"Odd, wake up," Ulrich hissed as he shook the other man awake. He then drew back when Odd reached to shove him away with one hand, while trying to wrapping himself into a cocoon with the other. "Odd, wake up….Don't ignore me…Odd Della Robbia wake up and get your gay dog off my bed."
"What? Kiwi's not gay," Odd sleepily murmured before bolting up out the cocoon. He stared at Ulrich his eye's demanding explanation. "He won't get off my bed, when I try to get him off he growls at me, stares at me and then your bed." Ulrich hissed in explanation while tossing a look at the dog. In response Kiwi jerked his head towards Odd's bed, causing Odd's eyes to widen in complete surprise.
"Kiwi ships us," Odd murmured in shock before shaking his head and turning to his dog. "Kiwi, get over here. Kiwi," Odd snapped and reluctantly the dog obeyed. With his bed now freed Ulrich was quick to jump in and attempted to fall asleep while in the background Odd explained to Kiwi that neither of them were gay, Ulrich was in fact getting to married to Yumi, and that he shouldn't be shipping them.
Suffice to say by morning both had bags under their eyes, which attracted attention.
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When someone says that they are fine, stop asking.
Ulrich and Odd refuse to explain why they have bags under their eyes. Ulrich is now convinced that Kiwi is gay, Odd now that he is more awake has decided that Kiwi merely wanted Ulrich's bed all to himself, and plenty of wonder if they just couldn't sleep or if there's a story of some sort behind it all.
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February has 28 or 29 days depending on the year, stop trying to set up events, sessions, or anything of the sort for February 30th or 31th.
Teachers are to behave and set an example for the students, not the other way around.
Nicole Weber has put her foot down and Adele, Jim, and Rosa go silent from a look from Principal Delmas.
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"Everyone we need to talk," Theo said with just seriousness that the soccer team turned to him. Seeing that he had their full attention Theo continued, "With the King soon to hitch his Queen, I think we need to have a discussion on Ciel's title." In response Ulrich face palmed and Ciel exclaimed, "What? No there's no need to discuss anything."
"Technically any child Ulrich and Yumi have," Matthew spoke, ignoring the look Ulrich tossed his way, "Would be the Prince or Princess of the North."
"That doesn't explain why Ciel's title would be discussed," Fenris pointed out, as Ciel nodded his head vehemently by his side. "Ciel's isn't Ulrich's son but cousin and prince is more suited for the son." Jean-Baptiste pointed out.
"All Hail Emperor Ulrich Stern!" Tristan declared with a flourish, as he winked to Pierre, who after a moment declared. "Indeed hail to his imperial majesty." After a beat of silence both bowed to Ulrich, who watched in a vague sort of detachment.
"Prince Ciel," Ciel spoke with a pointed look at Theo, "Reporting for duty your majesty." The young boy declared towards cousin as he knelt and before Ulrich could stop it the others were swept within the fervor as only Code Geass fans could.
When Jim arrived it was to the sight of the soccer team declaring their undying allegiance to the Winter Emperor.
"Where the hell have you been," Ulrich snapped at him and a shocked Jim could only say, "Bathroom."
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Ulrich Stern is the Winter Emperor!
Ulrich Stern is the Emperor of Kadic!
All hail his imperial majesty!
All Hail Ulrich!
Jim needs to be on time to soccer meetings.
Questioning if Ulrich's and Yumi's upcoming plans of marriage should led a change in Ciel's title ultimately led to a change in Ulrich's as the soccer team declared him emperor. When asked Ulrich just says that Jim should be actually on time for the soccer team meetings he sets.
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Never make a bet against Hiroki when playing Go against him, unless you want to lose money.
Leo and Hiroki were playing Go, when Leo decided to make more interesting by declaring that the loser had to pay the winner ten dollars and Hiroki accepted. Needless to say the game did not end the way Leo anticipated and thus felt the need to warn others.
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Just because you don't hear someone fart doesn't mean they can't fart. Thus when they do fart it's not like the mythical unicorn.
Sandra's fart was actually heard for once, which surprised her class and caused Ninon to declare it a mythical unicorn.
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At first Xavier ignored the ringing of his phone as he didn't know the number but as it continued to ring the curiosity caught the best of him and answered after it ringed once more. "Assholes," the unknown caller spoke, "I've been calling for fifteen minutes. You said that the pizza would be here in thirty minutes or less and it's been an hour."
