Do not speak to Mr. Fumet before he has his morning coffee.
Jeremiah learned the hard that being his nephew meant very little to the fucks Mr. Fumet could give before he had his morning coffee.
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Iron Stomach Challenges are banned.
Odd Della Robbia is a bottomless pit.
Odd Della Robbia is the Lord and Master of all who devour!
Odd Della Robbia is a freaking human garbage disposal.
Odd, Yannick, Thiery, and Bastien decided to have an Iron Stomach Challenge Competition and Rosa was intrigued enough to cook the dishes. The results were Thiery running off to the trashcan after the second dish, Bastien gagging at the fourth, Yannick choking on the fifth, and Odd calmly finishing the seventh before declaring that he was full to a mix of everyone's shock, disgust, awe, and horror.
In the end Odd couldn't disagree with any of the statements about him on the rule sheet. As a disgusted Jeremy and Aelita marched him off to wash his mouth out with mouthwash Ulrich, who following behind, couldn't but notice the odd way that Claire looked over at Odd.
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Brad Williams is not Wee-man!
Jean-Baptiste was dumbfounded that anyone could confuse the comic genius of Brad Williams with the midget from Jackass and Tania maintains that it's an understandable mistake to make.
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Don't egg the school!
Jim doesn't who the responsible party is but he's annoyed all the same at what he has to clean up.
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Godzilla was not invading France, therefore you have no excuse for your homework not being done.
While Mrs. Meyers is convinced that people will think of the dumbest and impossible excuses about why they didn't do their homework, Emily is convinced that the students in question are simply trying to troll the teachers.
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There is a time and place for volunteering and in doing what you did you've volunteered for detention.
In the middle of class Julie jumped out of her seat and declared that she volunteered in tribute to the laughter of her classmates. Mrs. Hertz wasn't as amused and declared that Julie had volunteered for detention, which just made her classmates laugh harder.
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Brighton was walking when suddenly Takuya and Felix grabbed his arms and started marching him towards an empty classroom. They ignored his inquiries about where they were taking him and so Brighton remained silent when he was deposited into a desk.
He then turned and saw Milly, Tamiya, Ann, and Veronique holding cue cards. His then blinked when surprised when he saw Sandra pay Takuya and Felix some cash and then stand guard. "What is going on?" Brighton asked.
"Brighton we care about you," Milly began. "But the chocolate eating has to slow down or stop." Ann finished, with a stern look on her face. "You're getting stains on everything," Tamiya declared with a small growl. "You're also putting on some weight," Sandra pointed out.
"Are you serious? Did you kidnap me to give me an intervention?" Brighton declared causing an affronted Veronique to declare, "We did not kidnap you." Completely ignoring her Brighton turned towards Takuya and Felix and asked them, "How much was it worth? How much did you cost for you to submit me to this travesty?" He finished with a wave of his hands towards the girls.
"$10 dollars each," Felix admitted, while Takuya tossed him a look of pure mischief.
"You betrayed me for $10? I'm betrayed for a measly $10? I'm worth at least $50." Brighton declared in a clipped tone as offense radiated from his body. Takuya started laughing in response to this as a flabbergasted Veronique declared, "You are so not worth $100."
"You are just seeking vengeance against my uncovering of the law, you law breaker," Brighton countered while dramatically pointing out Veronique's pants.
"Brighton, you have to stop with the all the chocolate. It's annoying and if you continue to get stains on anything I have to touch I'm going to knee you in the nuts." Tamiya said recognizing that the intervention wasn't going to back on point and went right for the jugular, as it were.
In response all three boys hissed and moved their legs to cover their balls to Sandra's amusement.
"You want to do not so naughty things to my balls?" Brighton said with a smirk after a moment of stunned silence. "Don't you dare make any songs Mr. I want a harem." Milly shot back at him and causing Felix to crack up.
"I don't want a harem," Brighton said in reply, "But clearly Tamiya feels something for me, otherwise why else would my chocolate stains on our class project bother you so. Oh, Tamiya do you want me? Want to do Naughty Things to me?" He sang with a smirk and a wink.
There was a beat of silence before a twitching Tamiya starting moving forward hostility burning in her eyes and a now nervous Brighton bolted for the door
"Run, Brighton run," Takuya and Felix called out as they backed out and watched as Tamiya gave chase while screaming, "Get back here so I can kick you in the nuts!"
