If you have a room by yourself, use that room!
Paul is pale with shock, Thomas is blushing bright red, and Matthew fully accepts the blame tossed his way. The three don't say anything, but in all honesty they really don't need too.
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What someone does in their dorm room is none of your business.
Ulrich quickly writes the rule because he can see the question coming and his friends are obviously in no condition for it.
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The Boss doesn't like Naughty Things.
After being repeatedly snipped Terry was left with only one explanation for this sudden hostile action against him during Call of Duty.
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I don't care how comfortable you are around someone; there are things that should not be done around other people.
Tristan scratched his balls around Lola. Suffice to say she was disturbed and Tristan's claim that it was a compliment over how comfortable he was around her did not help.
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"I need a haircut," Ulrich commented as he looked in the mirror. "Or you could try growing your hair out and put it in a pony tail, like you did that one time." Thomas commented with a grin.
"One I was ten, two I was trying to copy Alan, and three do you really want to go there, sweater vest?" Ulrich shot back and seeing Matthew laughing Thomas declared, "Why are you laughing skinny jeans?"
"Hey we don't talk about the skinny jeans, that was a dark time in my life." Matthew responded and after a moment, "We never speak of this." Agreed," Ulrich and Thomas responded, and all three were keenly aware of Odd's intrigued stare.
Ulrich, Thomas, and Matthew-
A sudden yelp caused everyone to stare in shock as Odd was yanked from the Rule Sheet by Thomas.
Old fashion choices will not be spoken of.
You can't yank someone from writing on the rule sheet.
Odd was not in agreement with the boy's decision to not speak of old fashion choices and protested at being yanked from the Rule Sheet. He snuck back later but more mindful of the glares from the three keeping him from speaking of it.
Kadic's students tried asking Sissi, as she went to school with them, but she would just giggle.
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"Jim saves us!" Sophie and Kelly declared dramatically as they ran behind him, Jim had only a moment of confusion before a fully pissed off Salim rounded the corner. "Jim Morales, I respect you, I confess that I admire you for what you must put up with, but vengeance….vengeance trumps all!"
"You pushed Salim out the window." Jim stated in muted shock, "What on Earth were you thinking?" "Money," Kelly yelped, "Don't let him get us." Sophie begged, "You can run, you can hide, but your guard will fall and vengeance shall be mine!" Salim declared with a pointed glare in their direction before walking off.
The Hour of Wrath shall fall!
Vengeance will not be denied!
Vengeance….sweet vengeance…
Salim's quest had come to an end. Sophie and Kelly were revealed as the culprits and terrified of his retribution.
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You unleashed the beast!
Punishment shall upon thee.
The girls thought that their classes would give them a haven, only to run afoul of Theo's and Nicholas's glares, but somehow the worst was the way Ulrich would just occasionally toss a look in their direction.
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There is no such thing as the fashion police.
Rhonda tried giving out tickets to what she considered fashion blasphemy.
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"Hold on," Lola suddenly shouted as she grabbed Pierre's arm "Are you saying that I have a bug butt?"
With eyes widen in horror, Pierre shouted, "Look Ulrich and Tristan aren't wearing shirts!" As Lola turned, Pierre quickly loosened out of her hold and took off like the devil was after him.
"Pierre William Francois!" Lola roared as she chased after him. "Answer my question!" "It's biggish and don't kill me!" Pierre yelled back in panic. It did little to help and enraged Lola even further.
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You can't kill someone for giving you a compliment that you don't like.
Family should protect family members, not laugh themselves so hard that they fall on the ground.
Ulrich Gavin Stern the Tenth deserves the man crush!
Pierre's appreciate for big butts and his crush Lola suddenly connected in Lola and she didn't appreciate the idea of her having a big butt. Confronting Pierre revealed that he thought it was biggish and an enraged Lola soon gave chase. Upon seeing the plight of his cousin Christopher laughed so hard that he nearly passed out.
Ulrich suddenly whistled causing everyone to turn and upon seeing him shirtless Lola grew bright red and distracted, upon seeing this Pierre took advantage and found the safety of his dorm room.
