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Bella Swan/dartboard confessional
"Have you decided on a honeymoon destination yet? I can give you the number to the resort Jasper took me to for ours." Alice offers.
I put the pair of glasses I'm working on down in its tray and turn to her.
"I mean this in the nicest way possible. Thanks but no thanks. We're going to Disney."
"So cliche," she mutters.
"Maybe, but I haven't been since they made Harry Potter World a thing and Edward has never been to Florida."
Besides, the dartboard decided and we made a blood oath that there were no do-overs.
"Who's idea was it to have a joint bachelor and bachelorette party?"
The dartboards.
"It was a mutual decision. We're going to have dinner and drinks. No alcohol poisoning or Emmett getting arrested the night before."
"How am I just now realizing that you are entirely vanilla?"
"You were too busy being the freak that you are."
"True. Did I tell you that my husband brought up having a possible threesome with the new quarterback?" she bounces excitedly.
Ew
"Why am I not surprised?"