Being still like a statue will not save you from punishment.
Julie is convinced that some people will try the dumbest things to avoid punishment.
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Jurassic Park is not a documentary of real events.
When trying to trick people beware of what can truly trick others and only trick the gullible.
Leo was bored and sought to see if he could trick people into believing that Jurassic Park was based on a true story. Meanwhile Danny felt the need to point out the obvious due to being offended at the idea that anyone would actually fall for such a lie.
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Never fill a blazed doughnut box full of broccoli and carrots.
Hans Klotz is the doughnut blasphemer.
Mr. Klotz is the doughnut inhaler.
In order to get back at Adele for convincing Rosa to carry out the pregnancy prank Mr. Klotz filled an empty glazed doughnut box with broccoli and carrots and then gave it Adele under the guise of sincerity. Thus Adele was dismayed when she saw its actual contents were not delicious doughnuts and is has now declared him the doughnut blasphemer.
The fact that Mr. Klotz never explained how he got an empty doughnut box caused the students to speculate. This speculation eventually evolved into the theory that Mr. Klotz bought a box of doughnuts and devoured them all to create the empty doughnut box needed for his prank.
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When you get lost in your closet, you fail at life.
There is a difference between being locked in a closet and being lost in a closet.
There is a difference between Zoro and Zorro.
Takuya will never ever let Felix live this down and Felix maintains that he wasn't lost but locked in by Takuya. The fact that he blushes when pointing this out has done little to convince people of his version of events.
The few students took to calling him Zoro were disappointed that he didn't get the correct reference and thought that they were referring to Zorro.
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You can't declare who needs anger management and the pamphlets shall cease at once.
Principal Delmas wasn't impressed at all by the anger management pamphlets that were slipped into his office, especially since they were accompanied by a note telling him to work out his issues in a non Call of Duty way.
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Cross dressing will never be a Kadic holiday.
No one remembers who starts it, though blame is tossed at Tristan's and Pierre's way, but at the end of the day all the guys are in agreement that they will never cross dress all the same.
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Don't refer to Kadic as the Madhouse or the Asylum.
Don't order pizza unless you are going to share.
When someone fulfills a food craving that is all that they are doing. There was no intention of insulting the cook.
Kadic alumni should set a positive example and not encourage the madness.
Bastien, Paul, and Jean-Baptiste felt like having pizza and so called Pizza Hut. The three were surprised when Terry was the one to deliver their pizza. While others congratulated Terry for having a part time job during his college experience, others were offended that the three didn't have any intention of sharing their pizza, and Rosa felt that they were insulting her cooking by saying it wasn't good enough.
Meanwhile Principal Delmas was just dismayed that Terry announced his presence with, "Two pepperoni pizzas delivered to the Asylum as requested". He was further dismayed when Terry expressed how he and Caroline were extremely proud over the school creating a Valentine's Day version of Naughty Things and that Mr. Klotz had Naughty Things as his ringtone.
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Stop referring to me as Saint Ulrich.
The fact that Ulrich didn't suffer an ego trip in light of his sheer popularity made it clear to Alexandre that he had to do something with it. Thus he took to calling him Saint Ulrich, which rather annoyed his friend.
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Rule number one: Never mention Harry Potter and the Cursed Child again.
Rule number two: Refer to rule number one.
No crossovers on the rule sheet.
In a conversation between Xavier and Emilio the former casually mentioned that over spring break his cousin saw Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. However the conversion was overheard and those who disliked the play took measures to ensure that they never hear it mentioned again.
While Xavier felt they had no business in reacting over a private conversation, Emilio was offended that Fight Club was used for a Harry Potter centered rule.
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If you must listen to erotic songs do so while wearing headphones!
Wearing headphones to listen to music requires plugging the headphones into your music device.
Theo Gauthier is a corrupting influence.
Don't blame someone for the choices that another person makes.
The CPT was not amused by the erotic music blasting from Theo's iPod and his sheer refusal to wear headphones. They were further distraught when Emily ended up listening to Theo's erotic music while wearing headphones that were not plugged in to the iPod.
