ashford rule, as it's becoming known as.
Anais however would take that further and take a leap by inquiring to Terry if Ulrich and Salim were each other exceptions and a surprised Terry would ask her how she realized that they had been boyfriends. Her rather loud excited squeal at this would disturb Terry and soon all of Kadic would learn the pair had dated one another.
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Private people are good at hiding things, especially when doing so makes it more special.
Even the most supportive of friends can be annoyed when you hide something from them.
When asked Ulrich and Salim admitted that they did date one another, they hide it because they felt it wasn't Kadic's business, and the pair ended their relationship due to realizing that they were better off as friends.
Anticipating the next question Ulrich, Salim, Terry, and Yumi would reveal that Ulrich was used to boy's fighting over him was because of Terry, Lucas and Derek would playfully fight over Ulrich to annoy Salim.
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Certain questions can make people homicidal.
Sissi found the thought that Ulrich and Salim dating rather hot, until people began asking how she felt about Ulrich wanting to date a boy over her.
She grew increasingly homicidal over it and people began to run inference in case she snapped and tried to claw someone's eye out.
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Aelita is a not a robot.
Anouche was annoyed with rumors that Aelita was a robot created by Jeremy and was convinced that some boys were jealous that Jeremy acquired a girlfriend before them.
Aelita and Jeremy were surprised at the rumors and Ulrich, Odd, Yumi, and William were just surprised that they hadn't heard them.
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There are questions that should never be asked!
Sometimes you have to make your own entertainment.
Theo was overheard asking Jeremy if Aelita's carpet matched her drapes and Theo was forced to run from both Yumi and Jeremy at his question.
When Bastien was seen giving Theo $50 and the reason why quickly became apparent and both boys were forced to hide from Jeremy, Aelita, and Yumi.
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When complaining about someone's skills with a guitar make sure your own are not worse.
Shut it!
Jean-Baptiste's continued insistence to practice the guitar annoyed Sandra who challenged him to a guitar off and was horrified to discover that she was an even worse guitar player to Jean- Baptiste's amusement.
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Whoever "The Boss" is, reveal yourself!
A majority of those at Kadic enjoyed playing Call of Duty and set up a private server to play against one another and grew seriously annoyed when a mysterious player known as "The Boss" kept winning by a landslide.
A few students in particular were offended that "The Boss" kept sniping them.
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Not everyone boasts that are related to staff.
It's not of your business and no I will not give in an in with my uncle.
Jeremiah was discovered by Milly and Tamiya to be Mr. Fumet's nephew and Jeremiah didn't want anyone thinking that he could serve as an in.
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Some people look too much alike.
Some dares should not be accepted, especially when the confusion is too much.
Lucas was dared to wear a hat and with the blonde streak in his hair covered no one could tell him and his twin brother Derek apart.
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As Ulrich, Theo, Thomas and Matthew made eye contact they slowly brought hands in a familiar position by the secret service. Seeing this Salim, Terry, Lucas and Derek quickly followed suite and soon the rest of their teammates fell in line, though Jeremiah and Pierre looked nervous, while Tristan had a wide giddy smile on his smile.
When Jim finally arrived at the Kadic Soccer Team meeting he was swiftly tackled with a war cry of "Get down Mr. President!" and he was being forced into the cafeteria where upon the boys quickly bolted before he could get his wits about him.
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The Kadic Soccer Team is made of devious students who purposely plan things in advance.
Despite what people may believe some detentions are worth it.
The Kadic Team decided to play Mr. President with Jim starring as the President and he did not appreciate it and is convinced that they set him up, especially since Ulrich and Theo were seen plotting.
Ulrich's and Theo's vehement innocent in the face of this accusation has only filled Jim with a sense of dread the Kadic Soccer Team is planning something else.
Author's Note: In honor of the 20th chapter, defenestration has at last been accomplished at Kadic and I did in fact create a story arc just for people to ask Sissi how she felt about Ulrich dating a boy over her. As for why, I felt it just made it funnier.
Lucas and Derek are OCs in Yumi's year and let's say when Ulrich was starting Kadic Alan was in his last year.
The main players of the Kadic Soccer team that play on the field are as follows: Ulrich Stern, Theo Gauthier, Thomas Jolivet, Matthew Ducrocq, Salim Bradley, and Terrence Boot.
Players that are switched in and out include: Tristan Brossard, Pierre Francois, Jean-Baptiste Pujol, Lucas Finch, Derek Finch, James Madrox, and Jeremiah Fumet.