Don't wolf whistle about my ass!

Don't curse on the rule sheet!

When Ciel bent over to pick up the folder he dropped he did not appreciate being wolf whistled at and the CPT drew the line at him cursing on the rule sheet.

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Never be gleeful at another's suffering.

Now, now children there are exceptions.

News of Thomas Vincent's firing spread like wildfire and while most were content at snickering at man who sought to tell his own story over the truth about Kadic's success in the educational system, Rosa was vindictively gleeful and could be heard humming a cheery tune.

It disturbed more than one person.

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TEAM SASIODD SHALL CEASE!

Certain residence at Kadic could not deal with shipping group in support of a Sam, Sissi, and Odd triad.

Meanwhile Sam was shocked, Sissi flabbergasted, both girls couldn't look at each other without blushing, and Odd turned thoughtful.

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Dogs should not be named cat.

Cats should not be named dog.

We hear ya but it doesn't change the fact that it would be hilarious.

Danny and Leo think a great way to create confusion and hilarity would to name a dog cat and a cat dog and Shirley can only shake at her head at their antics.

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The pigeon incident shall be spoken of again!

Sandra is very firm on the matter.

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Don't measure others with chopsticks.

Hertz was flabbergasted and certain students were disappointed.

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Thunderwolf is acceptable.

Fenris could very much get behind being called Thunderwolf.

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"In honor of the approaching Halloween," Thomas began, "What is your scariest and/or freakiest experience?" He finished with a look towards the new players on the soccer team. After a moment Ciel answered, "Well mine would be the cultist," and at seeing the looks on everyone's faces Ciel began his tale.

"When I was seven my family was driving home from a family reunion and we got a flat tire. As my father was changing the tire, my mother made this chocking sound, and when we looked we saw these people dressed in animal outfits getting out their own vehicles. I remember my parents telling me to get back in the car immediately, this person dressed as a horse telling my parents not to judge them, watching as they went into the woods, and then driving off once the tire was successfully changed."

"Cultist," Matthew made a chocking noise and not noticing the tone Ciel continued, "Well I wasn't sure at first but the more hostile and disturbed my parents got about those people and my questions about them…. I realized that they must have been cultist, nothing else would disturb my parents more."

Matthew and Theo suddenly collapsed to the ground in laughter, Pierre, Thomas, and James were giggling, Nate Adams was blushing like no tomorrow, Nate Dunbar was blinking owlishly nonstop, and Ciel noticed Jean-Baptiste looking at him in morbid fascination.

"Jeremiah no," Ulrich stated at seeing the other boy's grin, "Jeremiah yes," Jeremiah countered, "Ciel those weren't cultists those—"Exactly what they were Ciel didn't hear because Ulrich launched himself at the other boy with a roar. "I'm not dealing with this!" Because clearly as Ciel's cousin Ulrich would be the one Ciel would turn too if he learned the truth, "Anyone who says anything about this will taste my wrath!"

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Certain life experiences shouldn't be shared.

One should never laugh or joke about cultists.

Don't say a word, don't say a word, and my wraith will stay contained!

Seeking scary and freaky stories in honor of Halloween Thomas asked the newest members of the soccer team for their stories. In turn Ciel recalled the time his family encountered furies, but the reactions of all involved convinced boy that they were cultists. Thus he was floored when laughter ensured after he finished his tale and Ulrich was a vocal advocate of keeping him in the dark because he didn't want to deal with explaining furies at all.

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For the last time Naughty Things will not be Kadic's school anthem.

Cease with the petitions!

Principal Delmas was so done with receiving petitions to change Kadic's school anthem to Naughty Things.

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Don't whistle, leer, or make any comments about a fine booty.

You will be ended otherwise.

Anouche was not flattered in the slightest of the reactions when she bent over to pick up what she dropped.

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Teachers can't be sued for issuing detentions.

Mr. Chardin can only shake his head.

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There are no alligators in the sewers.

Taretha doesn't care what anyone says, she knows of the beasts within the sewers.

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The floor is not lava.

Don't do over the top reactions!

Nate Adams found it all hilarious, his teachers less so.

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Don't be jealous of another's skills.

I am not jealous!

Fenris could only take Ciel's hidden jealousy about his superior soccer skills for so long.

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October 17Th didn't happen.

Thomas, Matthew, Theo, and Paul are very adamant about the fact.

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There shall no educating students on matters they don't need to educate on!

Just because certain students are not innocent on some manners, doesn't make it time to corrupt them fully!

The CPT was not amused at the older girls who decided to educate Milly and Tamiya.

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Xavier is no longer allowed to pick movies for movie night.

Xavier is allowed to pick movies for movie night.

No you are not because you picked Sharknado. People who pick Sharknado for movie night are not allowed to ever pick movies for movie night ever again!

Xavier is offended and Emilio is firm that his taste in movies is terrible.

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Alan Ashford finding Ashford Butts being a thing hilarious does not mean you can create a Kadic Holiday about it!

Principal Delmas is awesome!

Tristan won't stop laughing, Ulrich worries about the sanity of others, Ciel is horrified behind measure, the girls have no regrets, and Principal Delmas firmly supports Ulrich and Ciel on stamping it out.

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Naomi is banned from playing the drums.

Don't be a hater.

It's less being a hater and more pointing that you are bad at playing the drums.

Naomi is outraged and Sophie maintains that she is just being brutality honest.

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Just because two people hang around out nearly all the time doesn't mean that they are dating.

Don't blame innocent people for the assumption others.

Nicholas and Herb are stunned and the rest of their year is surprised that people actually thought the two were dating.

At the same time Matthew is unimpressed and Thomas is unamused at Herb and Nicholas trying to blame them for the assumptions of others.

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We don't care if you ship it, we don't care if you don't ship it, and none of the couples at Kadic need Kelly's Seal of Approval.

Kelly objected to the idea of Herb x Nicholas on the grounds that she didn't ship it and spiraled into revelations that surprised everyone.

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The groundskeeper is named Michael Rouiler not Willie.

Michael Rouiler as it turned out wasn't a fan of the Simpsons.

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Telling someone that they saw nothing doesn't mean that they saw nothing.

Over all Mr. Fumet had to admit it was one of the more creative ways to get out of a detention and Mohammed is still adamant that Mr. Fumet saw nothing.

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The Kadic Soccer club is not the royal guard for the King and Prince of the North.

Ciel gloats that he was recognized Prince of the North, Ulrich does in fact find it funny, and the Kadic Soccer club actually take to serving as an honor guard for a day and a half.

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Don't question things.

It's Brighton's response as to why he always has an emergency stash of chocolate in his backpack.

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Digimon is clearly better than Pokemon.

No Pokemon is better than Digimon!

Digimon!

Pokemon!

There shall be no MON WARS on the rule sheet!

Danny and James declared the lines and Ashley refused to let them argue through the rule sheet.