You are not Starlord and nor can you protect anyone from the sky.
Odd laughs, Sissi glares darkly, and Ulrich smiles.
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Wearing a hat of mistletoe doesn't mean all the girls have to kiss you.
Takuya maintains that you can't blame a guy for trying.
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Snow forts are not to be made inside of buildings.
Jim's not sure whether to be annoyed at the snow fort melting inside the Rec Room or be impressed that it was created without the adults noticing.
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Don't slap someone for doing the Santa Clause greeting.
The Santa greeting is Ho Ho Ho, thus if you leave a Ho out you're going to get slapped.
Don't be passive aggressive about things.
Theo accidentally left out a Ho when greeting Emily and Heidi and while Heidi smacked him in the back of the head, Emily slapped him. This in turn caused Theo to accuse her of being passive aggressive about his accidental drunken antics, which didn't help matters as she just glared him until he walked away.
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Stop spreading Krampus!
Don't blame someone for another's actions!
When someone has a history of scarring people with stories, they naturally will be the first or only suspect.
Certain students became disturbed over Krampus, Ulrich was offended at the blame was tossed his way, and Odd decided to add his own input which further annoyed Ulrich.
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Stick fights are fine and dandy as long as long as they don't get tossed.
People who use the word dandy are not old fashioned.
Jeremy got hit with a flying stick and when he sought the source he saw the back of heads as clashing sticks fell to the ground. He quickly connected the dots and did the only thing he could think to do to prevent the situation from occurring once more.
He was later annoyed at the insistence of him being old fashioned because he used the word dandy.
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Christmas lights are not lassos.
Taretha blushes and has accepted the odd looks tossed her way with grace.
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Cease referring him to the drunken kick master.
Mr. Fumet will only accept being called Mr. Fumet and Professor Fumet. Cease calling him Mr. Wounded Panda.
While Jeremiah found himself blushing at being called the drunken kick master, his uncle was unamused and took to glaring at those who uttered the title. However this caused the students to declare that he looked like a wounded panda and a nickname was born. Upon noticing that he disliked said nickname a great deal Hertz decided to help him out.
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A crowd had gathered in front of the gym which drew attention, especially when Alexandre carrying two sticks, walked over, and declared, "Okay, one, two, three, begin," and then to surprise of all watching the crowd began to sing.
"On the First day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A principal who snipes me,
On the Second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two Ashford Butts,
And a principal who snipes me,
On the Third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Three bungee jumpers,
Two Ashford Butts,
And a principal who snipes me,
On the Fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Four insane animal namers,
Three bungee jumpers,
Two Ashford Butts,
And a principal who snipes me,
On the Fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Five people too sexy for detention,
Four insane animal namers,
Three bungee jumpers,
Two Ashford Butts,
And a principal who snipes me,
On the Sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Six naked snowmen,
Five people too sexy for detention,
Four insane animal namers,
Three bungee jumpers,
Two Ashford Butts,
And a principal who snipes me,
On the Seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Seven hardcore Sassi fanboys,
Six naked snowmen,
Five people too sexy for detention,
Four insane animal namers,
Three bungee jumpers,
Two Ashford Butts,
And a principal who snipes me,
On the Eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eight disturbing fangirls,
Seven hardcore Sassi fanboys,
Six naked snowmen,
Five people too sexy for detention,
Four insane animal namers,
Three bungee jumpers,
Two Ashford Butts,
And a principal who snipes me,
On the Ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Nine royal winter guards,
Eight disturbing fangirls,
Seven hardcore Sassi fanboys,
Six naked snowmen,
Five people too sexy for detention,
Four insane animal namers,
Three bungee jumpers,
Two Ashford Butts,
And a principal who snipes me,
On the Tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Ten angry ex-girlfriends,
Nine royal winter guards,
Eight disturbing fangirls,
Seven hardcore Sassi fanboys,
Six naked snowmen,
Five people too sexy for detention,
Four insane animal namers,
Three bungee jumpers,
Two Ashford Butts,
And a principal who snipes me,
On the Eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eleven Handsome soccer players,
Ten angry ex-girlfriends,
Nine royal winter guards,
Eight disturbing fangirls,
Seven hardcore Sassi fanboys,
Six naked snowmen,
Five people too sexy for detention,
Four insane animal namers,
Three bungee jumpers,
Two Ashford Butts,
And a principal who snipes me,
On the Twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve drunk punch drinkers,
Eleven Handsome soccer players,
Ten angry ex-girlfriends,
Nine royal winter guards,
Eight disturbing fangirls,
Seven hardcore Sassi fanboys,
Six naked snowmen,
Five people too sexy for detention,
Four insane animal namers,
Three bungee jumpers,
Two Ashford Butts,
And a principal who snipes me."
Alexandre then dropped the sticks as he turned around and he and the singers bowed to the applause from the majority of the students As they rose they all declared a "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year" before separating.
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Don't reference that Christmas party, let alone in a song.
Having out there animal names doesn't make us insane.
Being the inspiration for a rule doesn't mean that the rule is about the person who inspired it.
Despite the common misconception the song was created as a group effort and not a single member of the soccer team was involved.
While others vastly enjoyed the performance, some were hostile to the song, and others only protested at different sections of said song. Case in point Ulrich, Tristan, Mohammed, and Ciel objected being referred to as insane animal namers.
Though Sam was gleeful at this confirmation of having hardcore fanboys, Sissi was torn on the idea and Odd was caught off guard when Alexandre stated that he was the inspiration for number of angry ex-girlfriends. At the same time rumors cropped up that the Kadic soccer team was involved in the creation of the song based on the two references for them. Despite Alexandre pointing out it was a group effort that did not include any of the soccer team members the rumor still persists.
Furthermore Principal Delmas is seen chuckling as he finds it amusing that his snipping of students in Call of Duty has been immortalized in song and debate ranges on exactly who these five people too sexy to receive detention are among the students.
Author's Note: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all.