Cease calling Tamiya the Ball Breaker.
Cease calling Tamiya the Nut Destroyer.
Stop calling Tamiya Hunt Nut.
Stop calling Tamiya the Nut Seeker.
Tamiya will no longer be referred as the Hater of Nuts.
Tamiya will no longer be referred to as Kick a Nut.
Tamiya learned that chasing Brighton and screaming for him to take a kick in the nuts had interesting consequences. Thus she acquired some interesting nicknames and the stunned girl's friends were quick to take action against them.
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It wasn't the food. The farts started before the cafeteria food was ever eaten.
No one can ever intentionally fart, so cease declaring that Fart Day was engineered by the students.
Stop calling March 21st Fart Day. It is not a Kadic holiday, official or otherwise, and should never be implied to be a Kadic holiday ever.
Conspiracy theories have no place in school.
When you are applying conspiracy theories to farts, you have too much time on your hands.
Always clench your butthole to muffle the sounds of the farts that you know are coming.
No matter how old you are farts will always be funny.
Students cannot receive detention for farting.
It was a day that Kadic will never forget, the day that the majority of students had to pass gas. The smell became too unbearable for Mr. Klotz at one point, Jim put serious thought into the students doing it on purpose, and Yolanda blamed their food intake. However in doing so she offended Rosa who was quick to put out that the food she made had nothing to do with it.
The students were surprised that anyone could suggest or even believe that anyone could fart on purpose, a gagging Aelita was against Fart Day ever being considered a Kadic Holiday, and the likes of Herb and Alexandre were united in disliking conspiracy theories, especially ones that focused on the farts being done on purpose in a diabolic attempt to shut down the school or prevent homework from given out.
Meanwhile Sherry was rather disturbed at how loud some of the farts ended up being, and Takuya is convinced that farts will always be funny.
Though plenty of students maintain the highlight of the day was when Mr. Fumet snapped and tried to give detentions to the farting students.
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Beware the aliens from the sky who seek to study and enslave us.
No one ever admits to writing the rule but Sissi and Taretha know that the rule was written to get on their nerves.
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Don't' stab someone with a carrot.
When someone says don't give spoilers and you continue to give out spoilers….you shall suffer the consequences.
Using food as a weapon also has consequences such as detention and causing a food fight.
There will be no food fights at Kadic!
Hiroki didn't want spoilers for this upcoming movie that he wanted to see. However Johnny couldn't stop talking about and after ignoring Hiroki's instruction one too many times Hiroki snapped and stabbed his best friend with his food.
In retrospect Johnny considers himself fortunate that Hiroki grabbed the carrot and not his fork. Though in that moment in time too he was to busing focusing on how much it hurt being stabbed with a carrot.
Seeing this some others decided to get a food fight going and Rosa is making clear she will not tolerate food fights.
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Jim Morales was a secret government agent whose prior jobs were a cover for his government work.
A highlander needs things to do to occupy their time.
Pierre had an epiphany that Jim's insistence use of "I'd rather not talk about it" was in fact code for not being able to talk about. Thus he is now convinced that Jim was in fact a secret government agent and was quick to share the news.
Seeing this Tristan decided to once again refer to Jim as a highlander.
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Restore the internet.
The smartest students at the school Jeremy, Aelita, Herb, Emily, etc…. are not magically internet fixers.
Always leave certain matters to the professionals.
As the announcement over the loud speaker revealed the the service provider from which we receive our internet from has suffered a malfunction and it is estimated to take some time to fix. Until then project which require internet use have been extended and all students are encouraged to find other means of entertaining themselves.
A malfunction affected the local internet based company in the area, which had the side effect of shutting down the internet at Kadic. A majority of the students were handling the loss of the internet poorly and turned to the likes of Jeremy, Aelita, Herb, and Emily to restore the internet to power. However they were unable to do anything about the internet and while Aelita and Emily ultimately decided to shrug it off and just hang with their friends, Jeremy and Herb mourned the loss of the internet and the lack of power they had in restoring it.