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Some people are slow on the uptake.
Jeremiah couldn't help himself and in response Lola smacked him in the back of the head.
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"What did you do to make Ulrich go homicidal at the mention of your name?" Leo asked his cousin on the phone. There was a moment of silence before laughter reached his ears and he could make out Gremmy's choked out, "It was worth it."
Before Leo could ask for clarity he felt a blaze of anger and he turned to look behind him. "Hey Ulrich," Leo said shakily but the other boy ignored him, his attentive eyes glaring at the phone.
Don't eavesdrop on phone conversations.
If you want to have a private phone conversation, don't make phone calls where other people can overhear you.
Trying to fish for information on what his cousin had done to earn Ulrich's wrath revealed nothing but did illustrate how easily phone conversations could be overheard.
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"Hey Ulrich," Sissi began, "Why wouldn't you go out with me? It's just really bugging me," she added after receiving a look from Yumi.
"The tackiness of it all," Alexander said from the nearby cafeteria table. "That is so true," from Thomas, and an "It really would be tacky, yeah" from Matthew.
"What? Ulrich, what are they talking about? What's tacky about dating me?" Sissi's confusion only deepened when Ulrich actually blushed. "It's less about you and more about who you are related too," He responded after a minute or so of being stared by everyone at their lunch table.
"So you wouldn't date Sissi because dating the principal's daughter is tacky?" Aelita asked, "But I thought she wanted to date you before the both of you started Kadic." Yumi said before Ulrich could answer.
There was moment of silence before "Aelita, I think dating the principal's daughter is tacky," came from Alexander, "Yumi, Sissi did want to date me before we started at Kadic," from Ulrich, and then Matthew finished it all off with," It's tacky because we had a man crush on your cousin."
"WHAT!" The shout from Sissi caused more than one person to cover their ears.
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It's tacky to date someone when you have or have had a man crush on their relative.
The true reason for Ulrich rejecting Sissi had finally been revealed and she was just stunned that plenty of boys in her year and above once had or still had a man crush on her cousin.
The boys in question saw it as a sign of her growing up when she didn't immediately call Alphonse Delmas to rant at him for ruining her chances with Ulrich.
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Don't create shipping names.
Don't call a couple by the ship name.
Sandra and Julie were overheard trying to create shipping names for the currently known dating couples. While Terry and Caroline didn't mind being called Carry, on the account it was better than pervert singing couple, the others were baffled by the combinations reached and quickly grew annoyed.
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Cease Ulrich calling the shirtless wonder.
Ulrich thought it was funny, Yumi not so much.
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"Alan Ashford,
Wicked Sexy Alan Ashford,
With that sexy Ashford booty,"
"I'm telling Ulrich you're singing about his cousin's butt," Hiroki chimed causing Sissi to yelp in shock as the younger student smirked at her and ran off.
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Don't sing in the hallway, even when you think you are alone.
You never know when you will be overheard.
With Naughty Things stuck in her head Sissi tried drowning it out with a song of her own creation and was overheard by Hiroki. She was mortified and Ulrich was disturbed, on the other on the other hand Caroline found it all hilarious.
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Sissi's singing about Alan's butt was honesty one of the weirdest things that Ulrich had heard of but as he opened the door to his dorm he beheld something that forced all thoughts of confirmation of Sissi's crush, as far as he was concerned, out of his hand.
Odd was standing wearing a beret on his hand, a poncho covering his body, he could glimpse tuxedo pants under the poncho, and lastly of all he could sandshoes on his feet. "I can explain!" Odd shouted after he recovered from his shock.
"I don't want to hear it," Ulrich declared as he shut the door and walked elsewhere.
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I don't care if you can explain. I don't want to hear it.
Ulrich refuses to explain and Odd looks extremely shifty to people. Naturally people really, really want to know.
Author's Note: Paul and Matthew are roommates, William has randomly chosen for Pierre's middle name, and Rhonda is an OC in Milly's year.