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Don't kidnap someone for an intervention.
Never do an intervention in the name of vengeance.
No one ever needs an intervention when it comes to chocolate.
Don't derail a needed intervention.
Never threaten to knee someone in the balls.
Never threaten to kick someone in the balls.
An attempted intervention over Brighton's increased chocolate intake went awry when Brighton refused to go along with it. Seeing this Tamiya got straight to the point with a threat and thus Brighton responded with the suggestion that she wanted him.
In response Tamiya moved to make good on her threat to damage his balls and Brighton bolted from the scene.
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Don't use Saint Patrick's Day as an excuse to cosplay as Ulrich Stern.
First off cosplaying is more than a change of clothes and secondly wearing all green is a great way to ensure that no would make the mistake of pinching me for not wearing green on Saint Patrick's Day.
Seeking to avoid the dreaded pinch on Saint Patrick's Day Ciel decided to dress like his older cousin. Naturally students were quick to point out this blatant excuse to express hero worship, Ciel maintains his story, and Ulrich is touched.
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Never pinch a teacher, regardless of whatever reason you find justifies it.
On Saint Patrick's Day if you don't wear green you get pinched.
Mrs. Hertz wasn't wearing green and Xavier was the only one with the courage and daring to pinch her. She wasn't amused and quickly issued him a detention but he takes it with a strange sense of pride.
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"That motherfucker cut me off," Jeremy growled behind the wheel, "That no good rotten son of a bitch, I bet his ancestors fucked goats." Odd started laughing in the back seat, Aelita in shotgun stared at him in surprise, and Ulrich from the back called out. "Did you really just call that guy's ancestor's goat fuckers because he cut you off?"
"That's it," Jeremy muttered either ignoring or not noticing Ulrich's question. "That mother fucker from hell is getting it." He then to their horror floored it caught up to the person who cut them off, got past them, and then switched to their lane, all the while flipping the other driver off. "Yeah, that's what you get, that's what you get."
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Jeremy Belpois is savage behind the wheel.
While on a trip into Jeremy got cut off and subsequently grew outrage. After making insulting comments towards the driver he then gained vengeance by cutting them off while flipping them off.
Aelita is still surprised, Odd just finds it all hilarious, and Ulrich is still in disbelief over Jeremy's antics.
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The proper response to having trouble with homework is to seek assistance from your friends or a teacher. One should never run into the hall, jump onto the banister and slide down it while screaming that homework sucks.
Faced with homework that he deemed impossible Danny decided to share his opinion on it in a dramatic way and Herb is just flabbergasted that anyone would choose such a way to vent their frustrations.
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When someone's laundry is finished put it in the nearby hamper, don't dump it on the floor.
Never leave your laundry unattended in the laundry room, especially when it comes to the best dryer.
People can be so inconsiderate.
Heidi was rather dismayed to discover that someone just dumped her clean clothes on the floor in order to use the best dryer in the laundry room. The staff is just surprised that the students consider one of the dryers better than the others.
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No one is too sexy for their shirt.
Ulri-
Fangirls are not allowed to write on the rule sheet.
Preventing others from writing on the rule sheet is rude.
Sick of the boys in her year's new game of taking off their shirts at random on the grounds of them being too sexy for it caused Ashley to seek to ban it. Naturally fangirls opposed this move and one of Ulrich's fangirls set out to officially make an exception on the rule sheet. However Ashley was anticipating this and thus was quick to yank said fangirl from the rule sheet when she started writing.
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Don't pick your nose.
There is a difference between picking and scratching your nose.
April was disgusted to find Hiroki seemingly picking his nose. When in reality Hiroki was scratchinghis nose because it itched.
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Only in math will the correct answer be 42 and even then only if the equation comes out to 42.
42 is the answer to the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a fiction book; therefore it is for entertainment and not based on fact.
Never gloat when proven correct.
When the students started saying that 42 was the answer to every question the teachers they became less amused over time. Thus they took to the rule sheet to nip this 42-nonsense in the bud. Mrs. Meyers became the most vexed over it all because the students took to gloating when the answer was 42.
Author's Note: Special thanks to Raxius for inspiring Jeremy's antics behind the wheel and Teen-Lyokofan7777 for inspiring the number 42 reference from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and before anyone makes comments I am well aware not having this in Chapter 42 is a missed opportunity and as such it was included in Chapter 43.