"Hello peoples, my winter break was amazing. So how was….What the hell is that on your hand?" Matthew exclaimed towards Ulrich as he snuck upon the gang. "An engagement ring," Ulrich replied with a smile and he continued after he noticed Matthew's gob smacked looked. "Me and Yumi, Yumi and I," he amended after a cough from Jeremy, "had a long talk about what we wanted and we got the rings together." A bliss smile spread across his face, "We're getting married soon after I graduate."
"Holy shit," Thomas murmured as he caught the end, Matthew wordlessly nodding his head. "And you're parents are completely fine with this?" Thomas asked and was unprepared for Aelita and Odd to start giggling, while Jeremy snorted. "Well, that was the tricky part…. Our moms were a bit hysterical, I guess…."
"Dad was torn between trusting Yumi's judgment and being pissed that Ulrich was taking away his baby girl." Hiroki, who had wandered over unnoticed by the others, declared with a bright smile. "Though your dad made it worse," he added.
Ulrich winced as he recalled his father's loud demands if he got Yumi pregnant and the subsequent reactions that it caused. The fact his father was adamant that the pair were having sex in the first place was embarrassing, the fact that neither of them denied it made it more damning, and both of their mothers were seconds away from demanding Yumi take a pregnancy test before the pair were able to convince them that Yumi was not pregnant.
"Anyways, our parents did come around to it and are supportive," Ulrich finished with a smirk, which was true albeit it took some convincing and a little bit of blackmail.
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Ulrich Stern is officially more of a man than Principal Delmas, Mr. Klotz, and Jim Morales combined.
There are many things can show off someone's manliest and being engaged before another man is not it! Especially when they get engaged on a whim!
There is a difference between doing things on a whim and doing things after careful consideration.
The conversation between the gang, Hiroki, Thomas and Matthew was overheard and reactions to the news that Ulrich and Yumi were engaged were varied from people thinking that they pair was too young, were doing it on a love infested whim, and more than one person declared Ulrich had bigger balls than the men who had yet to propose to their lovely ladies.
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Fidget spinner are not ninja stars and thus do not throw them as such.
No one at school is allowed to bring ninja stars to school.
Teachers can have a disturbingly lack of faith in their students.
Hertz was unimpressed to be accidentally hit by a fidget spinner and further annoyed when the culprit(s) got away before she could identify the owner or owners.
Meanwhile Mr. Fumet felt the need to stress that ninja stars were not allowed at school, which more than one person pointed out just spoke of his lack of faith in his students.
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Regardless of any circumstances teachers will be referred by their names. As such cease calling Mrs. Meyer Mrs. Farts, Lady Fartzilla, or any other variation of the theme.
While teaching class Mrs. Meyer let out a surprise fart during the middle of class and the sixth graders naturally reacted and choose to run with it, in a fashion she didn't approve of.
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Midget tossing is not and will never be a sport!
….But just think of the potential hilarity.
No, just no midget tossing.
Despite popular opinion it wasn't Thomas who objected to the idea of a midget tossing sport, on the account that he was too busy laughing. It was actually Jean-Baptiste who took objections to it for his own reasons.
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Ulrich Stern being engaged doesn't mean you are too emotionally distressed to do your homework.
At least some of the girls are genuine fangirls but a few make people wonder if they are faking fangirlism to cover their homework not being done.
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None of you are underwear ninjas, so take the underwear off of your heads and cease your actions.
It quickly became obvious that Mrs. Meyers was not dealing well with the antics of the group of sixth and seventh graders when the rule was established.
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Just because you're mad at your mother doesn't mean you should run around campus to jump on every crack you see.
There are exceptions to every rule and such actions of mine were not an overreaction, regardless of what anyone thinks.
After an argument with her mother Sam decided the best thing to do was to run around the school and jump unto every crack she could find. Upon seeing this Sissi was quick to point out that it was a bit of overreaction and Sam maintains that it was justified and not an overreaction.
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Sugarless cookies are blasphemy given food form.
Just because you don't like a certain food doesn't make impossible or wrong for anybody else to like it.
Felix discovered that sugarless cookies actually existed and was quick to condemn them as unnatural and was horrified to discover that Rhonda actually ate and liked them. Rhonda in turn was annoyed at his insistence that sugarless cookies were blasphemous.
