Sorry it took so long for chapter 4. I'm just a writer for fun. I'm still not done with this story, because I have another great idea with these characters coming up. I also noticed some spelling mistakes in the previous couple of chapters and am sorry about that.
Tatsumaki was flying over where the park would be with no signs of the storm calming down. She then sighted a crowd of people that were bunched together away from the park, so she flew over to ask them a question. When she flew above them, everyone went hysterical and went to their knees.
"Oh great Arashi! Please don't harm us!" an old man voice could be heard from the congregation.
Tatsumaki recognized the voice, "What the hell is going on here Sitch?" the small petite woman questioned.
"Oh thank God it's just Tatsumaki! We're SAVED!" Sitch cheered out while Tatsumaki rolled her eyes. "You see, we were having a great time at your party, but then there was this creepy clown, and then a lot of slicing, then there was cake everywhere! So much cake everywhere!" Sitch cried out hysterically.
"Okay, someone that makes sense!" She retorted back.
Then a metallic voice responded to her. "To keep it brief Tats, Saitama sensei hired a creepy clown for free who turned out to be a monster and threw Arashi's birthday cake in her face. Then all of this happened." Genos said pointing to the huge green hurricane above.
Tatsumaki grinded her teeth back and forth with visible steam coming out of her face. "Just tell me where my husband is!" Genos pointed towards the eye of the hurricane where an eerie bright green glow emanated from. Tatsumaki raised her eyebrow thinking that Saitama can't possibly be taking care of this situation, right? He's never the one to punish Arashi.
"So he's in there, with Arashi." She questioned but was surprised to hear who responded back.
"Yes. Saitama went to punish Arashi!" Fubuki shouted to her sister with an authentic tone to her.
"Yea right, this I have to see" Tats replied with a sarcastic laughter as she floated towards the center of the storm.
Three. It is a number, but without context could mean anything. Three what? Three pigs, three dollars, season three one punch man? But as soon as Arashi heard "Three" from her father, she instantly knew the shit storm that was coming her way and panicked. The literal moment after he said that number, she let out a worried bloody scream and started to fly away instantaneously in a desperate attempt to escape her impending punishment. She knew this was for all the times she disobeyed her father. She wanted to run away from her father's serious side and straight into her mother's arms.
She felt two hands around her grasp her waist hard. The hands brought Arashi into the lap of her father. She could not escape out of the metal grips from her father even if she went 100 percent.
"This has been a long time waiting Arashi!" He said in a deep angry parenting voice.
Tatsumaki floated in unnoticed from the both of them to see if Saitama is 'punishing' Arashi. She came in with low expectations, expecting him to be doing something stupid, but instead she saw a serious father about to discipline his child.
Arashi tremblingly looked back behind to gaze upon her father. She was simply astonished. The man whose lap she laid on resembled nothing like her fun carefree father, but something almost to the point of sinister. She stared into the dark figure above her head with white serious pissed off eyes.
"Serious parenting series….." The figure raised its arm ready to strike. Just as he lifted his arm towards the heavens, a streak of lightning illuminated his face. She stared into her dad's serious brown eyes and chiseled, defined face. She stared not into a monster wanting to harm her, but a loving caring father who cared so much for her, albeit extremely pissed off.
"... SERIOUS DISCIPLINING SPANK!" Saitama's hands spanked Arashi's rear. Immediately, a very powerful shockwave formed, blowing away Arashi's hurricane like a dandelion (Just like when Saitama punched all the rain out when he faced Sea King). The shockwave continued to travel, blowing away every cloud in the world, which revealed the bright warm sun around the globe. There was no trace of any storm over the park while there was a mad father with his daughter in his lap. The shockwave made everything silent and everyone temporarily deaf. There was no sound at all; no birds chirping, no winds blowing anymore, not even breathing could be heard.
One voice broke the silence, and it was calm and yet almost ashamed. "Arashi. Is this what you want me to become, a monster?" Saitama spoke real softly almost crying.
The pain from his spank was almost unbearable for Arashi to handle. There was absolutely nothing she could do about the pain except let out a babyish scream. Tears built up in her eye ducts ready to explode outward. She leaned, then lunged out toward her father gripping him the tightest she has ever had. Tears poured out of her eye socket onto her father. Saitama felt the warm salty tears from her daughter roll down his body and he wanted to add to that river of tears.
