A new year, a time of students returning and new entering the halls of Kadic, and the faculty were hopeful things would be less chaotic.
"For the last name I don't know a William!"
"Brighton I swear!"
"Oh Sissi,
How do you feel?
Knowing that Ulrich,
Would rather"
"FINISH THAT SONG I DARE YOU!"
"STOP STARING AT MY ASS!"
Jim could only sigh.
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"When you said that the girls could be rapid I wasn't expecting that," Ciel Baxter admitted with a blush to older cousin Ulrich Stern. "Yeah, girls can be really perverted."
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Never doubt the words of wisdom from experienced relatives.
STOP STARRING AT IT!
Ashford Butts are not a thing!
Yes they are, accept it as we have and move on.
Despite Ulrich's words of warning Ciel found himself unprepared and rather stunned by the attention bestowed upon his rear end.
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If you must separate us use Nate A and Nate D and not Nate 1 and Nate 2.
Nate Adams and Nate Dunbar not only held the honor of attending classes together but were dorm mates and neither appreciated the idea of being called Nate 1 and Nate 2.
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I don't know a William, so stop it!
Nate Dunbar was seriously annoyed at people asking if he was this related William Dunbar and others acting as if he was and lying about it.
Other people just lamented that it feels like a lost opportunity.
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It's Ciel, not C.
Ciel was not amused by this attempt of a nickname.
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"Taretha," Ciel hissed causing Ulrich to glance to see who his cousin was glaring at and Matthew to jerk in surprise.
"Anais's sister?" Theo murmured in surprise and Ulrich could only shake his head in resignation as he turned to his cousin, "Was she one of the girls who-"
"Yes," Ciel cut in with a blush, "She's one of the perverts who sought to defile me with her eyes."
"Excuse me," voice cut in before anyone could respond to that statement, "I heard that you guys were doing a soccer game I wanted to know if I could join, oh I forgot my manners. I'm Fenris Durand."
"Sure," Jeremiah quickly agreed in order to change the subject and thus only Thomas saw the smirk on Matthew's face as he murmured, "Taretha and Fenris," and laughed softly.
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It's rude to defile another person with your eyes.
If you're going to laugh at least tell people what you find so funny.
Jean-Baptiste decided to help out Ciel and that's his story and he's sticking to it, regardless of what anyone says.
Matthew laughs and plots behind smirks and smiles and Thomas can only shake his friend at his boyfriend's antics being the only person aware of why he's acting that way. Nearly everyone else is confused and would like answers.
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Double dates only work, when you actually ask and don't assume that the other person is unattached.
Ashley and April decided to grab Johnny and Hiroki for a double date and grew flabbergasted when Johnny protested and Hiroki revealed that he already had a girlfriend.
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"Trist, how was your sister's wedding?" Pierre asked his best friend. "It was great, everything was great. The service, the food, the vows were heartwarming, and Pierre I meet someone there." Tristan admitted with a blush.
"Really?" Pierre voiced in shock because ever since they meet at Kadic, the other boy had never noticed or seen Tristan show an interest in anyone in all the time he'd known him.
"Really," Tristan admitted with a smile. "We technically have to wait until I graduate so certain people don't freak out or make assumptions." Pierre blinked in shock realization that Tristan was dating someone older, someone who had already graduated school.
Answering Pierre's unasked question with a smirk Tristan continued. "Let's say if things go really well, I'll end up Ulrich's cousin in law twice over or officially rather than proxy, depending on how someone wants to look at it."
Eyes locked and Pierre knew of only 3 of Ulrich's cousins and Tristan mouthed older as if reading his mind. "YOU'RE DATING ALAN ASHFORD!" His loud voice of stunned surprise and shock carried off the dorm walls and both boys heard the loud screams of "WHAT" that echoed in response.
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Alan Ashford is the exception to all, even those who are asexual.
Not asexual, Alan's just different.
Tristan Brossard is a god!
I don't need the CPT's help; we've only kissed, so stop it! Besides my parents have a ten year age gap, so our seven is none of your business.
I, Ulrich Stern, have favorites and Tristan is one of my favorites. Back off or taste my wrath!
The news, confirmed by Ulrich's reaction to it, that Tristan was in essence dating Alan Ashford caught everyone off guard and Tristan was disturbed by the number of jealous glares tossed his way, the fact some people declared him a god for catching Alan's eyes and that people took offense to the age gap.
The revelation that Tristan was one of Ulrich's favorites caught people off guard, delighted Tristan beyond measure and made people stop. For none wished to awaken the wolf's wrath.
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I'm not a King so please stop it.
THE KING IN THE NORTH!
Oh for the love of…..
Inspired the fear of the wolf's wrath Ulrich was once more declared the 'King in the North' and there was nothing he could do or say to get people to stop.
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Calling out "Lucy, I'm home" when entering a classroom is only appropriate when the teacher is female.
Now that's sexists.
Mr. Fumet was not amused and Brighton finds it funny.
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Inappropriate things are not to be drawn in art class.
Mr. Chardin was stunned to discover an anonymous drawing of a naked butt and Ulrich and Ciel were resigned once everyone realized it was an attempt to perfectly draw an Ashford ass.
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Whether you're Team Sodd or Team Sadd, I think everyone can agree these shipping names need to be better.
Sam and Sissi decided to somewhat participate in the debate about who should Odd be with, mainly because they didn't like their shipping names.
Odd was just surprised that this was still ongoing.
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It's Alexandre, not Alex.
Alexandre was one of the few people who refused to have nickname and did not appreciate Nate Adams's calling him Alex.
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It's Rosa or, if you must, Ms. Petitjean. It's not Mrs. Klotz.
You mean it's not Mrs. Klotz yet.
Rosa can only shake her head at the cheekiness of the students of Kadic.
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Things happen when you're sick. So let's all forgot about it.
Leo was feeling under the weather and thus even he was stuck with surprise when he ended up barfing on Adele's shoes.
The boy was horrified but Adele was surprisingly chill about it.
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A sudden slap caused everyone to stare in surprise at Jeremiah glaring at a laughing James.
"That was not a heroic robot anime that was a twisted mind fuck of epic proportions!"
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When promoting a series to someone be honest and not deceitful.
Never mention Neon Genesis Evangelion around Jeremiah.
Jeremiah was looking for a new anime to watch and James suggested Neon Genesis Evangelion and intentionally played up the initial trailers of the series. Jeremiah was rather unprepared and unamused by the savage mind fuck and every mention of the series has been him curse both the creators of the series and James for betrayal.
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The name Shinji is banned from campus.
Compromise I will stress its Shinji Ishiyama and not this Shinji Ikari.
Jeremiah twitches and mentions hospitals and fucked up horny teenagers and Hiroki doesn't want to know but decides he will speak about his cousin when he wants too, regardless of what anyone else says.
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Pansexual is being attracted to someone because of who they are, regardless of gender. It is not being sexually attracted to pans.
Jeremy blames Ulrich, Ulrich finds it hilarious and Aelita's is just happy to understand what Alan and Tristan's sexuality means.
Author's Note: OC's introduced: Ciel Baxter, Nate Adams, Nate Dunbar, Fenris Durand, and Taretha Fiquet.
The Tristan – Alan thing popped in my head and wouldn't leave, so I ran with it.