The song that never ends is glorious.
No the song that never ends is not glorious, it's annoying.
Herb glares at Nate Dunbar who cheekily grins at him.
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The Mirror is banned from Kadic.
Nicole Weber was disgusted at the gossip rag.
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Bribing will not get someone to name any future children after you.
Ulrich is getting rather annoyed and Odd maintains that Odd would be a great middle name for any of his and Yumi's future children.
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Do not leave chocolate stains anywhere.
Brighton is semi-apologetic and Tamiya regrets being put in a group project with him.
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Don't kink shame.
THINK BEFORE YOU WRITE ON THE RULE SHEET!
James's is in the dog house with a rather vexed Sarah, Anton has no shame in jinx shaming the both of them in private, both wonder which of the three spilled to Anton, and everyone has their own theories on who the rule writer is.
Meanwhile the CPT and the staff is horrified that kinks were mentioned on the rule sheet which caused one of them, no is sure who, to cover it with a sharpie. However the damage was done and the more innocent students are rather curious on what a kink is.
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Regardless of who it is, when someone gets a girlfriend be supportive and not dramatic.
Nicholas and Heidi revealed that they were dating and certain classmates took this news with less than grace.
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No jazz hands competitions, especially if you can't do them right.
Do not doubt or question the jazz hand master.
Thiery, Tania, and Sorya decided to have a jazz hand's competition and Alexandre objected to it on the grounds that their jazz hands sucked. Naturally the three protested and subsequently became schooled by Alexandre's superior skills.
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Don't call someone a buttnuck.
Then don't be a buttnuck.
The words buttnuck and buttkanuck are banned from campus.
Banning words is just a buttnuck thing to do.
Danny and Leo got in a spat and the later accused the former of being a buttnuck. From there it spread and Hertz took a disliking to buttnuck and Brighton made it buttkanuck for his own amusement, leading to Hertz banning both words.
However the rest of the students took to the words with a gusto that surprised the staff.
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Don't wear fake mustaches, especially if you look horrible in them.
Rhonda was offended with how Felix looked and Felix pouts at being told he can't pull off a mustache.
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Odd Della Robbia is not a warlock, doesn't have magic abilities, or any other supernatural abilities. It's just his metabolism.
After noticing that he had gained weight Julien became rather vexed that Odd could eat so much and yet remain skinny.
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Events must be approved of beforehand.
Pajama day was a success and shall now be a Kadic Holiday.
Every single student went to class with their pajamas on confusing the teachers beyond measure. While Nicole felt the need to state the obvious, Jim was rather impressed that the students were able to set this up with the staff none the wiser.
A few of the students decided that pajama had to be a thing and took to the rule sheet to help its continuation.
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"Ms. Fiquet, as you don't have a note, do you have an explanation for being late to class?" Mrs. Meyers asked Taretha as she entered the classroom fifteen minutes after had begun. "Aliens," Taretha blurted out in panic, "I was abducted by aliens and the unicorns had to save me. Then we had to run from the evil taco monsters that wanted to eat us, but the aliens were after us. However the taco monsters and aliens crashed into each other and the unicorns safely returned me to school before leaving for their hidden mythical homeland. "
There was a moment pause before her classmates laughed and unimpressed Mrs. Meyers gave her a detention.
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Make better or more believable lies when late for class.
Don't lie and don't be late for class.
Stop making anal probing jokes!
After arriving late to class for over sleeping Taretha told everyone a bizarre lie. Though the class found it hilarious, Mrs. Meyers did not and gave her detention.
Much to her chagrin Taretha had to deal anal probing jokes due to not giving a specific reason for why aliens would abduct her.
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Don't spray silly string all over someone.
Don't write on someone.
Proof is needed before someone gets punished.
Ulrich Stern is a fan of the proxy system.
Jeremiah was seen covered in silly string and the words innocence breaker, suicidal idiot, and wolf bait on him. Mr. Fumet was quick to take action and after noticing how a sense of tension had left his nephew he realized Ulrich's vengeance was complete.
However when he attempted to give Ulrich detention he was stonewalled by Jeremy pointing out that he needed proof, Aelita pointed out exactly where Ulrich was throughout the day, and Odd just looked at Ulrich his eyes full of mischief.
Mr. Fumet is still convinced that Ulrich did it but is now convinced that he used proxies.
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Don't narrate what you do.
Nate Adams thought it would be funny to narrate everything he did and Fenris was just rather disturbed to hear someone taking a shit being narrated.
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Don't moo at people.
Don't quack at people.
Don't meow at people.
Adele was really confused at their antics of certain students.
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Saying, telling, chanting, etc… "Draenor is Free" will not get you out of detention.
"Draenor is Free" is not a magical phrase of instant forgiveness.
Faced with detention Alexandre randomly blurted out "Draenor is Free" which didn't do anything but cause Mrs. Hertz to raise an eyebrow in confusion, Matthew to face palm, and Thomas to burst out laughing.
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You are not Yhwach so cease calling yourself the Almighty.
As a fan of the villain Yhwach from the Manga Bleach, Anton took to declaring himself the Almighty much to the annoyance of his friends.
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Always be aware of your surroundings.
It's natural, stop freaking out about it!
With their attention on their phones neither April or Leo were paying attention to their surroundings and thus collided into one another. Thus the pair dissolved into a tangle of limbs and as they both attempted to struggle to get up at the same time Leo suddenly stopped. That would have been the perfect time for April to get up, however she froze as she felt the reason Leo stopped.
Twin pair of eyes looked at one another one in embarrassment and the other in horror before April screamed and ran off him.
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Don't set Naughty Things (any version) as your ringtone.
Don't dis Naughty Things.
Mr. Klotz is the coolest faculty member ever!
In the middle of a conversation between Mrs. Hertz and Mr. Klotz, the later received a call and thus a stunned Mrs. Hertz learned Naughty Things was his ringtone. In response to this knowledge Mrs. Meyers sought to ban Naughty Things as a ringtone and Mr. Klotz was declared the coolest member of the faculty, to his immense amusement.
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There will be no coup d'etat against the principle.
A student cannot be principle of a school.
Don't prematurely accuse people, it's rude.
Doesn't binge drink coffee, just don't…..
Don't pretend as if you didn't do anything when in a better frame of mind.
Own up to your actions and own it.
A rather crazed looking Principle Delmas felt the need to stress that there would no coups against the principle. The fact that he felt the need to stress that a student can't be principle has convinced the majority of those on campus that the focus of the rule is on the soccer team and a belief they may seek to overthrow Delmas's rule and began the reign of his Imperial Majesty Ulrich Stern.
When asked Sissi ranges from ignoring the questioner, to face palming, glaring at them, or hiding her face from sheer embarrassment as she mutters about her father binge drinking coffee.
For his part Principle Delmas has taking to ignoring the whole thing, which has caused certain vexed soccer team members to call him out on it.
Author's Note: The Mirror is a fictionally gossip magazine for the purpose of this story and was inspired by HalfwayParanoid's idea of reading material being banned