"I'm I'm I'm, soooo so so sor-sorry daddy for everything" She struggled to say as her whole face was red and teary. Arashi felt truly sorry for how she has been treating her father. Remembering her bad behavior for the last couple of months, made her burst another reservoir of tears onto her dad. "I just wanted to be like ma-ma-mommy!"
Tatsumaki watched as everything unfolded. She remembered being held in Saitama's arms about 10 years ago, crying about how she pushed everyone away, yet Saitama was the only one that seemed to not want to push her away. Instead, it was really comforting having someone always be there for you. (Basically insert your favorite Tatsumaki x Saitama story here)
She then felt bad because she realized why Arashi treated Saitama so poorly, and that's because Arashi has been led be her mother's own example of treating her husband. She sometimes says really sarcastic and rude things to her husband (i.e. baldy, avocado etc) and also always shouts at him when he does something unbelievably stupid (but can you blame her?). Tatsumaki almost felt dead inside when Arashi said that she wanted to be like her mother knowing all the crap she's done to Saitama.
"Me too, I wish I could be more like my Tats" Saitama smiled a bit and brushed his daughter's curly green hair that resembled his wife's. He also wiped bits of the green cake that was still stuck on her face from the clown. Tats was then filled with utter disbelief, and just froze.
"I wish I could be a better parent like your mother." Saitama said to Arashi while a single tear rolled out of his eye. "I can't believe how incredible she is at being a parent. She always knows the right thing to say to you, and knows when to get serious" Saitama then looked to the grass beneath him. "Everything she has ever done for us, is out of pure love and care, even if we both do something not right or unthinkably stupid . While I'm just…" Saitama couldn't finish his statement. He has almost never felt this emotional before and has even been longer since he shed some tears. Out came a drop from his eye, and like a domino effect, more trickled outward. He wasn't pouring out tears like Arashi, but he shed a few. "... I'm just a horrible father. I'm too afraid to ever punish you, because I don't want you to think that I'm the bad guy. Man parenting is actually pretty challenging."
Suddenly, Saitama felt another set of small hands hug him tightly from what felt to be another small child. He then felt another hot stream of tears fall down his back. Saitama tried to look behind but Arashi was squeezing him really tightly. The family sat there for a solid 30 seconds of mourning before Arashi finally realized a certain someone was also hugging her father.
"MOMMY! You're here!" Arashi yelled with a bit of joy in her voice before charging at her mother with a vice grip hug.
"Uh hey Tats, how long were you there for?" Saitama questioned.
"Long enough to see all that I needed" Tatsumaki said before crying again. "I never knew you wanted to be like me. I always wanted to be like you Sai! A fun, chill loving father."
"What?! I thought I was really sucking it up because you always yell at me! But I mean I can't blame you, I got Arashi that stupid ice cream cake." he replied back while Arashi twinged her eyes when she heard 'ice cream cake'. Saitama then leaned towards Tatsumaki to return her a hug and whispered in her ear. "I wanted to make you proud by finally giving Arashi a spanking, I hope she doesn't think I'm a monster now." He said while making a spank motion in the air.
"Look Sai, You're never a monster for doing the right thing in parenting, otherwise Arashi would end up like the monster you saw earlier. And another thing Sai.." Tatsumaki looked towards the ground feeling awful at what she was about to say. "The reason I yell at you a lot of the time is that I'm kind of jealous at how much fun you and Arashi are having." Saitama's eyes were lit open with shock. It finally came full circle about everything. He admired her for her strict authority, yet she admired him for his easy-going and fun outlook on life.
At the same time Arashi's parents were tallking to each other and after wipeing away her tears, Arashi went over to hug her father again but this time with compassion. "Hey daddy, I'm really sorry for how I acted today, can we please just go back to our party?" she said in a cute voice.
"Ahh I finally get it now!" Saitama said. He thought to himself that Arashi will finally listen to him more now if he gets assertive. But then he thought about his wife. He whispered something in Tatsumaki's ear which opened her bright green eyes wide open.
"Arashi! You still wanna party! Then let's Party! Let's Go!" Tatsumaki cheered with enthusiasm shocking both Saitama and Arashi. It's been a while since Saitama saw her this giddy (except when she drinks a lot at parties, then she's lit AF) Arashi let out a gigantic smile and hugged her mother with so much force that Tatsumaki had to use her psychic powers to cushion herself from the it. Even though Tatsumaki was pretty petite, Arashi still looked like a small kid in her mother's arms.
"Mommy I want to be just like you when I grow up!"
Hearing those words started a waterfall for Tatsumaki. To hear her own child say that meant so much to her because she didn't want to be the monster parent that her child wanted to avoid.
