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Bella Cullen/observant bitches
I'm measuring Rosalie's pupillary distance for her new glasses when she mentions it.
"You're boobs look bigger."
Alice scrambles out of her office.
"Finally! I thought it was just me."
I frown and look down at my chest.
"Did you get a new bra or something?" Rose asks.
"No."
Alice reaches out and squeezes my tits together.
"Ow." I slap her hands away.
"Yep, you're definitely half a cup bigger than normal."
Rosalie stands up, and her big belly drops heavily.
Emmett fulfilled his promise and put a baby in her.
Well, I should say babies because Fertile Myrtle carries the gene for multiples.
These poor fetuses.
"You're preg—"
I hold up my hand.
We've only been married for a little over a year and just decided that I would toss my birth control. I thought I would have time to adjust to the idea of being a mom to an actual human and not just two asshole dogs.
Wrong!
If I hear my husband gloat about his powerful swimmers one more time, this will be our only child. I can promise you that.