In response to witnessing this Theo has been declared a corrupting influence on his girlfriend and he thus took to the rule sheet to defend himself.
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Odd Della Robbia is not Ulrich Stern's pet.
Why exactly anyone would think that Odd was Ulrich's pet was something Odd, Ulrich, Jeremy, and Aelita don't want to know.
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Dorm rooms are sanctuaries.
Those who damage or destroy rooms must clean the mess they made up.
Seeking payback on Pierre Tristan rigged a bucket filled with pudding above the door and waited. Thus when Pierre opened the door he became covered in pudding and as he beheld Tristan laughing at him Pierre gave a roar and tackled. In the end the pudding seemed to get everywhere and both boys were forced to clean the mess.
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Kadic will not succeed from France and become its own country.
It is possible to be wrong and yet right at the same time.
Bets are forbidden from Kadic grounds.
Don't make rules on the rule sheet out of pettiness.
While Delmas immediately turns his suspicious eyes towards the soccer club, its members turn their attention towards various students with the likes of Odd, Brighton, and Takuya among them. However they in turn protest their innocence and pointed the finger elsewhere.
Needless a chain of finger pointing ensured that lasted a full three days before a surprised Mr. Chardin paid Jim $50 in accordance with their bet. While Delmas was a mix of amused and resigned to his staff's antics, Mrs. Meyers sought to ban bets from Kadic and was called out on it by the students.
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Google is not God.
Takuya starting swearing by Google and Sherry wasn't amused.
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No matter how hard pray you will never acquire the power to punch people over the internet.
Xavier got into an argument with someone in a forum and wanted nothing more than to punch the unknown person for being an obnoxious asshole.
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While accomplishing a New Year's Eve Resolution is an achievement cease bragging about it.
There is a difference between informing and bragging.
Hiroki had completed his New Year's Eve Resolution of learning a new language and overdid it when informing others of his success. While Hiroki does admit that he may have gone a bit overboard it, he rejects the notion he was bragging about learning Spanish, and others are surprised that he decided to learn Spanish over German.
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Don't call someone a stupid walnut, its offensive to walnuts.
Sissi overheard a group of students calling James Finson a stupid walnut and decided to set the record straight.
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The dorms are not haunted.
Kiwi was particularly restless one night and the subsequent noises caused Odd's friends to joke that the dorms were haunted. As it spread it got to the staff and one of them eventually went to the rule sheet after the seventh graders decided to investigate for ghost sightings.
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Listening to country music is only annoying for those who dislike it.
Lola decided to prank Tristan and Pierre by setting up an alarm that would play country music in order to wake them up. However while Pierre was annoyed, Tristan was rather chill with it as listening to country music was one his guilty pleasures.
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Hating Nickelback is just a meme at this point.
After hearing Tania talk smack about Nickelback, Claire felt the need to point out the obvious.
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Never mention love potion number nine around Mrs. Hertz.
Don't call Mrs. Hertz the woman with the puppy killer glare.
Jeremiah thought it would be amusing to ask Mrs. Hertz if she would ever teach them how to create love potion number nine. Her reaction was to give him the deepest glare that he swears would kill puppies and now he regrets ever asking the question.
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The assassination of Paul Doumer led to Albert Franรงois Lebrun becoming President of France.
Don't list random facts on the rule sheet.
DON'T USE THE RULE SHEET TO ANSWER HOMEWORK QUESTIONS!
Don't talk in all caps on the rule sheet.
Upon seeing the newest rule Julien thought that somebody decided to share a random fact of France's history on the rule sheet. It wasn't Mr. Fumet saw the rule and grew enraged did people realize that somebody decided to choose a unique method to help their classmates with their homework.
Mr. Fumet then turns his ire towards the class in question and someone taking the time to point that he shouldn't talk in all caps on the rule sheet did little to improve his mood.
Author's Note: Special thanks to Teen-Lyokofan7777 for suggesting the erotic songs with headphones rule and the not using all capital letters on the rule sheet.