The little adorable kids voice went off again. "I want to fight monsters and take no crap from strangers! My Mommy Strong!" This made Tats blush a little. A dark green glow surrounded Arashi from her mother, and hugged her even tighter. Arashi was struggling to breath for a second but her mother wouldn't let go.
"Sensei, I have another cake for the party!" Genos shouted as he landed by them. Genos came over after witnessing the hurricane disappear after one spank.
"Not now toaster, I'm busy having a moment here!" Tatsumaki interrupted.
"Yay Cake! Genos is the best!" Arashi said as she tried to break out of her mother's psychic hug jail.
Zenko was playing on the piano Teen Emperor made for her to play on. Everyone at the party was enjoying the tunes especially Reo (Teen Emperor)
Metal Bat was trying to hold a reservoir of tears that were trying to break away. He then looked over to Saitama who was crying his eyes out at how beautiful the little symphony was while Tatsumaki was hugging him and rolling her eyes.
When Zenko hit the last note on the piano, everyone gave her a standing ovation while Reo gave her hug.
Tatsumaki stood up on a table and with an adorable yet authoritative voice shouted "It's time to cut the cake and sing happy birthday everyone!" This caused everyone to surround Arashi's table where she sat with her friends. Genos approached her with a box that had a cake inside it. Everyone was scouting to make sure there were no clown monsters approaching. When everything seemed clear, Genos opened the box which made Arashi's eyes open up huge.
"ICE CREAM CAKE!" She yelled while grinding her teeth "That's it no! I won't eat the stupid cake." She tried flinging the cake out of Geno's hands but was meet with extreme resistance from another green source.
Tatsumaki said calmly, while trying to be positive "Look Arashi, at least you still have a cake after that disaster. Genos got it for you!"
"No! No! Nopey Nopey NOOOO!" She whined.
"ARASHI!" yelled a man's voice. It came from Saitama who stood up from his seat and walked towards her. "You're going to eat the DAMN CAKE, or I'm going to SPANK YOU IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THAT CAKE!" Arashi gulped. She nodded and looked at her birthday cake. It was a layered ice cream cake that had all the S-Class heroes as small figurines on the bottom layers and at the top was Saitama, Tatsumaki and Arashi. With a green frosting, it spelled 'Happy 8th birthday to this superhero!'
Arashi smiled again "Well let's dig in!" Saitama let go of his serious face and went back to fun happy one.
Genos pointer finger opened up to reveal a lighter, which he used to light all 8 of her birthday candles.
Tatsumaki then signaled Zenko to play the birthday song on the Piano.
Everyone sang in unison, "Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Arashi! Happy birthday to you!" Arashi closed her eyes, crossed her fingers, blew all of the candles but missed one (she used her psychic power to blow the last one away) and made a wish. She wished to be a superhero like her parents.
"Great time to eat! But I first have to slice it for everyone. Oh hey Sonic, can I borrow your sword real quick." Saitama said before anyone took a bite into the cake.
Class S rank 14 Speed O Sound Sonic gave Saitama a simple nod and handed him his sword. Only he trust his friend Saitama with his sword.
Saitama then cut the cake in half a second with mostly equal slices. He licked the leftover frosting from the blade of the word (of course it didn't cut him.)
Saitama gave everyone a slice of cake. Arashi bit into her ice cream cake, even though she got an ice cream headache and didn't like it too much, she still loved it because it came from her family. This was still the best day ever.
"Thanks for the motor- I mean bike Mr. Mumen Rider!" Arashi said excitedly and gave him a hug. Arashi was opening all of the presents from everyone who came.
Aunt Fubuki walked up to Arashi and handed her a present. "Aunt Fubuki! I love you!" Fubuki just smiled and waited for her to open up the present. Arashi tried to scan the inside of the present with her powers to see what was inside before opening in, but she couldn't sense anything inside.
"Hey Aunt Fubuki, there's nothing inside of this one I used my…"
"You can't sense anything because I used my powers to prevent you from peaking what's inside. Just open it up." And Arashi did. When she ripped the paper and lifted the top of the box, she saw a dress that looked like Tatsumaki's and Fubuki's Hero dress. It was a cute midnight black dress that really resembles her moms.
I am not advocating pedophilia, the dress is more wholesome than her mothers
"THANKS AUNTIE! It's really cute I want to wear it now!"
"I thought you'd love it you little cupcake!" Fubuki replied back. Arashi hugged Fubuki again.