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Jeremy was eating lunch with his friends when Milly come up behind and tapped him on the shoulder and before he could even turn behind him she said, in the most serious voice she could, "Make men pregnant." In response Jeremy choked on his food, Odd sputtered his food out of his mouth, Ulrich spat his drink out and hit Aelita, who was in process of helping Jeremy, thus became drenched.
Completely ignoring the reactions she caused Milly continued, "You need to make it so men can get pregnant." People who were drawn to the gang's reactions thus responded to this and behind Milly's back Tamiya face palmed. "What?" Jeremy, along with many others, managed to choke out and to a lesser extent there were plenty of mixed in "Why?" from others, and just pure silence from the rest who stared at Milly for an explanation to her request.
"Listen to me," Milly continued unaware and uncaring of the reactions around her. "During winter break I got caught in an elevator with a pregnant woman when the elevator got stuck. I had to watch and help her and her husband deliver their baby. I saw things, heard her screams of agony, and I'm not doing with that in the future." She took a deep breath and with the most forceful tone that she could image declared, "Thus mister genius you will make it so men can get pregnant."
The silence that followed was deafening before some began laughing in disbelief, only to receive Milly's death glare for doing so. However her glare was anything but fierce and the awkward laughter filled disbelief resonated, while others were frozen in shock.
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Jeremy and the other genius people at Kadic must rally together and ensure that men can get pregnant!
Regardless of your experience in witnessing childbirth, let the record state that men cannot get pregnant. Furthermore there will be no attempts to promote male pregnancy because again it's impossible and no one shall encourage any attempts by Milly to entice geniuses to develop a way for male pregnancy.
We are not Sea Horses!
Over the winter break Milly held the dubious honor of becoming trapped in an elevator and witnessed the miracle of childbirth, against her will. Suffice the experience left her in a certain frame and of mind and she decided that men should be the ones to get pregnant, instead of females. Thus she sought to convince Jeremy to find a way to ensure her goal came to pass.
Not only did Jeremy not even respond due to being stunned and not wanting to deal with it, the male student body reacted. Alexandre was rather logically about, which was demonstrated upon his contribution to the rule sheet. However other people choose to be blunt, short, and to the point.
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Marvel is better than DC.
DC is better than Marvel.
MARVEL!
DC!
We've been over this don't fight on the rule sheet.
Marvel and DC battle lines were draw and arguing naturally commenced on the rule sheet to the exasperation of Shirley.
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If I was a woman I would play with my boobs all day.
Don't write random desires or wishes like this on the rule sheet!
Someone anonymous wrote a bizarre wish, the CPT took offense, and blame is tossed Milly's way.
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It's rude to kill somebody when their dancing.
When playing of Call of Duty always focus on the battle and don't let your enjoyment of a kill blind you.
Theo killed Principal Delmas in Call of Duty and was so excited that he had his character dance. However he was too lost in his excitement and thus was surprised when he was killed by Emily.
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The phrases "I bet mine's bigger" and "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours" are not to be used ever, regardless of whatever context you try and justify it with.
Disagreeing with a group doesn't make someone a prude.
Adele, Odd, and a few others won't stop giggling and Aelita is so done with their shit.
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No one at Kadic is without nipples, so cease calling other nippleless, no nipple, or she/he who wishes to have nipples.
Shirley doesn't want to know and Takuya won't stop giggling.
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Cease calling everyone who you annoys turd blossom.
Principal Delmas likes Guardians of the Galaxy as much as the next guy but he was getting rather tired of hearing turd blossom all the time.
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When you are sick the proper response is to go to Yolanda, not declare that your roommate has to take care of her because you are too weak.
A sick Fenris declared Ciel his butler that had to care for him as he was sick and they friends. Though rather amused at his antics Ciel simply laughed and marched him to Yolanda.
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Nickelback is forbidden from being played in the Rec Room.
Nickelback can be played in the Rec Room whenever.
You either like Nickelback or you're wrong.
Bastien wasn't a fan of Nickelback and tried to get it banned from being played only to be foiled by Nickelback fans such as Matthew, Odd, and Sam.
Author's Note: A quick thanks to Raxius who gave me inspiration with his suggestions of using Marvel vs. DC movies and banning Nickelback from the Rec Room.