Inside a room with a fire place; Anthony was sitting at a table writing stuff down.
"Okay, what do these assholes need? Junk food, cigarettes, drugs, alcohol, deadly weapons, violent video games, pollution spewing power plants. What am I forgetting?" Anthony said before doing some thinking and smiling, "Oh yeah, gangster rap."
Interview Gag
"What, I got to make sure this planet is exactly like Earth in many ways, make these primitive aliens act more like those humans." said Anthony.
End Interview Gag
Then the chief alien appeared.
"Excuse me or great powerful god. We have something that might interest you." said the alien.
He gave tons of scrolls to Anthony who became confused.
"What the hell is all this chicken shit?" said Anthony.
"Scrolls written by our ancestors in our native tongues." said the chief.
Anthony tossed the scrolls into the fire place, shocking the chief.
"There is to be no living in the past whatsoever." said Anthony, "Oh and that reminds me; speaking in your native tongues is now an offense punishable by death. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!"
The chief shivered in fear before running off.
Anthony chuckled.
"I love being a god." said Anthony.
At one work sight; a ton of the gorilla like aliens were mining for gold and didn't notice that Sonic, Miss Martian, Edd, and Sky were watching everything from afar.
"Sheesh, this is worse then the times before the civil war." said Sonic.
"You're telling me, I wouldn't even last one second doing any of this back breaking labor." said Edd.
Sky turned to Miss Martian.
"M'Gann, think maybe you can change into one of these weird aliens and find out where all the gold is being stored?" said Sky.
Miss Martian nodded.
"Sure." Miss Martian said before turning into one of the aliens and walking off.
She then grabbed a chunk of gold and walked over to a cart before putting it in the cart.
Then one alien approached her.
"I don't think I've seen you around here before, where are you from?" said the alien.
"I'm from a tribe just south of here, heard about the new god you guys had and decided to get in on the action." said Miss Martian.
The ape alien looked at Miss Martian before shrugging it off.
"I'm to simple minded to be suspicious of you, so I'll just assume you've got the best interests in heart. Now we just need to get this gold to a cave that the monolith god told us about." said the alien.
Miss Martian nodded.
"Okay, good enough." said Miss Martian.
She placed a hand on one of the gold chunks without anyone noticing before walking back to where the others were and turning into her regular form.
"And?" said Sonic.
"There's some type of cave that the gold is stored in, luckily I slipped a tracking device on one of the gold chunks without anyone noticing." said Miss Martian.
Sonic smirked.
"Good work She Martian." Said Sonic.
Miss Martian became confused.
"She Martian?" said Miss Martian.
"Yeah I've got a knack to give people nicknames at times." said Sonic.
"Not his best characteristic, we just deal with it, especially all the snarky comments he makes." said Edd.
Sonic glared at Edd.
"Not his best characteristic, we just deal with it, especially all the snarky comments he makes." mocked Sonic. "AH SHUT UP!"
Miss Martian pulled out an iPad and saw a flashing red dot.
"The gold's on the move, let's go." said Miss Martian.
The three ran off.
Later; they appeared outside a cave where tons of gold was being stored.
"Here it is, the cave full of gold." said Miss Martian.
"Perfect." said Sky.
Sonic then noticed something else.
"What with the other cave?" said Sonic.
Everyone else turned to the other cave that Sonic was looking at.
Edd pulled out a pamphlet and opened it up.
"Hmm, apparently that's a men only adult cave with tons of sickening drawings of nude women, drawn by people with no form of artistic dreaming." said Edd.
Sonic became shocked.
"So you're saying that cave is full of primitive Playboy magazine?" said Sonic.
"That's what it says here." said Edd.
Everyone else looked at the pamphlet.
"Gross." said Miss Martian.
"Sheesh, who'd want to go there?" said Sky.
Sonic ran off into the cave chuckling, only to run back out screaming in shock and returned to the others.
"Okay, this is shocking, apparently if I didn't have standards already, I do now." said Sonic.
"I warned you." said Edd.
"What all is on those walls anyways?" said Sky.
"The aliens here have a thing for green skinned women who are under the legal age for consent. What is this, an Adam Sandler film?" said Sonic, "I mean sure his films are great despite what other people think and he'll be hosting SNL for the first time some time soon, but still."
Everyone nodded.
"That is just weird." said Sky.
"Agreed, but we should keep these aliens distracted so that we can move the gold out of the other cave. I vote M'Gann distracts them." said Sonic.
"I demand a recount." said Miss Martian.
"Yeah I'm not to fond of going through with my idea either, but there's no other choice." said Sonic.
"Agreed, these aliens have a fetish for under aged green aliens, and you'll have to provide the means for us to hinder their progress." said Edd.
Interview Gag
"Why did I agree to come along for this mission anyways?" said Miss Martian.
End Interview Gag
Miss Martian flew into the second cave and cleared her throat.
The aliens turned to Miss Martian and became shocked before grabbing her.
"We must take her to our new god." said one of the aliens.
Miss Martian gulped.
Outside the cave; a ton of mumbling sounds were heard as Sonic, Edd, and Sky walked into the other cave and walked back out with chunks of gold in their arms.
"You know, I feel guilty about robbing from these aliens and having M'Gann being bait for these guys so that we can steal this gold." said Sonic.
Edd nodded.
"Same here." said Edd.
"You think M'Gann will be fine?" said Sky.
"She's the niece of J'Onn, of course she'll be fine." said Sonic.
The group of aliens in the second cave were dragging Miss Martian off to the monolith when suddenly Meek's spaceship crashed close to the aliens who gasped in shock.
Miss Martian was shocked as well.
"Oh boy." said Miss Martian.
Then Ed climbed out of the wreckage and laughed dumbly.
"I'm naked." He said.
"No you're not, you're fully clothed." said Miss Martian.
Ed looked down and saw that he was still dressed.
"So I am." said Ed.
"What're you doing here anyways?" said Miss Martian.
"The ship ran out of gas." said Ed.
Miss Martian nodded.
"Okay." said Miss Martian.
"And what's up with you?" said Ed.
"Preparing for an arranged marriage I don't want any part of." said Miss Martian.
Ed smirked and ripped his clothes off to reveal he is in a wedding dress.
"I'll be your Bridesmaid." He said.
"That's a wedding dress for the bride." said Miss Martian.
Ed looked down.
"Oh." he said before tearing the dress off, revealing he was now in a tuxedo, "I might as well be a groomsman."
Interview Gag
Miss Martian groaned.
"I'm doomed." She Said.
End Interview Gag
"Let's go, time's a wasting." said one of the aliens.
The group walked off.