Arashi wore the dress Fubuki gave her. She gazed at a mirror in a park. She really did look like her mother. "Take this monster! And take that Lord Boros! And eat this clown! Hmph, is that all you got!" She shouted all the while flinging her arms in the air pretending to fight some monsters like her mom.
"Oh hey Tats, have you seen Arashi, King wants to give her a present" Saitama questioned Arashi mistaking her for Tats while King was standing next to him.
"It's me daddy! And did you say another present!" Saitama's face went blank while he put up his hand in the air about to say something but didn't.
"Oh hey Happy Birthday Arashi, here you go!" King handed her a small gift the size of a DVD case. Arashi opened it up and was filled with glee again.
"SUPER HERO ASSOCIATION SMASH BRAWL 2! King how did you know I wanted that game so bad!" Arashi screeched with utter excitement. While King gave her his reason, Saitama started to get really frantic. Multiple beads of sweat rolled down his bald head while he was visibly shaking. He then felt a firm hand on his shoulder given from King who knew something was not right with him.
"Oh hey daddy, what did you get me for my birthday!" She asked kindly. Saitama jumped with startlement thinking she wouldn't ask him that just yet.
He shouted a quick response."IT'S IN THE CAR! LET ME GET IT!" His knees wobbled as he sprinted away from them leaving a confused King and Arashi.
Saitama basically teleported to his house in the suburbs of city Z. His house wasn't too fancy like a mansion, but was easily the nicest house in the neighborhood. Genos was the next door neighbor to Saitama and would see his family daily, sometimes abandoning his own house for a whole day.
Saitama was now in front of his front door while shuffling his pockets for the key. "I can't believe King got the same present for Arashi as me! I have to get something different for her and quick!"
Saitama was now inside his home while scanning every square meter looking for a gift. Saitama lapped around his house thirty times before having an idea. He sprinted to his man cave downstairs where him and most of his friends would hang out (Almost every S Class hero has been in that man cave). He then tripped over a several shurikens that laid on the floor.
"I gotta stop letting Sonic crash the night down here in my Man Cave." Saitama finally reached a giant safe which held his most prized possessions. He tried multiple times putting in the code for the safe but kept failing.
"How am I going to open this sucker?" Saitama yelled out loud while throwing a clenched fist at it. His fist cracked it open revealing the inside. "Oh yea that works too." In it he shuffled around to get the desired gift. It was mostly a bunch of rare mangas, letters from fans, and a few pictures. "Aha! I got you!" Saitama pulled out his rarest manga with a signed signature from the author. He knew that there is one thing Arashi loves more than video games, and that is reading manga and comics.
While running up stairs a picture fell out revealing an almost nude Fubuki from about ten years ago.
"SHIT! NOBODY CAN KNOW!" He grabbed the picture and stuffed it deep into the safe. He then locked his front door and sprinted back to the park.
Everyone was gathered around Arashi as they showered her with her gifts. Tatsumaki was the last one to give her gift but was waiting for Saitama to give his first. She eventually lost patience waiting for him.
"Hey little cupcake! Are you ready for your surprise!" Tatsumaki cheered. She then wrapped a thick green band made of her powers around Arashi's eyes so she can't peak.
"WHAT IS IT! I'm so EXCITED!" Arashi shouted.
"Ready! Everyone on 3! 1….2…..3!" Tatsumaki counted with the crowd. She lifted the green band from her child's face.
"Oh my god! You didn't!" She then screamed the highest pitch voice she has ever screamed. It was a cute shiba inu puppy that wagged her fluffy tail around. Arashi used her power to bring the pup closer to face. As the light green glow surrounded the pup, the tiny pup licked its tiny tongue on Arashi's tiny nose.
"What do you want to name it sweetheart?"
"How about we name it Villain since it's cute like every single evil villain" Arashi was too excited and hugged the dog. "This is the best present ever! Thanks mommy!" Just as she hugged the dog, Saitama came sprinting shouting something which caught everyone's attention.
"Where were you Sai. I just gave Arashi my gift." Tatsumaki said to Saitama.
"Oh I just ran to the car to get my present. Oh by the way, why is Arashi hugging Watchman Dog, doesn't he hate hugs from small children?"
Arashi answered to her father. "Oh this isn't Watchman dog, It's Villain the dog!"
"Why do you have an evil dog? If it's a villain shouldn't we take care of it?"
"No silly daddy, it's our new dog! Mommy got it for us! Her name is Villain" Saitama looked at the cute puppy, he loved the new puppy but was kind of sad.
