A teacher should never look at his/her students and declare "No, I'm not dealing with this crap" and walk out of the classroom.
The students are demons from the depths of hell that have escaped to torment humanity.
The students are not hell-spawn but simply teenagers who really should redirect their creative energies in better pursuits. Therefore the faculty is not to call them Satan's children and the students need to stop trying to drive the teachers insane.
After the last of the seniors entered his classroom Mr. Fumet stood and said, "No, I'm not dealing with this crap" in response to fact that the entire class was in Cosplay. Jeremy, Aelita, and Herb were especially offended that it took five minutes for the teacher to come back into the classroom.
Uncaring of their offense Mr. Fumet took to the rule sheet to declare his class hell-spawn in the most imaginative way possible. This turn caused Principal Delmas to make a declaration that stunned both the staff and the students.
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There is no wrong way to eat a Kit Kat bar.
The song is "Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar". Therefore the proper way to eat a Kit Kat bar is to break and then eat it!
Instead of breaking his Kit Kat bar Takuya just decided to eat it all at once and was caught by Brighton in the act. Takuya subsequently became annoyed at the lecture Brighton gave him on the proper way to eat a Kit Kat.
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Don't feed the fan girls and their ships.
Matthew and Thomas decided to Cosplay as Edward Elric and Roy Mustang and squealing of the fan girls at seeing Ed x Roy come to life were obnoxious.
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Shipping is very serious business.
Most people think the rule is a reference to the prior to the rule when the reality upon witnessing Nicholas and Heidi Cosplaying as Matt and Sora the Tai x Sora shippers marched them to their rooms.
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When cosplaying it's important to be firm on whom exactly you are in order to prevent confusion.
The manner in which Ulrich Cosplayed as Zero from Code Geass put into question if he was Lelouch or Suzaku under the mask. Not helping manners was that there was evidence for and against either side, which was encouraged by Yannick in her Kallen Kōzuki Cosplay. Thus Tristan and Pierre took to the rule sheet in an effort to make him slip up and Ulrich ignoring the whole thing which a dramatic stoicism irritated them beyond measure.
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You are not the Scooby Doo gang, so stop looking for the ghosts, monsters, and no one stole the mystery machine, or kidnapped Scooby Doo.
The antics of Herb, Paul, Sam, and Sissi while amusing to some, were irritating to others.
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Don't punch someone in the face for Cosplaying as a character you can't stand!
Upon seeing Jeremy Cosplaying as Kisuke Urahara from Bleach Jeremiah didn't hesitate in punching him in the face. Jeremiah maintains the detention was worth it, Jeremy is nursing a black eye, and Aelita somehow stayed in character as Yoruichi by laughing at the sheer randomness of it all.
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You are not Groot, therefore speak normally.
I am Groot?
The teachers were impressed by Julien's Groot Cosplay and grew annoyed when he stayed in character during class.
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You are not Team Rocket, Groot is not a Pokémon, and you can never steal your classmates.
Do not refer to another student as being a twerp.
Don't be a killjoy and just enjoy the show.
Theo and Emily tried to steal Julien and were thwarted by the combined efforts of Julien and Alexandre. While the students enjoyed the show, Mrs. Meyers just found herself annoyed at the antics of the students.
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Forehead and Ino pig are dumb insults and you should be ashamed of using them.
Hiroki was thoroughly unimpressed by Magali's and Naomi's Cosplay.
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Deckard Kain didn't accidentally summon the Matriarch of the Blood Knights, the leader of the Nightborne and the Champion of the Horde to Kadic. As a matter of fact the three should be grateful that Leah was willing to help find a way home after their harassment of her uncle.
The truth is open to all Hans Klotz has betrayed the faculty to the students.
Mr. Klotz, proving once again his cool guy status with the students, took to the real sheet to share his opinion about witnessing three of Azeroth's heroes confronting the beloved scholar and his honorary niece. While Rosa joined the students in their humor, Mrs. Hertz decided to get back at the guidance counselors and branded him a traitor.
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Something being asymmetrical isn't a big deal, so stop freaking out about it.
Being symmetrical is perfection!
Don't encourage the madness!
With the encouragement of Sophie and Kelly Jean-Baptiste took to criticizing and agonizing over everything asymmetrical. While most took in grade, Milly didn't appreciate being informed that her ears weren't perfectly aligned and thus took to the rule sheet.
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Never speak of the pelvic sorcery.
Certain topics shouldn't be mentioned on the rule sheet.
The decision taken by Odd and Claire to act out the moment where Gamora learns about Footloose scene from Guardians of the Galaxy was actually pretty amusing for Adele up till that point it reached pelvic sorcery and then it became lot less funny when the scene in question included her one and only little brother.
Naturally the CPT was outraged that pelvic sorcery was mentioned on the rule sheet and felt the need to add their opinion to the matter.
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Sometime after the Senior Cosplay prank the other students started showing up in their own Cosplay, in which Odd would only beam in pride as he declared, "Were trend setters." However he suddenly stopped causing Claire to crash into him. She looked at around to see what caused him to stop and her eyes lit with at mirth at Ulrich being pestered by Tristan, Pierre, Ciel, and Fenris about which Zero he was during the Senior Cosplay prank.