Xavier paused as he recognized the voice, "William?" There was silence on the other hand and then "Xavier? You're not Pizza Hut." "No, I'm not…Go to the phone book." It was then Xavier started giggling at the oddness of it before hanging up.
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Always check you have the right number before calling.
Insulting someone when they haven't properly arrived with your food probably won't make them arrive with your food, at all.
Alternately they will arrive with your food but they may or may not have spit in it.
After enduring his phone going off on and off for fifteen minutes curiosity got the better of Xavier and he was surprised to learn that the caller was William, who thought that he was Pizza Hut and had called to complain about the late arrival of his pizza.
He did never learn if William got his pizza but he did feel that trying to insult them for being late wouldn't turn out so well.
Upon learning about it all Mohammed decided to add his own two cents.
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Wear matching socks.
Another's fashion is not of your concern.
Rhonda is not the fashion police.
Kadic doesn't need a fashion police.
Taretha was offended at seeing Fenris wearing two different socks on his feet and Fenris is of the opinion that his fashion style is none of her business. Then Rhonda gave her cents on his fashion which promoted a response from Tamiya.
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Jeremy Belpois is not the reincarnation of Albert Einstein.
Jeremy wasn't sure where the rumor came from but found it more surprising that Herb took issue with it more than he did.
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Tell someone when they have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoes.
Johnny was confused when people started giggling at him after he left the bathroom and it took a while for him to realize what they found so funny.
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You cannot sue the school because the vending machine ate your dollar.
Milly got rather emotional when the vending machine ate her last dollar.
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Lord of the Rings is not a true account of how mankind became the dominant species. Cease moving into the nonfiction section of the library.
Emilio grins in laughter and the librarian is far from amused.
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The line in McDonalds was rather larger than normal but Yolanda didn't mind as it moved at a steady pace. "Okay," the woman in front of her began before the cashier could issue a greeting, "I want a cheeseburger without the cheese." A bit bemused the cashier put in her order as a hamburger only for the woman raise her hand. "That's not my order." She spoke with sheer certainty.
"Ma'am," The cashier attempted to speak only for the woman to repeat herself. "That's not my order, fix it." "Ma'am a cheeseburger without the cheese is a hamburger." Yolanda couldn't see the woman's face but she saw the change in stance. "No there are not. Their burgers are not the same, they are different, and I want my cheeseburger without the cheese." To emphasize her point she then crossed her arms, tossed her hair back, and glared at him.
Yolanda could only stare dumbly as the man behind the counter actually edited the order to write cheeseburger without cheese and then let out a small chuckle when the machine automatically corrected it to hamburger. The look she then received was pure of annoyance before the woman declared, "You did it wrong."
"Ma'am," He started only for the woman to interrupt with "You did it wrong and why are you laughing?" She directed to the drive thru cashier who was giggling. "Ma'am a cheeseburger without the cheese is a hamburger, manually putting it in as a cheeseburger without the cheese makes it a hamburger. However if you want to want a cheeseburger without the cheese we can do that." The manager, who had come out unnoticed, spoke clear trying to just things over with it.
"A cheeseburger and a hamburger are not the same! The meat is different! Fuck you all! I'm going to Wendy's!" With her piece said the woman glared at everyone and stormed out.
There was a beat of silence left in the woman's wake before Yolanda walked forward and placed her order, "Two cheeseburgers, with the cheese, and an order of fries." The drive thru cashier busted out laughing, the cashier chuckled, and the manager had a look on his face as if he couldn't believe what just happened.
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A cheeseburger without cheese is a hamburger; the cheese is the only difference between the two.
Yolanda only shakes her head and mentions that some people are just nuts.
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You cannot shun someone for being a fan of House Lannister.
Fans of House Lannister must always be shunned.
Tania admitted to being a fan of House Lannister and Valerie decided the perfect response to such blasphemy was to briefly shun the other.
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Poodles are not gay.
A floored Anne decided to take action against what she considers someone's bizarre belief that they are to spread through Kadic's halls.
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Naughty Things will not be sung on Valentine's Day.
While Mr. Fumet clearly thought he was nipping something in the bud, Mrs. Hertz is of the belief that even if the students decided not to sing Naughty Things that they will have a back song in place and the student themselves believe Principal Delmas will blame Mr. Fumet for putting in their heads.
Author's Note: Special thanks to HalfwayParanoid for the inspiration about how Ulrich's title could change and to Raxius about the dangers of playing Go against Hiroki.