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Edward Cullen/nudist
"What are you doing?"
"You said you wanted naked Edward, so." I point to my dick.
Bella laughs.
"Don't get me wrong, I love it when you're naked, but I don't think this is the right time for that."
I must look confused.
"You promised me that we could watch a chick flick tonight. It's got great reviews, and I really want to see it." Bella pouts.
I pull my pants up and expertly zip and button them.
Learning to do things with a cast gets easier by the day, but hopefully, I'll be out of this thing soon.
Bella sets us up with a bunch of supplies because my girl knows what I like.
She drops a big bowl of popcorn in my lap and snuggles into my side.
"I won't judge you if you shed a tear or two."
"I think I'll manage."
She hits play.
I dump the entire bowl on her head.
"What?"
"I highly doubt Pokemon The Movie: I Choose You is a chick flick. You're sleeping on the couch."
Bella cackles and follows me down the hall.