Seriously don't throw glitter people at people.
Rhonda impressed no one but herself.
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Never awaken the devil within Sissi Delmas.
Milly and Tamiya are haunted and refuse to speak of it, Ulrich is surprised at how pissed off Sissi was about being sprinkled and the measure of her vengeance, and Sissi feels no guilt.
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Someone enjoying bungee jumping out the window is not an invitation to try and push said person out the window, I don't care that it was first floor.
When attempting humor at another's expensive be aware of the consequences.
Tristan had no desire to be pushed out the window and now Jeremiah is walking with a black eye to show the folly of his actions.
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When an animal causes you to smack yourself into a door you've officially lost to an animal.
It was an accidental error and October 17th didn't happen!
Paul did not appreciate this reminder at all of the day he insists never happened.
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Alliance sucks, Horde rules!
Horde blows, Alliance rules!
Faction conflicts are to remain in the game and not on the rule sheet.
Certain fans of the Horde and Alliance decided to be immature and Matthew was quick to put his food down.
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Never ask for make out, fake outs.
I don't care if you call it practice, I will not make out with someone I have no desire to make out with!
Shirley is firm on the matter and Brighton pouts at being denied by another girl.
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I'm not a Quincy and nor would I want to be one.
Takuya only shake at his head at what he considers bored 6th graders.
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Jeremy is not a secret evil overlord.
Jeremy never blackmailed Ulrich, Odd, and Yumi, because he is a good person and not because you believe that the three in question are simply too sexy to be blackmailed.
Jeremy did not build Aelita in a robotic factory and pay Odd's family to claim that she was related to them.
Jeremy doesn't have a hidden robotic army that he will unleash in order to take over the world.
Stop picking on him!
Jeremy and Aelita are surprised and floored and Ulrich thinks that the rumor creators were simply bored as fuck and Odd laughs at the too sexy to be blackmailed comment.
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Regardless of how hot you think someone is, there is no way that they can seduce someone by doing nothing but eating a pizza.
Yolanda isn't sure if she should feel flattered or take offense that Rosa thinks she couldn't seduce someone by simply eating a pizza.
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There is no such thing as an honorary Ashford Butt.
Sometimes the universe gives you one.
James is surprised and blushes like mad, Sarah alternatives between laughing at her boyfriend's plight and glaring at girls giggling at him, and Jeremiah considers it the universe avenging him.
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I don't have a twin, let alone an evil twin.
I didn't take over said nonexistence twin's identity as my own.
….Certain plot twists in stories are dumb and can kill interest.
Ciel is lost and Thomas declared that he is forever done with Black Butler, Matthew is on the fence, and Bastien is willing to hear it out.
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There is no such thing as a good twin and an evil twin.
Ashley and April blame Thomas who doesn't even notice what he inadvertently caused.
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The proper response to "what did you do last night" will never be your mom.
Rhetorical questions blunders can get fatal.
In Theo's defense he was tired and maintains that Emily was asking for it because she knew exactly what he was doing last night. However the girl in question didn't see it that way and thus Theo now has sore shins.
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I'm not scrawny, I'm svelte.
It was a testament to his annoyance that Odd felt that he needed to establish it as a rule.
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You are not Michael Jackson and will cease moon walking.
Nate Adams got in a moon walking phase and pouts so very hard at the rule.
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Just because you favorite bra dies, doesn't mean you have to give it a funeral.
Adele laughs herself sick, Jim has no words for what he discovered and Anouche, Anne, and Veronique feel perfectly justified.
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Girls not dating you don't mean that they are lesbians….. Get over yourself.
Don't blame me for rumors I had no part it!
Rhonda is not convinced, Shirley wavers in doubt, and Brighton is offended that he was accused of creating rumors in the first place.
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When a girl who your friend likes decides to give them a chance you should happy for your friend and not think that it's a pity date!
Pierre was offended, Lola glared at everyone, and Xavier was dodging the both of them.
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You are not allowed to place bets about the love lives of the school faculty.
Felix maintains that he is simply the bookie and Sandra, Ninon, and Sandra fail at protesting their innocence.
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"The hell….." Ulrich trailed off as he stared gob smacked at the three people around Odd's bed who had jumped up when he entered the room. Sissi was blushing, Sam was frozen, both girls were looking at anywhere but him, and Odd seemed vacant.
After a moment of silence Sam and Sissi left the room hand in hand and as the door closed behind Ulrich sat on the bed next to Odd. "We talked about the pairing wars and stuff" Odd spoke after a moment, "and well….. Team Sassi won. Did we make them lesbians?" He finished as he turned to look at Ulrich.
After a moment of silence Ulrich responded with, "I have no idea, but either way it's hot."
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Triads will never happen, you perverts.
No one made anyone a lesbian.
Don't lock yourself in your room because your one true pairing didn't happen or you now believe it has no chance of happening.
Pick a mood and stay with it!
The revelation that Sissi and Sam were dating one another shocked nearly everyone, disappointed Team SASIODD beyond measure, caused a bunch of rumors ranging from secretly lesbianism, the pair being exceptions with another one, and even the girls turning lesbian because of Ulrich and Odd.
While Sissi and Sam were annoyed and didn't appreciate the intrusion, vehement Sam x Odd and Sissi x Odd shippers became dramatic and locked themselves in their room, and Herb alternated between a sense of despair at believing he would never have a chance with Sissi to giggling like a school girl as his face burned.
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Blood Howl Devourer of Hope is not an appropriate name for a parrot!
Someone finally got around to asking Ciel what he had named his pet and people were not surprised upon feeling flabbergasted.
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Regardless of what you or anyone else believes, no one is too sexy to receive detention.
You cannot picket, file complaints, or protest people receiving detention for legitimate reasons. We don't care that you think they are too sexy, we don't care that the ship is too cool to be in trouble, those boys earned the detention and they shall carry out the sentence!
Thomas and Matthew maintain that the other is simply too sexy to receive detention and their fangirls vehemently declare that both of them are too sexy to be punished.
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People break up because they lose interest not because of negative stereotypes!
Do not doubt the Ishiyama Sword!
No one needed to what you name your….thing!
Hiroki is blushing in a mix of shock and anger, Veronique honesty doesn't know how rumors let this get started and is disturbed, and everyone else honestly didn't need to know what Hiroki named his penis.
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You'll float too…. You'll float too…. You'll float too…..
Never dress as Pennywise the Dancing Clown!
Jim lost a bet and blames Adele. Meanwhile his girlfriend just laughs and plenty of students are disturbed beyond measure.
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Have no fear for the turtle will save us!
Leo is a huge Stephen King fan and took delight in educating the ignorant about the turtle.
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When you throw glitter at people, glitter is thrown at you.
Rhonda wouldn't stop and suffered the consequences.
Author's Note: Fun fact I've never read Black Butler and the one time I decided to give it a go I lose interest for reasons…..