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Bella Swan/are you ready for this?
Hours after a huffing and puffing Esme leaves, followed not so closely by a still chuckling Carlisle, Edward and I are preparing for a night of debauchery.
My BFF is tying the knot tomorrow, but before that, we're taking him out for one last hurrah.
"I can't believe Rosalie agreed to let you wear a tuxedo." Edward laughs.
"I'm a groomsman, so it makes sense." I pull on my boots and stand up. "Do I look like one of the guys?"
"No, and I'm glad you don't, you weirdo."
I pout.
"But I'm going to be the only girl in the middle of a bachelor party. I want to fit in."
"Rosalie offered to let you tag along with her and the girls."
"Psh. What kind of friend would I be if I didn't give Emmett a proper send off the night before his wedding? Besides, I've done most of the planning."
"You're a loser. We're going to be late."
"Let's go get covered in titties and glitter."
"Jesus. Come on, woman."