"No, No, You are doing it wrong!" Odd suddenly snapped as he marched to a pair of students in Ladybug and Chat Noir Cosplay. To her shock he began to educate them on the best way to capture the essence of Chat Noir.
"Hey cat boy, cool your jets," Ulrich called out causing to Odd snap back, "No one asked you Lelozuka!" "What?!" was the flabbergasted response most had to Odd's come back, while Ulrich annoyed at the merging of Lelouch Suzaku growled"What is wrong you?" at his best friend.
"Copyright infringement," was Odd's reply which further confused them even as Ulrich snorted. "I'm surprised you know such a big word like infringement," he couldn't help but tease.
"Your mom likes my big words," Odd grinned in reply realizing that he was being bit over dramatic about other people not getting Chat Noir right. However lost in his realization he missed Ciel paling and pulling Fenris with him and was tackled by an enraged Ulrich. Amidst his struggle as he fought of Ulrich giving him a noogie Odd called that he wanted a divorce.
Resist the influence of your peers.
Odd has weird ideas about copyright infringement.
Never ever talk negative about Ulrich's mom.
You cannot divorce your friends.
In the aftermath of the Senior Cosplay prank the other students took to doing some Cosplaying of their own. The decision of many to Cosplay as Ladybug and Chat Noir took people by surprise as was Odd's issue with those who failed to capture Chat Noir's essence. His claims of copyright infringement surprised and confused them and made his closet friends sigh (Aelita), face palm (Ulrich), or stare him down (Jeremy).
In light of teasing he made the error of invoking a 'your mom joke' to Ulrich, which resulted his subsequent noogie. For from helping her boyfriend out his new plight Claire just laughed and decided to point that friends cannot divorce each other.
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Free is not too expensive.
Tamiya is convinced that Brighton just goes out of his way to get under her skin at times.
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If you must Cosplay as a Pokémon then do so as a Pokémon that can speak.
The teachers had even less amusement for this prank after the Julien/Groot fiasco and were quick to nip it in the bud.
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Someone liking a ship that you don't doesn't mean that drugs were involved in the creation of said ship. Furthermore if you suspect of someone of doing drugs then the proper response is to seek to help them and not ask them to share.
After Rhonda revealed that she felt that Tamiya and Brighton were a great fit for each other Felix asked what drugs she was on earning her ire. During the argument neither noticed Julie sneak upon and after she acquired the gist of the situation decided to butt in to ask share Rhonda to share the drugs.
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Having a horrible hair cut doesn't give you right to wear your hat in class.
Needless to say Xavier plan to wear his hat to class in order to cover his bad haircut was put to a halt by his teachers.
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Don't put saran wrap over the toilet seats.
The last thing James expected when he went to take a dump was to have to remove saran wrap before he could start his business. Unknown to James, Emilio was very disappointed that he had spent all that time saran wrapping all the toilets in the boys' restroom for nothing.
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Kiwis are a very dumb fruit.
Kiwis are not dumb fruits. As a matter fact Kiwis are the best of the fruit there is, it's a fruit of nobility that deserves your respect.
Offended at being declared that he was Cosplaying as Chat Noir incorrectly Anton shot back at Odd by taking a dig at his gods. Odd was flabbergasted, the school staff was dumb founded by Anton's remark and Odd's defense of fruit and the rest of the student body is torn between declaring that the staff completely blind or acting like they are in denial with senior graduation so close. Those in the denial camp are further split between them simply not wanting to deal the fact that Odd broke the no pet rule and had many an accomplice and those who feel that the teachers are doing one last act of kindness for their soon to be former student.
Authors' Note: Special thanks to Raxius for suggesting Kiwi being insulted and to Flamelily274 for the Cosplay Prank and people acting like Ladybug and Chat Noir suggestions. On that note here is the list of who each senior cosplayed as:
Jeremy – Kisuke Urahara (Bleach)
Aelita – Yoruichi Shihoin (Bleach)
Odd – Peter Quill/Starlord (Guardians of the Galaxy)
Ulrich – Zero (Code Geass)
Sissi – Daphne (Scooby Doo)
Sam – Velma (Scooby Doo)
Herb – Fred (Scooby Doo)
Nicholas – Yamato "Matt" Ishida (Digimon)
Theo – James (Pokémon)
Emily – Jessie (Pokémon)
Tania – Adventurer (World of Warcraft)
Valerie – Lady Liadrin (Word of Warcraft)
Thiery – Thalyssra (Word of Warcraft)
Naomi – Ino Yamanaka (Naruto)
Yannick – Kallen Kōzuki (Code Geass)
Alexandre – Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)
Magali – Sakura Haruno (Naruto)
Claire – Gamora (Guardians of the Galaxy)
Paul – Shaggy (Scooby Doo)
Matthew – Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Jean-Baptiste – Death the Kidd (Soul Eater)
Heidi – Sora Takenouchi (Digimon)
Bastien – Deckard Cain (Diablo)
Sorya – Leah (Diablo)
Julien – Groot (Guardians of the Galaxy)
Thomas – Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Sophie – Liz Thomson (Soul Eater)
Kelly – Patty Thomson (Soul Eater)