There will be no photobombing.
It was accident.
You were an accident.
It was at this point that Pierre punched Julien in the face and it dissolved from there.
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Let's all play nice now and not have a fight in front of the rule sheet.
Sophie felt that it had to be stated at this point.
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When two people break up the proper response is to be support your friend who was dumped not turn to your other friends and tell them to pay up.
Hiroki hated his friends sometimes.
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The proper thing to do when things get crazy is get an adult and not handle it yourself.
….October 17th didn't happen, Mr. Fumet.
Mr. Fumet snorts, Thomas, Matthew, Theo, and Paul are still very adamant about the fact that October 17th didn't happen and everyone is even more curious.
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It's not chocolate boy, its chocolate man.
Over time Brighton's discovered habit of having some type chocolate in his backpack created a nickname that he objected too.
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The love lives of the Kadic Staff are none of the student's business.
We just want to know when certain people will man up and propose and wedding dates and stuff.
Thiery, Tania, and Sorya are shameless and Jim, Principal Delmas, and Nicole do not appreciate their privacy being invaded.
On the other hand when she is asked Adele just laughs.
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Not going to lie farting out a tune to the beat of 'It's a Song That Never Ends' would be pretty cool.
Nicholas admits this with pure honesty, Herb is disgusted, and everyone wants to know what runs through Nicholas's head.
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Kissing Booths are not allowed on Kadic property.
Anne sighs and is at least content with her money.
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There will be no bungee jumping out of the windows!
…How did we go from unwilling defenestration to this?!
Brighton, Takuya, and Tristan maintain it was a blast and Jim is not encouraging this insanity.
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If I hear one more took an arrow in the knee joke, I shall end you all!
No one wanted to test Emily after her declaration.
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School staff shouldn't sing Naughty Things!
….It's catchy!
Mrs. Meyers was horrified and Mr. Klotz maintains that it's a catchy tune.
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When the sprinklers turn on your not to throw someone into them and then scream that the witch isn't melting!
Milly and Tamiya thought it would be hilarious to throw Sissi into the sprinklers and run screaming that witch wasn't melting. Naturally Sissi became encouraged, charged into her room to change, and is currently plotting vengeance.
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You cannot ban a show because you don't like or enjoy its plot twist.
The Once Upon A Time portrayal of Peter Pan offended more than one person.
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"How would you stop a dragon?" Fenris raised an eyebrow at Nate Adam's random question but answered with. "I would have a squad of griffins work together to bring the dragon down."
"I would use a legion of hippogryphs with skilled riders and archers on their backs." Ciel declared to Nate's question. A snort caused the three boys to turn to Nate Dunbar who smirked and said, "All I need is a catapult, a cow, and some drugs. Hey don't give me that look…. Listen, you feed the cow a bunch of drugs, secure it inside the catapult and then you launch the cow at the dragon. The dragon will swoop in, eat the cow, and then all the drugs will make the dragon fall asleep. That way the dragon is stopped and could become a fearsome pet."
There was a moment of jaw dropped silence left in the wake of Nate Dunbar's game plan to stop a dragon.
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Be prepared for random thoughts and the random questions that they cause to come out of nowhere.
The words cow, drugs, catapult, and dragon should never be used in the same sentence again.
Jealously shouldn't lead to someone's awesome game plan being shunned!
Nate Adam's random thought morphed into a question of how one would stop a dragon. Fenris and Ciel answered in fashions that made sense but Nate Dunbar's suggestion of how he drop stop the dragon with a drug filled cow left them all with their jaws hanging.
Nate Dunbar maintains that the other three are just jealous and the boys in question are unable to deal with game plan to stop a dragon.
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NEVER MOON ANYONE!
Jeremiah is freaked out; James laughs himself sick and even Sarah giggles at her boyfriend's antics.
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Despite his hair style Mr. Chardin is not a mad scientist.
Who are you to dis my style you wrinkly old woman!
Chemicals are only to be used in a responsible and controlled manner and not as a method of vengeance.
You two are both adults, not children!
STOP INFECTING THE FACULITY WITH YOUR INSANITY!
They are one of us now!
Mr. Chardin was unimpressed with the rumors and further unimpressed at Hertz's way of helping him. Hertz went into vengeance mode at his way of dealing with her unwanted help, Nicole Weber had to put her foot down on the both of them, and Delmas is horrified that the insanity has infected two of the most leveled headed members of the faculty.
The students are naturally thrilled at the drama.
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Stop throwing glitter at people.
Rhonda was in a mood.
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Students don't have authority over students.
Sandra's pouting that she was cute didn't help at all and Tamiya was laughing her head off.
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When a ferret finds itself on school grounds, don't chase it.
That ferret stole private property!
….October 17th didn't happen, Ulrich.
Ulrich smirks, while Theo glares and joins Thomas, Matthew, and Paul in declaring that October 17th didn't happen.
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Hating a fictional character to the point of watching a looping video of their death shouldn't be done.
Especially if you are going to cackle and claim you have a song in your heart to go along with the smile on your face.
Needless to say Alexandre freaked out and disturbed more than one person.
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Despite popular opinion Ulrich Stern is not a sex god.
Oh yes he is, very much so.
Ulrich isn't even fazed in the slightest and Aelita is just tired of the other girls describing him as such.
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Jeremy does not any plans for world domination.
Jeremy is honesty offended and yet intrigued at the same time at the latest turn of the rumor mill.
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Detentions should only be given when the person in question did something to deserve them.
Actions taken in video games will never warrant detentions.
…..Some people are really petty.
Some people need to think better on their actions.
Principal Delmas was caught off guard when Bastien managed to kill him in Call of Duty and perhaps that would have been the end of it, him experiencing death in Call of Duty multiplayer for the first name and Bastien experiencing a boost popularity except that Bastien decided to go a step further and t-bagged him.
When his attempt to assign Bastien detentions were denied and argued out by the rational minded Delmas sought vengeance and proceeded to spend what felt like hours upon hours killing Bastien throughout Call of Duty.
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Never refer to me going to Target for the first time as losing my Target virginity ever again.
Milly was disturbed by this declaration from her friends.
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Naming one of my World of Warcraft battle pets Sinister Angel of Death doesn't mean I'm a part of the insane pet name group.
Matthew was offended and pointed out that the name made perfect sense since the battle pet in question was the Unborn Val'kyr and Ulrich, Tristan, Ciel, and Mohammed were a mix of amused and offended at being declared the insane pet name group.
Author's Note: At the time of writing this chapter the Code Lyoko wiki listed Emily as being in Ulrich's year and since I couldn't recall her exact grade I used that information going forward.
Fun fact the target virginity rule was inspired by how my sister reacted to me going to Target for the first time.