The proper response to getting a paper cut is to hiss, jerk, or even softly curse in surprise.
You should never respond by standing up and declaring that not only have you've been punished for reading but that Jeremy has lied to you about reading being fun.
Odd got a paper cut and decided to be dramatic, Ulrich finds it hilarious, and Jeremy is just dismayed at Odd's antics.
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"What's that on your face?" Sarah asked her boyfriend as she walked towards him. James blinked before smiling, and replying with, "I'm growing a mustache, you like it?"
"That's not a mustache, that's peach fuzz." Ignoring James offended look Sarah grabbed his hand and marched him towards his dorm room as she found his razors and shaving cream. "Now get rid of it because even if you could actually grow a mustache I wouldn't kiss you. Now march!"
"Yes dear," James murmured as he followed his girlfriend's command.
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Some people can't grow facial hair, other people simply don't find facial hair of any kind attractive, and certain people wear the pants in the relationship.
Well it is the Queen Bit-
Don't kick people in the shins!
James tried to grow a mustache and not only did said mustache not properly grow in, his girlfriend Sarah vehemently objected and forced him to shave it off. Naturally more than one person was convinced that Sarah wore the pants in the relationship and Xavier ended up kicked in the shins when he sought to declare her once more Queen Bitch of the Universe.
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Don't accuse someone of owning a watch that lets them see mythical creatures.
That's correct there is no such thing as Yo-kai and there is not most certainly not a Yo-kai responsible for stealing socks, the occasional lost pair of underwear, missing toilet paper, or moving someone's property into places they don't remember placing said property.
This is not a suspiciously specific denial.
Nate Adams was accused of being able to interact with mythical creatures known as Yo-kai with his watch and not only did he deny it Fenris went the extra mile by helping him disapprove any rumors to the contrary.
However despite the help the rumors amazingly persisted.
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Someone wearing an ascot doesn't mean that the person in question is gay or bi.
Upon learning that Mr. Fumet and his girlfriend had broken up Danny asked Jeremiah when his uncle was ready to come out of his closet. Upon a confused Jeremiah further pressing for answers Danny revealed his belief that his uncle was either secretly gay or bi because he wears an ascot.
Suffice to say plenty of people were floored.
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We are not working on making a zombie virus because for one we are not insane and two zombies are completely uncontrollable.
Jeremy, Herb, and Emily were seen working on a project and strange rumors came about. However the three decided to have some fun and thus the rumors didn't die their natural death.
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Mr. Chardin will never turn someone into a living puppet.
When you accidentally inhale paint fumes go to Yolanda immediately!
Upon hearing the most bizarre rumor about himself Mr. Chardin can only reach one conclusion about their creation and decided to take immediate action.
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The Sassi Fanboys are to stop staring immediately!
But it's so hot!
Don't awaken the demon within!
Sam's and Sissi's fanboys couldn't help but stare, the girls had enough, and only Milly and Tamiya decided to warn said boys before it was too late.
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UFO sightings are not a bizarre galactic game of tag.
Yes, UFO sightings are an intergalactic game of tag in which universal peace is obtained by screwing with those who have yet to reach the stars.
Pierre is very firm on the manner, Tristan and Lola have been swayed, and Emilio is vehemently against it.
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When an animal attacks someone they lose all rights to call themselves the animal whisperer.
October 17th didn't happen.
Matthew grumbles.
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Prince Albert is not in the can.
The refrigerator is not running.
The buses are not mysteriously driving by themselves.
The toilets are not haunted.
There shall be no prank calls.
Mr. Fumet was unimpressed and somewhat suspicious of the students, who were offended that he could ever think they would be so obvious.
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Felix Moon is not a werecat.
Felix could only sigh.
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Don't make fake fart noises, especially if they actually cause a gigantic huge fart to occur.
While Taretha was sickened by it Fenris was mildly impressed by the antics of their classmates.
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The school doesn't have a pet mascot.
Cease the annoying whistling.
The teachers are confused and nearly every single student alternates between wonder on who let something slip and shock that Kiwi still hasn't been uncovered.
The sole exception is Odd, who alternatives between whistling and giving everyone the shifty eye.
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When "kicking a bear in the face" is on your bucket list, I feel that it's safe to say that you have issues.
Manly awesome issues!
Jeremiah revealed that he wished to kick a bear in the face before he died and Lola has now declared that he has issues.
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Making snow angles is perfectly acceptable, but making snow devils is not.
Shirley was not having it and Anton could care less about her objections.
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When receiving detention you are not to scream that Satan has put you on Santa's naughty lists.
Hertz is not Satan or any sort of demons that feasts on the tears of the young and innocent as she seeks to devour their souls.
Upon receiving a detention from Hertz Nate Dunbar dramatically screamed that Satan put him on Santa's naughty lists. Naturally Nate was issued another detention and rumors spread from there and it was thus a laughing Mr. Klotz who wrote the rule.
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Snowmen don't need certain additions.
Mrs. Meyers wasn't amused to find snowmen with carrots clearly serving as their penis.
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Ulrich Stern is not the King of Winter.
Ciel Baxter is not the Prince of Winter.
The Kadic Soccer Team is not the Winter Royal Guard.
The inner patient within Emily was snapping away at the antics of the soccer club and most were watching with a sense of fascination.
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Never ask anyone if they're going to make a Christmas baby!
Both Jim and Adele are completely and utterly stunned and Sam just can't help herself.
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Don't write fanfiction about your fellow classmates.
It was discovered that Naomi wrote fanfiction about her classmates and many of said classmates found it weird beyond measure.
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There is no such thing as the snow police and no one can regulate how much time someone plays with the snow.
Kelly and Sophie were bored and Alexandre questions their sanity.
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Students cannot sue teachers on traumatization grounds when nothing traumatizing actually occurred.
Bastien caught Rosa and Mr. Klotz making out and maintains that he should sue on the grounds that they've traumatized and scarred him for life.
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Don't bury someone in snow!
Always look were you are going, especially when running.
Issuing detentions during the holidays doesn't make the detention giver the Grinch.
Detentions are always given for official reasons and there is never an unofficial reason.
Claire and Magali thought it would be funny to bury Odd in snow and subsequently fled before he could get his wits about him. However en route to the sanctuary of the dorms they crashed into Yolanda who officially gave the girls detention for running in the halls.
In truth most people suspect that Yolanda unofficially gave the girls detention for nearly causing to step on her phone after they made her accidentally drop it.