"I'm sorry Arashi, all I got you for your birthday was this." Saitama handed her his gift. After seeing the puppy, Saitama knew he couldn't impress her and was waiting for some kind of negative response. Arashi saw Saitama's gift and she let out a huge 'EEK!'
"I know, I know, I'm sorry if you don't like it, I was..." he said with sorrow before being cut off.
"Like it? LIKE IT? I FREAKING LOVE IT! This has to be the best gift in my life!" Arashi shrieked as she jumped up in the air. This shocked everyone especially Saitama. "You gave me an extremely limited edition Mob Psycho 100 manga! Signed by my favorite author ONE! I love reading his manga! Thanks daddy!" She then hugged Saitama and then her mother. This was the best birthday yet, and the best moment in her life. She then read what ONE signed on the manga for Saitama. It read 'To Saitama: Thanks for everything! You inspire everyone, especially me Mr. One Punch Man' signed 'ONE'.
Just as everyone was about to leave the party saying their goodbyes. Sitch from the Hero Association walked up to Arashi and her parents who were taking turns petting Villain. He handed her a piece of paper while saying happy birthday.
"Oh great a piece of paper, thanks I guess." Arashi said almost dismissing it until something caught her eye. She then looked at the piece of paper and it turned out to be a certificate. It read: 'The Hero Association has officially recognized Arashi as a registered hero for the Association and can now legally enforce justice with appropriate actions. Arashi will have the Rank of 32nd in Class S and receive all privileges associated with said class. It is the duty of a Hero to follow the rules of the law and the Association while providing an example for their peers to follow and provide protection to any and everyone that need it from Villains and or monsters.' The rest was about legal matters.
Arashi looked up to Sitch and asked "Does this mean I can be a hero now?" He replied with a nod. She smiled and hugged Sitch. "I can be like my mommy and daddy now!"
"Yes but there is much we have to talk about Arashi. You'll start at the bottom of S Class but I'm sure in no time you'll be at the top and maybe surpass your parents one day." Arashi was really happy. This certificate was one of the best gifts she has ever received but certainly not as good as her mommy and daddy's gift.
*In their house, while Arashi is asleep*
Saitama, Genos and tatsumaki were sitting in their living room.
"There is only one thing that bugs me Saitama." Tatsumaki said softly.
"Oh what is it Tats?" Saitama responded
"Care to explain this" She said as she pulled out a picture of a nude Fubuki from her pocket. "WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE AN ALMOST NAKED PICTURE OF FUBUKI! THAT'S MY SISTER!" Saitama gulped while a pool of sweat soaked his chair. His heart beat louder than the King's engine. Genos scanned Saitama and found extreme levels of guilt and embarrassment. He had to save his sensei from this mess.
Genos responded nonchalantly "Thank goodness! I was looking for those pictures of Fubuki after I lost them. This is not Saitama Sensei fault!"
Genos felt like his armor was being melted by Tatsumaki's meancing glance.
"What are you DOING GENOS! You'll get yourself killed! Just RUN LIKE ME! I'M OUT!" Saitama retorted back.
"I'm saving your…" Genos paused after realizing Saitama wasn't in his chair anymore and realized he was 10 miles away already. He stared at Tatsumaki's deep green eyes.
"So do you want the picture back GENOS!" She shouted with fueled rage.
Genos tried thinking of something to calm her down. "I think you're the hottest between you and your sister!"
New S Class rankings
1. One Punch Man/ Caped Baldy
2. Terrible Tornado
3. Monster Hunter (Garou)
4. Blizzard of Hell Fubuki
5. Demon Cyborg
6. Flashy Flash
7. Atomic Samurai
8. Iaian
9. Metal Knight
10. Teen emperor (formerly child emperor)
11. Watchdogman
12. Super Alloy Darkshine
13. Mr. Boss*
14. Speed O sound Sonic
15. Bushidrill
16. Okamaitachi
17. Suiryu
18. Zombieman
19. Metal Bat.
20. Pig God
21. Sir justice *
22. Death Gatling
23. Bullet Boy*
24. Tank Top Master
25. Bronze Fang (Charanko)
26. Stinger
27. Driveknight
28. Bald Master* (Since Saitama became number 1, a cult of bald heros sprang up like tank toppers)
29. Lightning Max
30. Mach Man *
31. Puri Puri Prisoner
32. Hurricane of Horror (Arashi)
* indicates new hero I made up