Upon seeing the antics of his students Principal Delmas felt the need to reiterate the message he had given over the loud speakers onto the rule sheet.
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No sock sliding tournaments.
You can't tell people to entertain themselves and complain when they do.
A group of students decided to have a sock sliding tournament and nearly crashed into Nicole Weber. She therefore objected to sock sliding tournaments which caused Ciel to point that they were told to entertain themselves with Fenris adding that complaining after the fact was messed up.
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Don't use the bed sheets for limbo.
We were told to entertain ourselves and we are.
Brighton, Takuya, Felix and their friends had taken bed sheet and fashioned them into a limbo pole for a game of limbo. As they were enjoying themselves Mrs. Meyers came upon and objected to the use of school property in such a manner.
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Delmas was walking enjoying the fresh air when Tristan suddenly dropped down in front of him and as he opened to mouth to inquire if he needed anything he noticed Jeremiah, James, and Pierre come up behind Tristan, from the corner of his eye he saw other students spreading out, and then he heard the music.
"What is going?" He questioned as he registered the tune as being familiar but unable to place it.
"He's gonna be a mighty king," Tristan sang as he rose and then he linked arms with Pierre, who smirked and sang out. "So beware the royal coup." Then as the pair jumped back, with their friends falling behind even as other students joined them. The music then dimmed briefly before returning with gusto as the students before him began to sing as one.
"He's going to be a mighty king,
One whose nice and fair.
He's going to be the main event,
Like no king was before,
He will guide all of us,
With his magnificent howl.
He's such an inspiring person,
Oh, we can't until he ascends,
Beware the royal coup.
He won't tell us to do one thing,
Then complain when we do it,
For the emperor is wise and fair,
Oh, his majesty will ascend.
He won't tell us to stop that,
Especially when were hurting no one,
So it's time for you realize,
The time of the Winter is here.
We're going to do things his way,
The way of the Winter Emperor,
Because of who he is,
That amazing Ulrich Stern.
It's time you realize,
Your reign is ending,
You just can't compare,
To the Wolf Lord.
This is where the monarchy is beginning,
So if you can't handle it,
Count yourself out,
Out of service, out of France.
For the reign of the Wolf is beginning,
That Ulrich Stern will be King,
The Lord of Wolves,
His Winter Majesty.
Everybody look left,
Everybody look right,
All that you've seen,
Will be the beginning,
Of the domain of His Majesty.
Spread word far and wide,
Let everyone know,
That the time has come,
For Ulrich Stern to ascend.
Oh, we can't wait for him to become King,
Oh, we can't wait for him to become Emperor.
Oh, we can't wait for the reign of the Wolf God.
Oh, we can't wait for the reign of Ulrich Stern."
Before a gaping Delmas could respond a howl was sounded behind causing him to jump in shock, causing the singers to either cheer, howl, or declare "All hail Ulrich!" Thus when Delmas turned out he was unsurprised to find a smirking Ulrich Stern before.
"Remember," Ulrich said his voice filled with mirth, "You said to entertain ourselves." "And we did," a laughing Odd declared as he emerged from the crowd grabbed as he linked his arms with Ulrich's. With twin grins they declared, "Encore, time" and the students once sang.
As the others came out to investigate what was going on, Delmas numbly walked back into his office blaming his girlfriend and Mrs. Meyers for what he just witnessed.
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Never tell people to entertain themselves and then side with the people telling them not entertain themselves. After all in response you might become the entertainment.
Fed up with being told to entertain themselves and then not being told to not entertain themselves the students got together to perform their own version of Lion King's "I just can't wait to Be King" promoting the reign Ulrich Stern first to Principal Delmas, then to the other teachers, and yet the encore never seemed to end.
The staff was never more grateful for the internet being resorted, though Jim privately thinks that they were getting bored of singing and the internet returning was just a convenient coincidence to stop.
Author's Note: Special thanks to Raxius for suggesting that people will start making up random about Jim's life after the use of his catch phrase.
Tristan first referred to Jim as a Highlander back in Chapter 7.