It's pronounced See'-el, not C-eel.

Ciel grew annoyed at the mispronunciation of his name.

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Thomas must control his boyfriend!

Fenris Durand could only take being called Wolfbrother and Thunderlord and being told to beware the Tomb of Sargeras for so long

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People can only speak of other's desires and not the rationale behind it.

Ciel and his friends were laughing over the antics within the rule sheets. Though once reading that Ulrich and Salim dated Ciel whistled and commented that Ulrich was lucky that he wasn't related to Stephanie Moreau.

When asked why Ciel revealed that for reasons beyond his understanding his cousin's deepest wish was to have a gay cousin.

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People get over crushes and start new ones. So get over it.

A fair amount of people were surprised that Hiroki had moved on from Milly and was dating Veronique.

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"You," Taretha jerked and stared in surprise at Matthew. "Do you have any idea the headache you've given me? That Fenris kid was easy since Fenris Wolfbrother was Chieftain of the Thunderlord and it all came together but you…. Taretha Foxton's fate in the Warcraft series makes any jokes I try black comedy and I'm not good at black comedy."

"It's okay Matthew….. Hey Taretha, have fun and what not," Thomas said as he directed his boyfriend towards the dorms.

Taretha could only shake her head in confusion.

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Don't blame someone just because they ruined a joke or something.

I was not named after a video game character!

Taretha was still confused and Fenris was so done with people asking if he was actually named after the Warcraft character.

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Girls can be just as perverted as guys.

I thought this went unsaid after Naughty Things?

A select few girls in his class attempted to bribe Nate Adams $25 to pants Ciel to see if he wore boxers and briefs. He refused, warned Ciel, and didn't rat out the girls in question because he was just too nice.

Ciel grew suspicious, the girls in question vowed to travel under the radar, and a whole new generation learned about Naughty Things.

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Always knock! Just always knock!

Leo just burns red and vows that somebody else can go get Jim from his office, regardless of the time of day. For their part Jim and Adele blush lightly and remark that it was late.

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I'm not inviting my uncle to come to school to be a good luck charm.

Thomas was flabbergasted at the idea of people wanting to rub his uncle's head for good luck.

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Google doesn't want to steal the firstborns of the world.

Microsoft does not seek to dominate the world with an army of robots.

Disney does not seek immortality through draining the happiness of its customers.

SeaWorld is not run by dolphins in human costumes.

For the love of all things holy don't allow or trick Jeremy into binge drinking Coffee!

Jeremy is just mortified; Odd is hiding to escape retribution, and everyone is torn between laughter and shock.

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Don't play "Never Give You"Up by Rick Astley.

Few people at Kadic actually liked the song and Danny just wonders if they were all Rick Rolled.

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The sudden scream caused people to glance in concern and Ulrich to run when he recognized his cousin's voice. Out of all things he was expecting he wasn't expecting to see Ciel and Fenris gapping at a pair of panties.

"Oh…. Right this was Terry's and Salim's dorm room." Ulrich admitted with a blush.

"Change beds with me," Fenris choked to his dorm mate and he honesty pouted when Ciel flatly refused.

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Dorm rooms should be thoroughly clean before the new school year begins!

If something hidden is found by mere luck and chance, how would you expect it to be found when the dorms are cleaned?

No amount of washing the sheets changes the knowledge of what has occurred on the bed!

Nor shall any amount of begging cause someone to agree a request.

This is a school not a brothel!

A bit of roughing between Ciel and Fenris caused a pair of panties to be revealed from their hiding place and both boys freaked. Fenris was further freaked when learning his bed was once Terry's, the circumstances behind the "Warn your roommate!" rule, and grew vexed when Ciel refused to switch beds.

Mrs. Meyer's was just shocked students had or were engaging in such activities while at school.

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Teenagers are naturally horny and plenty of them live at school….. So how can anyone be surprised that naughty stuff happens?

Must you shatter our illusions of our student's purity?

Our student's purity…..said student's petitioned to make Naughty Things our school anthem!

Mr. Klotz was unimpressed by Mrs. Meyer's naivety and Principal Delmas just wondered how she could assume that the majority of the students were pure.

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Being a free spirit and sowing oats doesn't make someone whorish. Especially when they are a virgin!

That doesn't change the fact that certain people are date whores, who need someone like Sissi to make an honest man out of them.

No certain people need someone like Sam to make an honest man out of them.

Oh—

There will be no pairing wars on the rule sheet!

Something is deeply wrong when Odd Della Robbia is the mature one.

Shush, sister dearest.

Odd took offense to being vaguely referred to as whorish and then Team Odd x Sissi and Team Odd x Sam decided to put their own two-cents.

Odd could only shake his head at their antics and his sister's.

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There is always the triad option.

It's amazing how people can get themselves heard even after they have graduated.

More than one person felt that Emmanuel found a way to get himself heard and thus Anton slides under the radar. Meanwhile Odd, Sam, and Sissi are later seen blushing a bright deep red for their own reasons.

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I don't know anyone named Sebastian nor do I have one hell of a butler.

Ciel was just confused beyond measure and people were disappointed that he had never heard Black Butler.

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"I don't care if you're one of Ulrich's favorites," Hiroki said, "Because I'm clearly more of a favorite." As he finished he crossed his arms. "And how do you figure that?" Tristan asked the younger teenager, the challenge clear in his voice.

"I'm going be his brother." Hiroki stated with pure confidence.

"Brother In-law," Tristan smoothly countered. "I'll be related to Ulrich's twice over."

"If anything your sister is Ulrich's cousin in law, you're just by proxy." Hiroki shoot back.

"You forgot that I'm dating Alan Ashford and our relationship is going swimmingly. So regardless of what you say I'm going to be Ulrich's cousin in law." Tristan countered swiftly.

"Clearly I'm Ulrich's favorite," Ciel said with a smirk and not only could neither Tristan nor Hiroki find away to argue it, they found themselves horrified at being caught.

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Ulrich Stern is the man crush god that everyone wants to be the favorite of.

Ciel is absolute convinced of this notion after witnessing Tristan's and Hiroki's argument.

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Ulrich Stern may be the man crush god, but Sarah Wellington is one of the gods of creation.

So does that mean James Madrox is the love of a god or has transcended to godhood as well?

Video game companies never should be unclear with stuff like that.

Sarah could only sigh, James laughed at the Starcraft reference and other people debated exactly what happened to James Raynor at the end of it all.

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"So who are your favorites?" Aelita asked in curiosity to Ulrich and he could practically hear the swift silence that Aelita caused.

"You are a devious child," seated near him Odd and Jeremy wordlessly nodded in agreement. "And because none of you are going to drop it." A pointed look at his classmates in the classroom and even Mrs. Hertz who was pretending to be absorbed in other matters in this rare moment of free time. "Over all relatives, friends, and people who man crush on me. Yes," Ulrich nodded at their look of their shock and confusion. "I think being the target of a man crush is something to be proud of and thus how could I not favor them when they have chosen to favor me. In all honesty I prefer being man crushed on than fangirled over….. Fangirls are the worst." Ulrich finished with a nod as if he was passing sage advice.

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To be man crushed on is an honor and to be fangirled on is apparently a bad thing.

Of course it is fangirls and fanboys defile others with their eyes!

Julien decided to pass on the words of the wisdom and Ciel is complete agreement with his cousin.


Author's Note: Anton Sinclair is an OC in Tristan's year and there are people who must immediately have another when drinking something and Jeremy is that way with coffee.

Meanwhile I kept forgetting to add this to the author's note... Rules of the Kadic Dormitory is officially TV Tropes recommended.