"Truth," Jeremiah declared with full confidence at his choice and because he knew that Tristan had a devious mind more suited for dares. Tristan paused and then looked at the calendar in his and Pierre's room. "Who do have a crush on?" He chooses to ask inspired by the upcoming holiday.
"Yolanda," Jeremiah after a beat causing Tristan to jerk in surprise, Pierre to nod his head in respect, and James to snort. "We all know Yolanda is hot," Pierre began, "But James can't acknowledge it because Sarah might whip him," Tristan finished with a grin.
"It's hot," James interjected his voice filled with excitement. "I mean, Sarah doesn't have a whip, and it's not hot…so very, very ho…. I mean I no… just no to….She isn't my dark mistress!" He suddenly declared from the intensity of the way he perceived his friends' stares of shock, horror, and surprise.
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What happens in Truth or Dare stays in Truth or Dare.
James won't answer and Tristan, Pierre, and Jeremiah walk around in a haze and can't look Sarah in the eyes.
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Don't poop in the urinal.
Jeremy was rather disturbed to notice that a turd sitting in the urinal.
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Odd Della Robbia cannot have a harem.
Don't accuse people of saying that they want a harem, especially when they didn't and don't even want a harem.
Don't speak of harems ever again1
Odd was offended that someone actually thought he wanted a harem, plenty of people took his side, and Aelita finds harem too weird and wishes for them to not be discussed ever again.
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Don't ask how to keep a stupid person waiting and then walk away.
No matter the justification tackling someone indoors is never the answer.
Sherry decided to have some fun and Lola didn't appreciate the insinuation at all.
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The pole determining who Ciel Baxter will be gay with shall cease at once!
Just because older cousins had boyfriends at one point, doesn't mean younger ones will!
Ciel is flabbergasted and blames his older cousins, Fenris is floored about his high placement in said pole, and Nate Adams doesn't know how to do feel about being in the lead of it.
Ulrich is torn between comforting Ciel and really wanting to just ignore it all.
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You are not the Dragonborn, cease telling people that you are.
This isn't Skyrim.
Nate Dunbar smirks and maintains that he had a good time.
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Being banned from a store is not something to be in awe of!
Woman love them bad boys.
The awe in which the students, in particular the soccer team, hold Mr. Klotz in after learning about his life-long ban from the local bookstore greatly worried Principal Delmas and Jim, and the fact that he has such a ban turns Rosa on.
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Don't jump in rain puddles when a teacher is nearby.
Mr. Chardin didn't appreciate getting drenched when the students jumped into the puddle created by the recent rain.
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Becoming a Harem King is not an opportunity goal to reach towards.
No one is sure if Brighton is being serious or if the accusations against Odd inspired this bizarre declaration. Odd in turn is now suspecting him of writing the prior rule as a set up to the joke.
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The incident with the skunk will not be mentioned ever.
Sam is adamant that her getting sprayed by the skunk that snuck onto campus should not be mentioned ever and the other students make no promises.
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Be a graceful gloater when you are discovered to be correct.
The exact nature of Theo's and Emily's relationship was rather up in the air with neither one admitting to dating but leaving enough clues for observers to assume. However when they were caught on a double with Matthew and Thomas, Bastien took to declaring that he was right for too often to be considered graceful.
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Oh Kadic,
Oh the couples,
It's Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day,
That day of love,
Oh Kadic.
On this day,
This day of love,
Couples get together.
Oh it's true,
Couples get together,
For Naughty Stuff.
Naughty Stuff,
Naughty Stuff,
Naughty Stuff.
Oh Kadic,
Oh the couples,
It's Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day,
That day of love,
Oh Kadic.
On this day,
This day of love,
Couples get together.
Oh it's true,
The girls and boys,
The men and woman,
Get together with their partners,
For Naughty Stuff.
Naughty Stuff,
Naughty Stu-
Oh Screw it,
Naughty Things,
Naughty Things,
Naughty Things.
Oh it's true,
All the girls and boys,
The men and women,
Who have somebody,
Get with their partner,
For Naughty Things.
Oh Kadic,
Oh the couples,
It's Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day,
That day of love,
Oh Kadic,
Oh Kadic,
Couples connect,
On this day of love,
It's true,
It's the fact that,
That can't be denied,
No matter how hard you try.
Naughty Things,
Naughty Things,
Naughty Things.
Oh Mr. Fumet we tried,
But we can't stop our themselves,
Because on this day of love,
All the couples get together for,
Naughty Things.
Naughty Things,
Naughty Things,
Naughty Things.
Oh it's true,
You can't deny.
All the girls and boys,
The men and women,
Get with their partners.
For Naughty Things,
On Valentine's Day.
On this day love,
Couples get together,
For Naughty Things.
Oh it's true,
You know it's true.
Naughty Things,
Naughty Things,
Naughty Things,
Oh it's true,
You can't deny.
All the girls and boys,
The men and women,
Get with their partners.
For Naughty Things,
On Valentine's Day.
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When telling the students not to do something, remember that the students can take inspiration from it.
Naughty Things is better than Naughty Stuff.
Principal Delmas blames Mr. Fumet, Mrs. Hertz actually gives them props for at least attempting to not use Naughty Things, and the consensus from the students and staff is that Naughty Things sounds better than Naughty Stuff.
Author's Note: Happy Valentine's Day all.
