"You know I've been thinking of Milly's desire for male pregnancy and I have to wonder how would that even work?" Paul said to his friends. "I mean we don't have the equipment to handle it so would a C-section be needed?" He finished with a thoughtful tone, ignoring the looks tossed his way.
"That or the butt," Odd spoke his tongue laced with mischief. "What is wrong with you?" Ulrich demanded of his best friend and completely ignoring Ulrich Odd continued. "After all it's where it goes and stuff. Besides butt babies," he broke into giggles and then his light eyes up and turned to Matthew and Thomas. "So who would-"
Odd never got to finish his question because both young men were glaring at him, with a tint of a blush on their cheeks, and without a beat they lunged. Odd gave a yelp and as the chase began Ulrich called out. "Run Odd run!"
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There is no such thing as butt babies, cease speaking of them!
Think about before you speak or perform certain actions.
Unable to get Milly's bizarre desire out his head Paul voiced his opinions on it and Odd decided that male pregnancy would led to butt babies. Perhaps that could have been the end of it but he decided to try and voice a question to Matthew and Thomas which resulted Odd having to flee from the couple.
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Unless your name is Death the Kidd you have no right to complain about someone not being perfectly symmetrical.
After noticing how one of Emily's ears was shorter than the other Theo wouldn't stop focusing on it and Emily simply had enough.
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The groundskeeper doesn't need a pet parrot, cat, or any type of animal companion to help him in his work.
Neither does Jim.
Animals are not allowed on school property.
The groundskeeper just shakes his head at kids, Jim rolls his eyes, and nearly every single student still have no idea how the school staff hasn't found out about Kiwi.
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You are not the master of misdirection and as such cease calling yourself the Phantom Sixth Man.
Being bitter about not getting a reference doesn't mean you should ban a nickname.
Nicknames are created by other people, not you.
Xavier's improvement in misdirection during basketball games caused the boy to declare himself the Phantom Sixth Man and Anton maintains that it wasn't bitterness that drove him to create the rule but pure annoyance at the self declared nickname being repeated.
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The sudden howl caused more than one person to stare and migrate to the direction of the boy's shower. Thus when Jeremiah exited the small crowd had the honor of seeing him with bright hot pink hair. He froze in horror and before he could move Rhonda threw glitter on him and declared, "Ulrich said I could do it and he's not done."
Jeremiah whimpered and ran off to Yolanda to see if she had something to restore his hair.
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Don't dye someone's hair without permission.
Vengeance shouldn't be done in stages.
Someone telling that you can do it doesn't mean that you break a rule on the rule sheet.
The defenestration rule was repeatedly broken, even without permission being given.
While Mr. Fumet was quick to act upon his seeing his nephew's new hair color, Jeremiah was stressing that having to endure people seeing him with hot pink hair should make up for informing Ciel the truth about those cultist being furies. However Ulrich wasn't swayed which caused Jeremiah to be further worried about what could come next.
Meanwhile people who were annoyed at Rhonda throwing glitter again were quick to get on her case about it and in turn she was merely pointed out that the rule sheet never really stopped anyone before.
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The proper response to seeing a stuffed bear isn't to destroy it.
While true an exception is allowed if the stuff bear bares any resemblance to Monokuma aka Monobear.
Whoever made the stuffed bear with a likeness to Monobear should step forward.
Leo was quick to destroy a stuffed bear that bore a resemblance to Monobear and Felix who had never heard of Danganronpa thought it was an extreme reaction, while everyone who did know of Danganronpa felt it was vastly appropriate.
Unsurprisingly the maker of the bear never came forward.
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Kadic is not a wizarding school and doesn't need its students sorted into houses.
This isn't Hogwarts or French Hogwarts.
Jim can only laugh softly as he shakes his head.
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To everyone trying to fashion an ahoge stop it or it will be cut off.
You cannot cut another person's hair without permission.
Being jealous of another students' hair style doesn't mean you can damage it.
An ahoge is a style choice, not a hair boner!
Punching people in the face will result in a detention regardless of the reason!
For reasons unknown Johnny couldn't stand Hiroki's attempts to craft an ahoge leading Hiroki to accuse him of being jealous. April who thought ahoge were dumb backed up Johnny and threatened to cut Hiroki's ahoge and Ashley was quick to put out that her twin sister didn't have the right to cut someone's hair without permission.
Seeing this Danny wondered aloud why anyone would want a hair boner and Hiroki snapped.
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Ulrich Stern is the not the Ultimate Soccer Player or Sexy Devil.
Odd Della Robbia is not the Ultimate Casanova.
Thomas Jolivet and Matthew Ducrocq are not the Ultimate Sexy Couple.
Jeremy Belpois is not the Ultimate Nerd.
The fangirls of this school will cease declaring anyone with an ultimate title; this isn't Hope Peak's Academy.
Aelita, Sam, and Emily were annoyed at the fangirls decrees and the fangirls quietly remark to themselves that the three are just annoyed that no boys bestowed an ultimate title upon them.
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2D all the way!
No way 3D, is the best D!
No one wants to know and no ever fesses up.
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Kadic supports proper holidays and no holiday will allow you to be Headmaster for a day.
More than a few students and some of the teachers actually thinks that Headmaster for a day would be a great holiday and Delmas wonders how this is his life.
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No wants to hear "BREAK BREAK BREAK DANCE! HERE WE GOOOOOO,"cease playing it Odd!
If he heard it one more time Jean-Baptiste swore to punch Odd in the face.
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No one needs a theme song.
Sam was in a mood and wouldn't let it go.
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Alan Ashford is the Ultimate Sexy Devil or the Ultimate Warlock.
While Tristan laughed about it, Ciel was slightly annoyed, and Ulrich just knew something was going to come out of this, and everyone else felt that the rule writer was onto something.
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Alan Ashford,
That Wicked Sexy Alan Ashford,
With that sexy Ashford booty,
He's the ultimate of all,
He's the one everyone craves,
From the girls and boys
The exception to all,
That Alan Ashford,
The truest ultimate,
Alan Ashford,
That Wicked Sexy Alan Ashford,
Amazing ultimate Alan Ashford,
Everyone wants Alan Ashford,
Alan Ashford,
Sexy Alan Ashford,
With that sexy booty,
The ultimate devil,
He's so handsome,
He's so dreamy,
Everyone's under his spell,
Alan Ashford,
The Ultimate Warlock,
Bewitching everyone,
With all his sexy charm,
Alan Ashford.
"I knew I was right," Ulrich's voice jolted the singers who bolted from the scene, but Ulrich recognized certain singers all the same. He couldn't help but snort only to pause and murmur, "Why am I feeling déjà vu?"
With a snap of fingers Ulrich declared, "That's right last school year, but they added lines or something."
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Don't ruin the Alan Ashford song!
One don't sing about my cousin being sexy and two you ran off after I called the prior rule leading up to something. So it's less about me stopping you and more you all fleeing at being caught.
Don't sing about either of my cousins'!
When singing about Alan Ashford it is very, very important to have Alan's boyfriend present to judge this song to see if it meets the proper standard.
After catching this new Alan Ashford song Ulrich was prepared to just let it all go but one of the singers couldn't help but comment. In turn Ulrich pointed out that they were the ones who stopped at being caught and that he didn't want them singing about his cousin.
Upon learning about this Ciel decreed that neither of his cousins should have songs about them, Tristan wanted to be involved in order to judge the Alan Ashford song, and everyone was became really curious on what the Alan Ashford song was.
Author's Note: Updated 1/17/2018 Grammar Corrections and slight changes.