Sissi Delmas has a crush on Alan Ashford.
Who doesn't?
In light of Hiroki's revelation Ulrich was convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that Sissi did in fact have a crush on his cousin.
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Pointing out habits can cause them to decrease.
When you become used to something, it can make it difficult to notice when things change.
People begin realizing that Matthew was ending his sentence without his verbal tic of 'yeah' more frequently.
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Never let an amateur try something that a pro should do, especially if it's chiropractic.
If a situation repeats itself it's because you allowed it and thus all fairness any threats should not be carried.
Caroline had a kink in her neck and Terry, after watching Chiropractic videos, decided to help her. Needless she to say became stuck until Yolanda could help resolve her situation. Caroline was later heard vehemently threatening that not nice naughty stuff would happen to Terry if it happened again.
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You can't decide that someone is asexual on your own.
Tristan's seemingly lack of interest in anyone convinced more than a few that the young man was in fact asexual.
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Rosa is not the goddess of food.
Rose was flattered, but everyone else was annoyed with Odd and wanted him to stop.
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The Church of Ulrich shall cease immediately.
Despite speculation it wasn't Ulrich who wrote the rule, it was Odd who was offended at realizing just the sheer extend of his friend's popularity over him.
For the record Ulrich found the thing whole hilarious and Yumi declared it one of the best pranks ever. Both were subsequently surprised when they realized the other didn't set it up.
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Whoever planted the fake horde of rats inside Mr. Klotz's office should be aware that in addition to being a psychologist, he is also a black belt in karate, and does in fact have a vengeance streak. Have a nice day.
While Mr. Klotz's high pitched girlish screaming at discovering the fake rats was hilarious, the revelation from Principal Delmas surprised more than one person and people suspected that it made the culprit(s) nervous.
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Stop asking me where's Buffy, Xander, Willow, etc…. You are making no sense and distracting the class.
Learning Mr. Fumet's first name was Gilles the students just had to do it and to their disbelief their social studies teacher didn't get the reference at all. Jeremiah had to tell more than one person that his uncle wasn't screwing them all and sincerely didn't know about Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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"Oh Rhonda,
Oh Rhonda,
don't you see.
I have a confession,
I have a confession,
I find you beautiful,
I find you sexy,
and I want to do naughty things to you.
Naughty Things to"
Brighton's singing was abruptly cut off as the girl in question slapped him.
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Unless your name is Terrence Boot or Caroline Savorani then Naughty Things will not work on who you attempt to woo.
Who uses words like woo in this day and age?
Rhonda was unimpressed with Brighton's own version of Naughty Things and other people were disappointed that she didn't let him finish.
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You cannot hypnotize someone into being gay.
It was a joke!
Herb was overheard grumbling about Sissi's crush on Alan Ashford and a laughing Jean-Baptiste suggested that he could hope that Alan was taken or gay. Herb then smashed his hands and declared that he would hypnotize the other male gay leaving his friend completely stunned and gob smacked.
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"You realize if you actually try to hypnotize Alan gay, he'll take that to mean you have a crush on him right?" Ulrich asked, amusement coloring his words. "Besides you really can't hypnotize someone into being gay…otherwise I-"Herb covered Ulrich's word but it was too late.
"You tried to hypnotize Ulrich into being gay?!" Sissi screeched and Herb could only groan at her death glare.
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The past doesn't stay buried, especially when someone makes you remember it.
When your logical only makes sense to you, it's not logical.
In Herb's defense he was nine, smarting over Sissi liking Ulrich, and then he and Ulrich had been paired together for a class project. He was desperate and lucky that Ulrich was vastly amused, instead of vastly annoyed.
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Samantha Knight is a pervert.
Samantha King is not a pervert, she's hilarious, and that's rich coming from you.
Sam took offense to the rule written about her and Brighton has no shame.
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Talking in the third person is a sign you know?
Danny was offended when Sam growled at him.
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No I don't have a sister named Shirley, nor a cousin, there is no someone named Shirley in the Finite Family! Yes once I realize you were obsessed with Code Geass I did everything in my power to prevent you from learning my last name.
Tristan learned Sherry's last name and couldn't stop him himself, Sherry is just so resigned and done with it all.
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"To my fellow team members behold! We got brownies," Terry exclaimed as he held the container addressed to the Kadic Soccer Team. "Where did they come from?" Salim asks suspiciously. "Mister suspicious, stop your vengeance plot and enjoy the free food." Pierre declared with a wave of his hands, while ignoring the look tossed his way.
The moment of brownie enjoyment was ruined as every team member abruptly stopped eating and ran to the nearest bathroom.
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Never trust free food, especially when you don't know the sender.
Apparently some members of the team that couldn't even score a goal against them were rather bitter about their legendary defeat. On the upside they got in trouble, on the downside the Kadic Soccer team grew rather homicidal at the mention of free food, brownies, and being mocked in general.
People quickly learned to keep their mouths shut, especially seeing how frightening the entire team could become united.
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A sudden screech caused everyone to turn towards the direction of the girls shower. After a few minutes a fully dressed Sophie and Kelly exited and everyone become gob smacked at their appearance. While Sophie's skin was blue with sparkly pink hair, Kelly's was orange with shining purple.
The moment of silence was only shattered by the cries of laughter.
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You can't punish someone without evidence.
There is a difference between believing and knowing.
Sophie and Kelly knew Salim did it, in truth everyone knew Salim had claimed vengeance but as he did not claim credit and denied it, there was nothing anyone could technically do and the girls ultimately decided to accept defeat after hearing that it took Terry, Ulrich, Theo, and Tristan talking him down from his original plan.
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Some detentions are worth it and there are no regrets.
Jim understood Felix's annoyance with a laughing Leo dropping cat ears on his head but maintains that it doesn't give him grounds to punch the other boy in the face.
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"Alan Ashford,
That Wicked Sexy Alan Ashford,
With that sexy Ashford booty,
He's the one everyone craves,
From the girls and boys
The exception to all,
That Alan Ashford,
Alan Ashford,
That Wicked Sexy Alan Ashford,
Everyone wants Alan Ashford,
Alan Ashford,
Sexy Alan Ashford,
With that sexy booty,
He's so handsome,
He's so dreamy,
Oh that sexy beast,
Alan Ashford,"
"I prefer Naughty Things over this song," Ulrich cut in, causing the singers to either scream, freeze, or run.
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Naughty Things is not an invitation to create more perverted songs.
You can't blame someone for starting something that they didn't continue.
Ulrich was honesty disturbed about finding students singing about his cousin and Sissi maintains that it's unfair that he holds some blame her way.
Author's Note: Brighton is an OC in Milly's year.