You cannot sue someone for intentionally farting on you.
There is s difference between what is intentional and coincidental.
No one can fart on command.
Thinking it would be funny Hiroki jumped on Johnny's back and as Johnny tried to balance himself he farted on his friend. A stunned Hiroki gave a yelp and jerked off his back, Johnny was embarrassed and oddly satisfied, and Danny wants Hiroki to sue Johnny for intentionally farting on him for shits and giggles.
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We get you are here, so shut up about it!
Takuya just laughs at how annoyed people are and his refusal to answer if it's a My Hero Academia reference or annoys people further.
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Food fights in the cafeteria are not to become a Kadic holiday ever.
A food fight broke in the cafeteria and Rosa is firm in the belief that food fights should never be an unofficial holiday.
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Ash should be Misty.
No Ash should be May.
Ash and Gary till the end of times.
Ash and Dawn belong together.
Ash and Serena truly belong together, argument ended.
Cease having a shipping war on the rule sheet!
Another Pokemon vs. Digimon debate emerged only to become side tracked when a debate emerged over who Ash Ketchum should be with dissolved things into a shipping war among members of the Pokemon side.
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The Adventure crew grew up, but Ash Ketchum will forever be ten.
Ash Ketchum may be ten but at least his best friend didn't steal his girlfriend.
Certain Digimon fans couldn't resist the dig and in response Pokemon fans made a dig of their own.
The Digimon fan base couldn't offer a comeback on the grounds of discussing how strange it was for Tai x Sora to became Matt x Sora.
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Cease ominously declaring that I, your principle, must beware the royal coup.
Delmas's continued insistence on ignoring his actions had led a new avenue for his students to have fun.
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Don't call anyone bifactional.
Cease calling those who play both sides of World of Warcraft a traitor.
Learning that Alexandre had a Horde and Alliance character caused Matthew to declare him bifactional. Alexandre objected to it, less mature Horde and Alliance players have declared Alexandre has committed treason by playing the other side, and Thomas just finds it hilarious.
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It is illegal for any girl to wear pants; therefore all girls must wear miniskirts!
Girls can wear pants, ignore the above the rule.
Technically it is illegal for girls to wear pants since the antiquated law is still on the legislative books however it is not enforced.
While looking up funny French laws Brighton discovered that unless a woman was holding the reigns of a horse or riding a bike she was not allowed to wear pants. He was thus quick to action on the rule sheet only to have Sherry dismiss him completely.
However Mr. Fumet decided to turn the event into a learning experience and reveal that the legislative books do have a rather outdated law against girls wearing pants.
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Taretha was reading her book and enjoyed the breeze when she heard Fenris exclaim "Holy shit," and started gagging. "You guys have to come over here," Fenris called out towards his friends and to Taretha's surprise the other boys moved toward him and began gagging at the smell as well.
As they ran by Taretha called "Why would you go over there after hearing Fenris gag?" "Courtesy sniff," Ciel, Nate Adams, and Nate Dunbar exclaimed as one, "You see," Ciel continued, "Fenris must now come to whatever horrible smell we find because we went to his." He finished with a nod before darting after his friends.
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The courtesy sniff is a real thing.
Boys are gross.
Taretha learned of the courtesy sniff when Fenris found a discovered a disgusting smell and subsequently started gagging. The fact that his friends came to investigate it despite hearing him gagging surprised her and other girls use this to justify their belief boys are gross.
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All French citizens must have a haystack, in case the king passes by with his horse.
France no longer has a king so that old law doesn't apply.
We have a King of the North; we have a Winter Emperor., everyone French citizen needs a haystack in case His Imperial Majesty Ulrich Stern wants to feed his horse.
I, Ulrich Stern, do not have nor ever intend to own a horse. Therefore this rule/law can be discarded.
Inspired by Brighton Takuya looked up some old laws and wrote one on the rule sheet. When the obvious was pointed Takuya countered that Ulrich Stern was the King of North and the Winter Emperor.
Learning of this and seeking to not have people bug him over horse names Ulrich created his first royal decree, as people insistently call it.
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Don't play the same song over and over again.
Sandra was seriously getting annoyed after hearing the same song over and over.
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Not wanting a detention doesn't cancel the detention you receive.
Mrs. Meyers wasn't impressed by April's claims that she shouldn't get a detention because she didn't want one.
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James Finson movies suck.
James Finson movies are blatant rip offs.
James Finson was seen on a recent interview and Ulrich and Odd decide to state their opinions of his work. Jeremy just wonders how anyone hasn't sued him for blatant plagiarism.
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Julien and Odd bumped into each other on accident and as they parted Julien muttered, "Dam scrawny bastard." Clearly still smarting over Odd's metabolism allowing him to stay skinny regardless of how much he ate. However Odd heard and snapped back, "Who are you calling a boney lanky eyesore?"
Julien stared dumbfounded as Odd vehemently declared, "I'm svelte, svelte not scrawny!"
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I am svelte, not scrawny. Accept it as I have and move on your vile twisted doubters, who are jealous of my svelteness.
After being called scrawny by Julien Odd felt that need that he stress that he was svelte, not scrawny.
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The Avengers are the best team ever!
No that's the X-men!
Justice League hands down.
The Alliance is eternally united.
The Horde is family.
Raynor's Raiders is the non dysfunctional family.
The best team is the Scooby Doo gang.
The true best team is the Rescue Princess Squad.
A clash of which team was the best emerged on the rule sheet only to completely stop when Odd wrote the best team was the Rescue Princess Squad. When asked Odd refuses to explain, Ulrich won't stop laughing, Jeremy face palms, and Aelita blushes.
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Anything and everything is a better romance than Twilight.
After listening Sissi go on about Twilight, Herb felt the need to set the record straight.
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The petition to ban swim trunks or board shorts for the pool is hereby banned.
While public pools may enforce a Speedo only requirement, Kadic will never do so.
Fangirls are banned from creating petitions.
Woman can just be as perverted as men, if not more so.
When hearing word of a petition to ban swim and board shorts the teachers as a whole set the record the straight.
While no one ever came forth, most boys have taken to blaming perverted fangirls.
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Not all fangirls are perverted.
Not all the fangirls apparently agreed with the implication that being a fan girl meant being a pervert.
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Cease grabbing sticks and declaring Bankai.
Cease declaring yourself an Espada.
Cease declaring yourself a Sternritter.
Cease being a buttnuck and trying to ruin our fun.
Bleach fans decided to act out some of their favorite battles however their antics annoyed Anouche. Her actions in showing her distaste for their antics that granted her the title of Bleach hater, a title that she's merely indifferent about.
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Cease requesting Farkle time during class. If you must have Farkle time, do so in your own personal time.
After having five different students request Farkle time a confused Mrs. Hertz has taken the rule sheet to get her point across. The subsequent laughter this rule has ensued has confused more than one person.
Author's Note: The laws mentioned here are actually real laws in France. My source is annieandre weird-funny-french-laws
James Finson was the movie producer from the episode End of Take. Special tanks to Raxius and flamelily274 for reminding me that he existed. Another special thanks towards flamelily274 for inspiring Odd's svelte rant and the best team chain.