Just because Jeremy doesn't have an answer to a question doesn't mean that the apocalypse is near.
Jeremy's inability to answer Lucas's question of "When does looting and grave robbing become archaeology?" convinced more than a few students it was a sign that the end was nigh.
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"Listen up!" Sam declared fiercely, "I have something to say." As everyone turned in her direction and with her tongue shrouded in mischief she declared, "Every boy here will one day have a finger in their butt."
With some beginning to laugh and others still caught in surprise, Sam bounced away the largest grin ever on her face.
SAMANATHA KNIGHT IS FORBIDDEN TO SPEAK!
You can't ban someone from speaking.
Think before you speak.
Information has a time and place and the cafeteria wasn't the time or place for that!
Decided that she wanted another reaction, Sam made an announcement that had the boys left reeling in surprise and disturbed more than a few of them.
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Everyone turned to stare in surprise as Nicholas ran past them towards the safety of his dorm room. In the silence that followed everyone heard Terry's murmur of "You truly are dangerous on a warpath."
When investigating please don't traumatize those you interrogate.
Nicholas made comments that Salim found suspicious and now the other boy refuses to be within seven feet of Salim.
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Just because you want to see a cat fight doesn't mean you can start rumors to create one.
To the misfortune of those hoping for a cat fight Sophie and Sorya decided to have a discussion about what they heard being said over acting on it.
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"If it's a matter of life and death, the doctor could stick his whole hand up my butt." Emmanuel was overheard telling Derek by a rather green looking Mohammed.
Don't over share….just don't.
While others might have agreed with Emmanuel's point, they really didn't want to think about it especially those uncomfortable with it such as Derek and Mohammed.
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Some requests will always be rejected.
Sissi's stance on requests to have her pen pal Brynja visit Kadic again.
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Kadic will have not cooking contests, especially to see who between Lola and Jeremy the worst is.
Odd got wind of the suggestion and put a firm stop to it.
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Even if you are not threatened or amused by it, don't let your amusement show when your partner's father's gives you the protective talk.
Once he realized how serious Ulrich and Yumi were about each other, Takeho decided to have a talk with Ulrich. Despite being respectful Ulrich couldn't keep the amusement he felt off his face and Takeho subsequently complained about it to Akiko, Yumi, and Hiroki.
Ulrich ended up even rising higher in Hiroki's eyes as a result and Yumi was just done hearing her father whine about her boyfriend not taking him seriously.
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Family members don't have pull to get people invited to weddings.
Haschwalth and Tea don't even know you.
Ulrich and Tristan were initially baffled by the all girls who wanted to attend the Stern-Brossard wedding, until Mathis revealed that they probably just wanted to attend a wedding.
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Glaring at someone for being related to someone you dislike is neither right nor fair.
An accidental slip up revealed Leo's older cousin was Gremmy Thoumeaux and the boy was greatly disturbed by Ulrich's homicidal glare at that revelation.
Everyone else was just even more curious on why Ulrich had issues with Gremmy.
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Call me Kitty Cat one more time, I dare you.
Felix was getting agitated at being called Felix the Cat, Kitty, Kitty Cat, etc…
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Gifts should either come from the heart or be something that could be used or would be useful.
Sarah did not appreciate getting bug spray for her birthday, especially with the note calling it a Zerg repellent.
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Someone else's underwear is none of your business.
If you're going to ask a question, at least be admit it's from you.
While Leo was disturbed by the anonymous question of boxers or briefs, other people found the anonymous nature of it disappointing.
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The Boss shall cease snipping us!
Odd and a few others were getting seriously irritated about The Boss snipping them in Call of Duty.
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Only wear tuxedoes when needed.
Focus on your school work instead of the antics of your classmates.
I don't care what you say, no one is too sexy to ignore.
The soccer team all wore tuxedos and none of the girls, along with a few boys, could focus on their school work.
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The antics of the soccer team are not an invitation to create havoc of your own.
The basketball team was inspired and wore leather pants, which disturbed, distracted, and excited an equal number of people all around.
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"Hey Caroline, want to do Naughty Things with me?" Terry answered with a bright shine in his eyes full of mischief, as he turned towards his girlfriend.
"I love to Terry." Caroline answered with a wicked grin and before anyone could react, the couple began to sing.
"Oh Kadic,
Oh Kadic, don't you see.
Everyone has another person,
That they want to
Oh that they want to do
Naughty Things to
Oh Kadic,
It's true and you know it.
That everyone has someone
They want to do….
Naughty Things to
Oh yes, it's true.
Don't deny
You can't deny
All the boys and girls
Have someone they want
To do naughty things to
Oh it's true,
Oh Kadic
Everyone has someone
Someone that they want
Someone that they desire to
Naughty Things to
Oh yes, it's true.
Don't deny
You can't deny
All the boys and girls
Have someone they want
To do naughty things to
Naughty to,
Oh Terry,
Oh Caroline,
I want too,
Do naughty things to you.
Oh yes, its true
Caroline gets me hot and bothered.
Oh its true
Terry makes me quiver,
Oh Kadic,
Everyone has someone
That they want to,
Naughty Things to
Oh yes, it's true.
Don't deny
You can't deny
All the boys and girls
Have someone they want
To do naughty things to,
Ulrich has Yumi,
Thomas has Matthew,
Jeremy has Aelita,
Sarah has James,
And we have each other,
To do,
Naughty Things to
Oh yes, it's true.
Don't deny
You can't deny
All the boys and girls
Have someone they want
To do naughty things to
It's a fact a life.
When announcing you're dating someone, don't sing it.
You're dead people walking.
Terry and Caroline had a unique method in revealing their relationship. Reactions on their reveal varied with only Salim being unsurprised by their antics. However he was surprised that they had enough presence of mind to not include the teachers in their song.
The couples mentioned in the song, were a mix of blushing, seething in rage, wanting vengeance, and praying that no could comment on their inclusion.
Author's Note: Felix is an OC in Milly's year.
Naughty Things was created by a random thought that somehow morphed into a song.
Oh viewers,
Oh readers,
I must confess,
My mind is,
My mind is a,
Weird place.