"Oh Sissi,
Oh Sissi Delmas,
How do you feel?
Knowing that Ulrich,
Would rather,
Be Gay than date you?
Oh Sissi-"
Tristan and his friends never got to finish their song as with an enraged howl Sissi charged at them and they bolted.
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It is not wise to poke the bear.
Don't harm someone for trying to help!
Sissi was enraged by the song created by Tristan, Pierre, Jeremiah, and James and smacked Nicholas upside the head at his way of helping.
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Yolanda does not seek to devour the souls of the young.
Nor does she wish to invoke demons with your fear.
What is it about the soccer club that attracts those afraid of needles?
Jim was unimpressed at the soccer clubs fear of needles, and Yolanda laughs until she's breathless.
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King Explosion Murder is not an appropriate name for a turtle!
I was seven and don't dis my turtle.
A discussion about pets revealed surprised and shocked a lot of people when they discovered that Ulrich once had a pet turtle he named King Explosion Murder.
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Cousin Alan can be a horrible, horrible influence at times.
It's Ulrich's only explanation for naming his pet turtle King Explosion Murder.
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Practice all year keeps us at the top, peasants.
Your classmates are not peasants.
The fact that it wasn't soccer season and the soccer club was starting up confused more than one person.
Theo thought he was hilarious, others not so much.
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We know no king but the King in the North whose name is Stern!
Can we not make this a running gag?
No promises.
Because some people can't stop themselves, Theo wonders if he triggered them, and Ulrich is just so done with it all.
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Remove the balloons now!
Upon seeing tied up balloons with the saying "We all float" on them Felix screamed, bolted, and refused to come out of the dorm room until the balloons were removed.
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"What if we not real? Like we're just characters in some story?" Brighton raised an eyebrow at his friend, while his other hand reached into his backpack. "Catch," he declared after a moment and Takuya only blinked in surprise after catching the snickers tossed his way.
"You need the sugar to keep your head on straight, so eat a snicker," Brighton said and Takuya could only nod and just before he was about eat it he asked, "Why do you have snickers in your backpack?"
"Why shouldn't I have snickers in my backpack?" There was nothing he could respond to that with and thus Takuya simply drove into the treat.
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Some people have sugar rushes, others have sugar lows.
Always be prepared for candy emergencies.
Takuya gets weird on sugar lows and Brighton always had emergency chocolate on hand.
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Ultra Violent Death Claw is not an appropriate name for a ferret!
My little ferret of death was awesome!
You truly belong in the Ashford family.
Not to be outdone by Ulrich's pet turtle King Explosion Murder, Tristan revealed that he had a pet ferret named Ultra Violent Death Claw. People were shocked, horrified, and Ulrich and Ciel immediately declared him a proper member of the Ashford family.
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Regardless of what anyone tells you gnomes don't sleep under the school.
Said gnomes don't plot to steal your underwear in some bizarre Step 1, Step 3 that doesn't have a Step 2.
The new students as a whole are offended that anyone thought they would fall for it and Bastien has no regrets.
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Ending your sentences with "As the Prince in the North commands" doesn't mean your requests will be followed.
Ciel sought to take advantage and pouted when it was denied.
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There is no trick to it, you can or cannot lift one eyebrow and thus shouldn't pay someone to teach you.
Don't be so hasty cash-killer!
…..I stand corrected.
Mrs. Meyers was flabbergasted at discovering students paying Brighton to teach them to lift one eyebrow and became further shocked when she discovered that it was actually possible.
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LARPING is one thing but you are to never ever LARP as people at this school.
Odd thought it was funny but his friends put their foot down.
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You cannot commandeer someone else's property!
In the name of Code Geass we shall!
Stop encouraging them.
You either like Code Geass or you're wrong.
Jeremy didn't appreciate his computer being commandeered by Tristan, Pierre, Ciel, Hiroki and he further laments Ulrich's encouragement of them.
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Cats are superior to dogs in every way.
No dogs are superior!
CATS!
DOGS!
There will be no animal wars on the rule sheet.
Anton prefers cats; Odd took offense on Kiwi's behalf, and Ciel barked every time he saw Anton.
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Drop kicking midgets is not a proper life goal!
But it's on my bucket list!
Thomas is offended, Nate Dunbar has no regrets, and everyone else wonders how a midget could be drop kicked.
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Pretending that you don't see someone doesn't prevent them from seeing you and issuing the detention you deserve.
Johnny could only sigh as Hiroki shook his head at the other boy.
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I don't care if it was a dare; I don't care if it was boredom, never ever call me pimpmaster again!
Principal Delmas decided he was not going to deal with the warped humor of some of his students.
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Clowns don't eat souls.
Sandra could only shake her head at everyone else's naivety.
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The phrase firm, so tightly, firm should not be taken out of context!
Xavier is blushing bright red and his friends just won't stop laughing.
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Teachers don't need drum rolls to announce their entry into classrooms.
Emilio winged it and the teachers were confused.
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Not everyone who accepted Super Ultra Mega Death Man as a bunny name did so because they have or had a similar name choice about their own pet.
Remembering how Ulrich and Tristan didn't bat at eye at his bunny choice name and in light of the names they had for their own pets convinced Mohammed that everyone else who accepted his pet name choice must have had similar pet name choices.
Takuya, Pierre, Jeremy, Julie, Anouche, Sandra, and Nicholas were just so done with being pestered.
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Despite how cool it would be I am sadly not a DigiDestined.
That's what a secret DigiDestined would say!
Takuya smirks, Leo trolls and everyone else just rolls with it.
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The swimming pool will not be cleared so you can catch a Pokemon.
….But it was a Totodile, I need the Totodile to complete the set!
Sarah would not be swayed, James scored boyfriend points, and Leo and Danny couldn't care less about Pokemon Go.
Author's Note: Takuya Ishida is an OC is Milly's year.
As of now the main players of the Kadic Soccer team that play on the field are as follows: Ulrich Stern, Theo Gauthier, Thomas Jolivet, Matthew Ducrocq, Tristan Brossard, and Fenris Durand.
Players that are switched in and out include Pierre Francois, Jean-Baptiste Pujol, James Madrox, Jeremiah Fumet, Ciel Baxter, Nate Adams, and Nate Dunbar.