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Bella Swan/no freaking way
Edward and I sneak off to decorate Emmett's Hummer before the McCarty's leave for their honeymoon, and he's acting off.
"Drink too much, babe?" I ask and step back.
I drew a dick on the back window.
Are we even surprised?
"No. Why?"
"You're just quiet. Are you not having fun?"
He ties some beer cans to the bumper and stands up.
The world should bow down to Edward Cullen wearing a tuxedo.
I know I want to.
"I'm good. Just nervous about how you're going to react."
I'm confused.
"React to what?"
"Yeah. I already cleared it with the newlyweds, and they're okay with sharing their thunder."
"Thunder?"
Edward reaches into his pocket and gets down on one knee.
No fucking way!
"No fucking way." I take a step back.
He nods and opens the box in his hand.
"Marry me, Bella."
I gasp.