No spitballs in class.
When the teacher is hit, it's time to quit.
Fenris thought it would be funny to hit Ciel with a spitball. However at the same moment Ciel dropped his pencil and bent down to get it and thus was spared. Not to be deterred Fenris fired again only to overshoot it with too much force causing the spitball to go over Ciel's head and smacking Mr. Fumet in the back.
Fenris merely accepted the detention in a numb sense of horror and Ciel may or may not be plotting some type of payback.
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Super glue is not meant to be used on people in any way shape or form!
Herb was seen walking towards the nurse's office because his hands ended up super glued together. He refuses to explain and glares at Nicholas, who chuckles.
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The sky doesn't contain invisibly monsters who seek to devour our souls.
Sissi glares darkly at Matthew, who merely grins cheekily in response.
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Don't play with your jacket zipper in class when you are bored.
Kadic is full of perverts.
Boredom struck Theo and he started move his jacket zipper up and down for something to do it. His sense of boredom was shattered by Odd giggling and when he looked over saw a few of his classmates giving him looks ranging from bafflement to what he could only describe as holy fucks of infinity.
It took him fifteen seconds to realize what caused their reactions and he bolted up and declared, "I was bored and playing with my zipper" to the confusion of Mrs. Hertz.
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Animal can't be trained to poop on command.
Sometimes life just gives you one.
During an outside gym class session a flying pigeon ended up pooping on Fenris, horrifying him beyond measure and causing Ciel to burst into laughter. After taking care of himself Fenris expressed his suspicion that Ciel trained the pigeon for that moment, Ciel just smirks in response, and Nate Adams simply believes that life just gives you one here and there.
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Paul suddenly stopped as he heard a jingle, his body shook with horror, and with a whimper he turned his head back at the source, as if in a hypnotized horror. Two pair of eyes met one another and then Paul attempted to punch Bastien in the face. However the other jumped back and with Toreador March still playing from his phone, a now laughing Bastien, sought to turn around and run only to be tackled to the ground.
"Asshole," Paul declared as he gave a noogie to the other, who actually squawked and protested the manglement to his hair. The pair then began rough housing as Bastien sought freedom and Paul continued his vengeance until a teacher came by and broke them up.
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NEVER EVER PLAY THAT SONG AGAIN!
Don't mess with someone's hair!
Playing Toreador March is forbidden.
Never accept a job that keeps needing replacements.
Always recognize a red flag when a job offer mentions that the company will not be held responsible for injury, especially if dismemberment is included.
As a matter of fact if dismemberment is a possible risk, stay the hell away from that job.
If you still take the job in a fit of madness then remember to bring a weapon to protect yourself with.
Furthermore ensure you have a way to block one of the doors into the office to ensure you only need worry about one access point.
As a matter of fact just bring a portable power generator with you, as it will save your life.
Bastien decided to prank Paul with Toreador March after learning that Paul couldn't beat Five Nights at Freddy's due to dying at Freddy's hands. Paul was quick to take vengeance and Bastien's hair suffered as a result.
After learning of the tussle Rosa was quick to ban Toreador March from being played, surprising more than a few people, and the once word spread the students decided to have fun by poking at the game.
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"Matthey," Matthew jerked to stare at Sissi, who was walking by. "What…. Did you just call me Matthey?" He questioned. In response Sissi just tossed him a look over her shoulder as she walked away. "No, no. There will be no calling me Matthey….ever." He tossed in at the few people who witnessed the exchange.
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An acceptable nickname for Matthew is Matt and an unacceptable nickname for Matthew is Matthey.
Matthew made his opinion clear on Sissi's desires to give him the nickname Matthey.
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Do not vandalism school grounds.
Mr. Chardin wasn't sure what annoyed him that the art of the man farting fire was on the building in the first place or how badly it was drawn.
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We are not fictional characters in a story.
Always make sure that Takuya has access to sugar, otherwise he thinks that he's breaking the mystical fourth wall in some manner.
Takuya once again found himself questioning his reality and unlike Brighton, Emilio doesn't have an emergency sugar supply to nip it in the bud.
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Don't try and schedule a meeting for February 30th.
Adele just shrugs with a smile and Nicole Weber refuses to show her own amusement.
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Stink bombs are not to be thrown into any classmate.
Stink bombs are banned from campus.
It's a gagging Tristan who writes the first and a furious Lola who writes the second.
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When declaring a game of seven in minutes in heaven, it's important that the two people in the closet are aware that they are playing seven in minutes in heavens. Ergo do not shove two random people in the closet together because you think they would be cute together.
How about don't play seven minutes in heaven on campus?
Walking close by each other in silence both Xavier and Milly were caught off guard by someone screaming my OTP, grabbing them by the arm, and then shoving into the nearby closet. The pair merely exited the closet and then spent the next fifteen minutes trying to discover exactly who the responsible party was.
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You are not the Lord and Master of the Sky.
You are not the commander of the four winds.
You are not the weather wizard.
Students are not required to give you tribute.
Said tribute doesn't include candy, soda, and money.
The nonexistent tribute doesn't have to be discarded if students call you the God, Sexy Beast, or the Sexist Man at Kadic.
While Odd may be a handful threatening to call animal control on him is rather rude.
Odd just can't help himself and an increasingly hostile looking Sissi threatened to call animal control on him. However Mr. Fumet overheard and proceeded to lecture the both of them for their antics.
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Ulrich Stern is the sexist man at Kadic.
In response to Odd's willingness to be declared the sexiest man at Kadic, one of Ulrich's fangirls felt the need to set the record straight.
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Starcraft is not Warcraft in space.
Warcraft is not Starcraft in a medieval setting.
James was offended at the ignorance.
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Don't stick your tongue out at people.
The Nate's had a spat and Dunbar decided to stick his tongue out at Adams to emphasize a point and the other objected.
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Male Pregnancy Isn't Going To Happen!
The one, who starts it shouldn't be blamed for it being continued.
Pierre was done with hearing talk of male pregnancy and Milly feels that she shouldn't be blamed for the male pregnancy thing not dying its natural death yet.
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Kadic shall have a swear jar.
Kadic shall not have a swear jar because plenty of people will either ignore it or pay in advance.
Tamiya tried to set up swear jar only for Hiroki to point out that certain people wouldn't pay if enforced and others would pay in advance.
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When losing at chests don't flip over the board.
Jeremy is a sore loser.
I'm not a sore loser, I was shattering blasphemy!
Jeremy and Odd were playing chests and to Aelita's surprise Odd was winning. Upon seeing no chance of victory an outraged Jeremy flipped the board over.
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Don't put barbeque sauce on pizza.
Sherry is disgusted and Jeremiah has no regrets.
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Jean-Baptiste is a man of his word.
Odd decided to play Break, Break, Break Dance Here We GOOOOOO and Jean-Baptiste was quick to act. For the record he maintains that subsequent detention was worth it.